Well, you sure showed them.

January 14th, 2013 · 16 comments

Are you feeling sorry yet?? Well?!?!

My real flowers were stolen so here are some cheap fake one jerks!!

related: Only the city of San Diego can move our garbage cans!

FILED UNDER: flowers, trees, houseplants & gardens · stealing

16 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Heely

    Judging by the smudged arcs under the wall hook, those flowers were in the way a lot and people or carts bumped into them often. Someone probably finally got tired of it and threw them away, or they got bumped once too often and fell and broke, then got thrown away.

    Jan 14, 2013 at 7:45 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Kevin949

      Cuz it couldn’t be the wind.

      Jan 14, 2013 at 8:09 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #1.2   Ashes

      Thanks, Grissom!

      Jan 14, 2013 at 11:44 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #1.3   pooham

      And if someone did steal them, they are probalby dead or dying since the only reason they stole them was b/c they can’t grow them on their own.

      Jan 15, 2013 at 9:01 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #2   Heely

    You may be right if this is outside…

    Jan 14, 2013 at 8:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #3   Ely North

    Fake flowers never die. Everybody wins.

    Jan 14, 2013 at 8:55 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

  • #4   Dipwad

    Fake flowers are better than fake people.

    Jan 14, 2013 at 9:40 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #5   Tesselara

    Where did they find that huge cut-out of a flower pot? It’s not like they’re available at the corner store–this suggests a dedicated search.

    That is some enterprising bitterness.

    Jan 15, 2013 at 7:19 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   SilentPsycho

      Not that hard to make, if you have a laminator at home. Just print an image off the computer, laminate, then cut out. I have to make a lot of stencils like this at work.

      Jan 15, 2013 at 7:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #5.2   KD

      It says “hanging plant stand” at the bottom. It’s off a box or something.

      Jan 15, 2013 at 8:23 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #5.3   VM

      I’d like to think it’s swiped from a display at a home improvement store, so that in some Home Depot lot there’s a handmade sign: OUR FAKE FLOWERS WERE STOLEN SO HERE ARE SOME CHEAP REAL ONES….

      Jan 15, 2013 at 11:10 am   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #5.4   The Elf

      Who has a home laminator? I’m with Tess on that one!

      Jan 15, 2013 at 12:24 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #5.5   Tesselara

      Oh, that would be great! It’s like paying it forward but with petty theft.

      Jan 15, 2013 at 12:24 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #6   pooham

    Very nice cutting job on the flower pic.

    Jan 15, 2013 at 9:02 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #7   Michelle

    Those are the most realistic fake flowers I’ve ever seen.

    Jan 15, 2013 at 9:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #8   bob loblaw

    those flowers were fucking delicious…………really

    Jan 15, 2013 at 2:04 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up


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