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• #1   koi1686

  The last picture is refreshingly legible. So many people don’t take the time to make their posters legible.

  Dec 22, 2012 at 6:42 pm   rating: 15  
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• #2   Jami

  Oh there’s been stolen baby Jesus or two and some jerk stole a bunch of gift boxes that were to be sent to soldiers in Afghanistan.

  Dec 22, 2012 at 7:51 pm   rating: 4  
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  • #2.1   H for Toy

    I hope that guy gets exactly what he deserves for Christmas!

    Dec 24, 2012 at 9:39 am   rating: 4  
     

  • #2.2   Jami

    A coal enema?

    Dec 24, 2012 at 12:31 pm   rating: 8  
     
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• #3   nunavut guy

  It’s those dam kids with the peppermint allergies who are ruining our holidays!

  Dec 22, 2012 at 9:42 pm   rating: 3  
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• #4   Walter

  A tree at a fire station in NH had its lights stripped off TWICE! Merry Christmas. Santa is watching.

  Dec 23, 2012 at 12:18 am   rating: 4  
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• #5   not-so-sure sam

  is it worse that adults were playing truth or dare, or that their butt-cheeks were unkempt?

  Dec 23, 2012 at 3:36 am   rating: 16  
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  • #5.1   Who passed out the Haterade?

    To me, the really disturbing part was the image of a group of people strung together by lights running through their butt-cheeks. Put that out in the front yard, and it would make on hell of a Christmas display.

    Dec 23, 2012 at 7:44 pm   rating: 14  
     

  • #5.2   The Elf

    And yet, that note completely explains yesterday’s. Enjoy your mysterious rashes, light bulb thieves!

    Dec 23, 2012 at 10:40 pm   rating: 18  
     
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• #6   ClearlyDemented

  I’m confused. Did one truck have 10 county plates or is 10 a county in Michigan or were there 10 trucks with county plates?

  Dec 23, 2012 at 9:08 pm   rating: 4  
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  • #6.1   kittenvision

    10 is a county plate in Nebraska. But there’s been achristmas miracle! http://www.omaha.com/article/20121224/NEWS/712249943/1685

    Dec 24, 2012 at 3:40 pm   rating: 9  
     

  • #6.2   redheadwglasses

    I’m bored enough at work today to do some research. It could be that “IO” is short for Ionia or Iosco (Counties in Michigan).

    Dec 26, 2012 at 12:12 pm   rating: 0  
     

  • #6.3   ClearlyDemented

    Kind of awesome, KittenVision. Thanks for the link.

    Dec 26, 2012 at 9:34 pm   rating: 0  
     

  • #6.4   redheadwglasses

    Weird! I swear that when I posted that yesterday, the post from 12/24 with more info was not showing!

    Dec 27, 2012 at 11:47 am   rating: 1  
     
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• #7   Tammy

  One Halloween I was so sick of my pumpkins being stolen that I bought another huge one and coated it with vaseline…..when the thief grabbed it, it slipped out of his hands and landed on his foot..his cursing woke me and I watched out the window as he hobbled/hopped down the driveway…the best part was his friends who fled and ditched him..

  Dec 24, 2012 at 4:00 am   rating: 35  
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  • #7.1   Lil'

    My coworker was just telling me that he was one of those punks who used to steal pumpkins. He and his friends would joy ride, look for the biggest pumpkins they could find and smash them on the porches. One Halloween, his friend ran up to a house, snatched the pumpkin, held it up in the air and for dramatic effect jumped up as he slammed it to the ground. The problem was, he landed wrong and broke his ankle. As the little jackass lay on the ground screaming in pain, his buddies sped away. The homeowner loaded him in the car and drove him to the ER. Awkward…

    Dec 24, 2012 at 1:43 pm   rating: 19  
     
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• #8   H for Toy

  I have nothing to add except, Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope you have the day off, and your holidays are free of passive-aggressive relatives, but full of funny, passive-aggressive notes

  Dec 24, 2012 at 7:31 am   rating: 11  
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• #9   Julia

  If I was going to deface or otherwise alter the first sign, I would add another sign below the first that reads, “BABIES BACK BABIES BACK.”

  Dec 24, 2012 at 11:00 am   rating: 3  
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• #10   redank

  I thought “unkempt” was a typo for “unkept”…so, I google-searched unkempt:

  Adjective
  (esp. of a person) Having an untidy or disheveled appearance.
  Synonyms
  disheveled – dishevelled – untidy – slovenly – scruffy

  Dec 24, 2012 at 3:40 pm   rating: 1  
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• #11   Tor Hershman

  Wasn’t there a “Dragnet” episode with a stolen Baby Hay Zeus?

  Dec 25, 2012 at 5:22 pm   rating: 0  
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• #12   chriss

  Hey, they got their stuff back: looks like the signs worked!!

  http://www.omaha.com/article/20121224/NEWS/712249943

  Dec 25, 2012 at 11:10 pm   rating: 2  
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• #13   doompggy

  There’s been a christmas miracle!

  http://www.omaha.com/article/20121224/NEWS/712249943

  Dec 26, 2012 at 4:29 am   rating: 0  
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• #14   redheadwglasses

  I’m not buying the “we ran these christmas lights with sharp bits of glass through our dirty ass cracks,” and I doubt the thieves believe it as well.

  Dec 26, 2012 at 12:13 pm   rating: 3  
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• #15   creagray

  Hey, that was front page news here in Nebraska. We don’t have much to do in the winter months.

  Dec 26, 2012 at 7:53 pm   rating: 3  
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• #16   Lynz

  Those Christmas lights were fucking delicious.

  Dec 28, 2012 at 7:00 pm   rating: 0  
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• #17   e

  obPedant: “whomever” should be “whoever”. “He stole”, not “him stole”.

  Jan 6, 2013 at 4:28 pm   rating: 0  
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