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What a little hart-braker

January 22nd, 2013 · 34 comments

Our submitter in Vancouver, Washington says this note was slipped under her door after her daughter was sent to her room following a disagreement about doing the dishes. Adds Mom: “I like that the poop is just there — not telling me I smell like poop, or to eat poop. Just…poop.”

Never doing anything for you ever again ever for Mom —Emily (hart brok) P.S. Running away (Poop)

related: Buckets of my tears

 

FILED UNDER: kids · most popular notes of 2013 · Mother-daughter notes · oh no you didn't · p.s.


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  • #1   diane

    hahahah nice, just poop

    Jan 22, 2013 at 10:59 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

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    • #1.1   TRT

      Not just poop. This is running away poop.

      Jan 23, 2013 at 8:24 am   rating: 26  small thumbs up

       
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  • #2   H for Toy bang

    May every Hershey Kiss you eat taste like poop, when you remember what you’ve done to me.

    Jan 22, 2013 at 11:09 am   rating: 37  small thumbs up

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  • #3   redheadwglasses

    “In case mom doesn’t get that this is poop, I’m going to label it for her.”

    Jan 22, 2013 at 11:27 am   rating: 43  small thumbs up

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    • #3.1   The Elf

      I’m glad she labeled that poop, because I thought they were burned feelings.

      Jan 22, 2013 at 12:16 pm   rating: 71  small thumbs up

       

    • #3.2   meri

      Elf, you are the BEST!

      Jan 23, 2013 at 11:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       

    • #3.3   FeRD bang

      Well, you didn’t think we kept The Elf around just for her LOOKS, did you now??

      (I mean, don’t get me wrong, she ain’t hard on the eyes. I mean, look at that silhouette! See how perfectly-round the head is? That’s some first-rate roundhead, that is! And then that upper torso! Look how the total lack of shoulderblades allows the neckline to just roll seamlessly down to become the upper arms… But, I should stop.)

      Point is, amazing roundheady/shoulder-slump looks and “the BEST!” wit — total package! :-D

      Jan 29, 2013 at 7:57 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
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  • #4   madrugada

    perhaps Mom is poop, in hart brok Emily’s eyes?

    Jan 22, 2013 at 11:33 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

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  • #5   tpgal

    I love this note, it has a certain Taylor Swift thing going on. We are never ever ever doing anything for you again – ever. So there.

    Jan 22, 2013 at 11:35 am   rating: 49  small thumbs up

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  • #6   BrookeDiz

    And only the poop is in color!

    Jan 22, 2013 at 1:10 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

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    • #6.1   JK

      Of all the things to take from Schindler’s List, she chose Spielberg’s use of black and white film with one red coat on the little girl. A particularly powerful scene. I’d just rather she’d mirrored the artistic choice with something other than poop.

      Jan 29, 2013 at 5:32 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
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  • #7   Roto13

    There’s absolutely nothing I don’t like about this note.

    Jan 22, 2013 at 1:49 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

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  • #8   t-rex

    That’s the crappiest tantrum I’ve seen, yet!

    Jan 22, 2013 at 2:23 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

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  • #9   Ely North

    I hate it when people tear paper from a spiral notebook and ignore the perforation! I’d ground her for a month, just for that.

    Jan 22, 2013 at 2:35 pm   rating: 46  small thumbs up

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    • #9.1   The Elf

      Yes Mommie Dearest.

      Jan 22, 2013 at 3:06 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       

    • #9.2   Lil'

      No..perforations…EVER!!!!

      Jan 23, 2013 at 10:30 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       

    • #9.3   Dane Zeller

      Ely: And worse yet, she wrote her note on the BACK SIDE OF THE PAPER!! Grounding her for a month would be just a slap on the wrist!

      Jan 23, 2013 at 10:53 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
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  • #10   Ace of Space

    I wonder how long it took for the little lady to track down a brown crayon? My lovey dove tends to melt hers the first week of school.

    Jan 22, 2013 at 4:40 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

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  • #11   Amy

    Wow, what a little shit…

    Jan 22, 2013 at 5:54 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

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  • #12   M

    Team note-writer. Poop.

    Jan 22, 2013 at 6:09 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

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  • #13   Jan

    Mum wouldn’t find it so amusing if she stuck some real poop on the note

    Jan 22, 2013 at 7:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

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  • #14   Lenny!

    Geez, kids these days. Parents can’t even ask them to do a simple chore without a snappy PA note waiting for them after a long day of telling their kids what to do. Oh the horror of our future generations…

    Jan 22, 2013 at 7:45 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

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    • #14.1   lee

      There had to be one, didn’t there. Booooooo

      Jan 22, 2013 at 8:31 pm   rating: 38  small thumbs up

       

    • #14.2   PowerPaw

      I am pretty sure you are joking Lenny, but regardless, to anyone who might take that seriously…

      Our future generations are raised by us. If we don’t like the way they act, it’s our own fault.

      Jan 23, 2013 at 10:53 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       

    • #14.3   a-Arialist

      Childlet is saying she’s never, ever doing anything for her Mum *again*, which leads me to believe that perhaps this tantrum is less about being asked to do something, but instead having attempted to help her Mum and having been told off for doing it wrong.

      Jan 24, 2013 at 6:10 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
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  • #15   Mom

    I think this might have been written by my daughter, Lauren. She told me my dog was ugly. I was shattered!

    Jan 22, 2013 at 7:53 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

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  • #16   Nope

    Chores are stupid. Everything just gets dirty again. What’s the point? Clean for company and/or when it starts to look bad/smells and that’s it. Screw excessive cleaning. Gouging your eyes out would be more fun.

    Jan 23, 2013 at 11:52 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

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  • #17   Tesselara

    I’m pretty sure this is a country song.
    I’m hart broke/ Running away/ never doing anything for you/ ever again ever/Poop.

    Jan 23, 2013 at 12:47 pm   rating: 35  small thumbs up

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  • #18   SilentPsycho

    Is it just me, or does this note come across as if the mum told the daughter off for trying to ‘help’? I can’t really think of why the never-ever part would come up unless someone is contradicting something they’ve previously done.

    Jan 23, 2013 at 2:11 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

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    • #18.1   a-Arialist

      Ah. I see I should read all the comments before making one!

      Jan 24, 2013 at 6:11 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       

    • #18.2   Jami

      That’s the feeling I get. Heck, I’ve verbally told my mom this before for saying I was doing everything wrong when I’d try to help, then she’d turn around and complain about no one helping her.

      Jan 24, 2013 at 6:24 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
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  • #19   nunavut guy

    Your kid obviously has Parkinson’s……what the hell are you doing making her wash dishes?

    Jan 23, 2013 at 8:10 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

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  • #20   We Shall Speak Anon

    Emily Hartbrok is the coolest kid in Ms. Leidermeyer’s 2nd grade class. Poop or no poop.

    Jan 23, 2013 at 10:51 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

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  • #21   Raichu

    This reminds me so much of me when I was a kid. I love it.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 5:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

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