Thanks to the magic of analytics, I’m able to see the unique search queries that bring people to this little website — and unique they are! (For many people, Google seems to serve much the same function as a Magic 8 ball.) If you’re feeling voyeuristic, take a peek below at some of the more, shall we say, interesting questions that somehow led people to PassiveAggressiveNotes.com over the past year.
—if you dig in indiana far down enough will you hit diamonds
—what does an orange grow up to be
—do they eat cupcakes in africa
—can coffee creamer hurt you?
—can cereal kill you
—what the fuck is rice
—is there a penalty if your tooth is put under yoru pillow late
—my mom always drags me to a barber for a hair cut why??
—how do you run away from your mum forever
—how do u get into your babysitters pants
—how to ask a girl who doesn’t know you to sign your yearbook
—what happens if you dont wash your hands after masturbating and can you get stds from it
—am i going to hell for what i did today
—do i walk noisily?
—who should i invite to my birthday?
—is my girlfriend ruining my life
—why is my stapler so important to me?
—why am i so awful to my parents
—does God like being God
—is it bad luck to clip nails in office
—if a cat shits in front of ur house is it auspicious?
—why is it easier for tall people to walk up stairs
—is it still hip to wear ed hardy?
—what is it like to wear a unitard
—should some one with open sores swim in a public pool
—can your tampon get caught on fire from a tanning bed
—what will happen if you lick a dirty turtle
—is chobani yogurt good for herpes
—does the hip abduction machine tighten vagina lips
—I have the desire to stick my butt onto all glass pains, do I have a problem