Our submitter in Vancouver, Washington says this note was slipped under her door after her daughter was sent to her room following a disagreement about doing the dishes. Adds Mom: “I like that the poop is just there — not telling me I smell like poop, or to eat poop. Just…poop.”
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34 responses so far ↓
#1
diane
hahahah nice, just poop
Jan 22, 2013 at 10:59 am rating: 18
#2
H for Toy
May every Hershey Kiss you eat taste like poop, when you remember what you’ve done to me.
Jan 22, 2013 at 11:09 am rating: 36
#3
redheadwglasses
“In case mom doesn’t get that this is poop, I’m going to label it for her.”
Jan 22, 2013 at 11:27 am rating: 42
#4
madrugada
perhaps Mom is poop, in hart brok Emily’s eyes?
Jan 22, 2013 at 11:33 am rating: 5
#5
tpgal
I love this note, it has a certain Taylor Swift thing going on. We are never ever ever doing anything for you again – ever. So there.
Jan 22, 2013 at 11:35 am rating: 49
#6
BrookeDiz
And only the poop is in color!
Jan 22, 2013 at 1:10 pm rating: 10
#7
Roto13
There’s absolutely nothing I don’t like about this note.
Jan 22, 2013 at 1:49 pm rating: 26
#8
t-rex
That’s the crappiest tantrum I’ve seen, yet!
Jan 22, 2013 at 2:23 pm rating: 8
#9
Ely North
I hate it when people tear paper from a spiral notebook and ignore the perforation! I’d ground her for a month, just for that.
Jan 22, 2013 at 2:35 pm rating: 46
#10
Ace of Space
I wonder how long it took for the little lady to track down a brown crayon? My lovey dove tends to melt hers the first week of school.
Jan 22, 2013 at 4:40 pm rating: 4
#11
Amy
Wow, what a little shit…
Jan 22, 2013 at 5:54 pm rating: 10
#12
M
Team note-writer. Poop.
Jan 22, 2013 at 6:09 pm rating: 3
#13
Jan
Mum wouldn’t find it so amusing if she stuck some real poop on the note
Jan 22, 2013 at 7:00 pm rating: 2
#14
Lenny!
Geez, kids these days. Parents can’t even ask them to do a simple chore without a snappy PA note waiting for them after a long day of telling their kids what to do. Oh the horror of our future generations…
Jan 22, 2013 at 7:45 pm rating: 11
#15
Mom
I think this might have been written by my daughter, Lauren. She told me my dog was ugly. I was shattered!
Jan 22, 2013 at 7:53 pm rating: 13
#16
Nope
Chores are stupid. Everything just gets dirty again. What’s the point? Clean for company and/or when it starts to look bad/smells and that’s it. Screw excessive cleaning. Gouging your eyes out would be more fun.
Jan 23, 2013 at 11:52 am rating: 9
#17
Tesselara
I’m pretty sure this is a country song.
I’m hart broke/ Running away/ never doing anything for you/ ever again ever/Poop.
Jan 23, 2013 at 12:47 pm rating: 35
#18
SilentPsycho
Is it just me, or does this note come across as if the mum told the daughter off for trying to ‘help’? I can’t really think of why the never-ever part would come up unless someone is contradicting something they’ve previously done.
Jan 23, 2013 at 2:11 pm rating: 7
#19
nunavut guy
Your kid obviously has Parkinson’s……what the hell are you doing making her wash dishes?
Jan 23, 2013 at 8:10 pm rating: 1
#20
We Shall Speak Anon
Emily Hartbrok is the coolest kid in Ms. Leidermeyer’s 2nd grade class. Poop or no poop.
Jan 23, 2013 at 10:51 pm rating: 3
#21
Raichu
This reminds me so much of me when I was a kid. I love it.
Feb 14, 2013 at 5:00 pm rating: 0
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