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Judging by the smudged arcs under the wall hook, those flowers were in the way a lot and people or carts bumped into them often. Someone probably finally got tired of it and threw them away, or they got bumped once too often and fell and broke, then got thrown away.
Jan 14, 2013 at 7:45 pm rating: 8
Cuz it couldn’t be the wind.
Jan 14, 2013 at 8:09 pm rating: 13
Jan 14, 2013 at 11:44 pm rating: 5
And if someone did steal them, they are probalby dead or dying since the only reason they stole them was b/c they can’t grow them on their own.
Jan 15, 2013 at 9:01 am rating: 2
You may be right if this is outside…
Jan 14, 2013 at 8:20 pm rating: 0
Fake flowers never die. Everybody wins.
Jan 14, 2013 at 8:55 pm rating: 8
Fake flowers are better than fake people.
Jan 14, 2013 at 9:40 pm rating: 6
Where did they find that huge cut-out of a flower pot? It’s not like they’re available at the corner store–this suggests a dedicated search.
That is some enterprising bitterness.
Jan 15, 2013 at 7:19 am rating: 17
Not that hard to make, if you have a laminator at home. Just print an image off the computer, laminate, then cut out. I have to make a lot of stencils like this at work.
Jan 15, 2013 at 7:54 am rating: 0
It says “hanging plant stand” at the bottom. It’s off a box or something.
Jan 15, 2013 at 8:23 am rating: 2
I’d like to think it’s swiped from a display at a home improvement store, so that in some Home Depot lot there’s a handmade sign: OUR FAKE FLOWERS WERE STOLEN SO HERE ARE SOME CHEAP REAL ONES….
Jan 15, 2013 at 11:10 am rating: 28
Who has a home laminator? I’m with Tess on that one!
Jan 15, 2013 at 12:24 pm rating: 9
Oh, that would be great! It’s like paying it forward but with petty theft.
Jan 15, 2013 at 12:24 pm rating: 6
Very nice cutting job on the flower pic.
Jan 15, 2013 at 9:02 am rating: 3
Those are the most realistic fake flowers I’ve ever seen.
Jan 15, 2013 at 9:54 am rating: 0
those flowers were fucking delicious…………really
Jan 15, 2013 at 2:04 pm rating: 4
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