Could one final Sticky-Note Bomb be enough to put an end to months of guerilla-style passive-aggression?
related: The Post-It Wars
FILED UNDER: blitzkrieg approach · North Carolina · roommates
This looks like something my inlaws would post on facebook. Is there no shame left?
Jan 29, 2013 at 4:40 pm rating: 3
H for Toy
What’s the problem? It’s obvious that she cleared the time on the microwave already.
Jan 29, 2013 at 4:45 pm rating: 48
We can’t see the inside of the microwave or what’s in the sink. It’s entirely possible that one, or both, is filled with something disgusting that no one wants to clean even though they caused it to be there.
Jan 29, 2013 at 5:05 pm rating: 8
Maybe she forgot to change it for Daylight Savings.
Jan 29, 2013 at 9:42 pm rating: 6
They’re using invisible tape on a post it note… these are not high quality post its.
Jan 29, 2013 at 4:50 pm rating: 45
Or we have a poor quality post-it user.
Jan 29, 2013 at 5:22 pm rating: 12
I love the way the efficient way the writer crosses the H and E and THE and the H and A in HAVE to save time.
Jan 29, 2013 at 4:51 pm rating: 4
Weirdly, these cabinets looks different from the ones in “Post-It Wars” link. Is it the same people/place?
Jan 29, 2013 at 4:51 pm rating: 1
WTF…. I want the back story now.
Jan 29, 2013 at 5:02 pm rating: 20
My name is Princess!
Oooohh! Is this the newest magnetic poetry post-it notes. Can I play?
“Next time you have a problem post-it and skip the Thank you”
Jan 29, 2013 at 5:04 pm rating: 17
Looks like someone’s headed for a break-up.
Jan 29, 2013 at 6:12 pm rating: 1
pc load letter
making it difficult to read is the most PA of all.
“downhill, horizontal, then vertical. all the ways I want you to go f yourself!!!”
Jan 29, 2013 at 7:21 pm rating: 17
They used an entire Post-it for the word “And,” but then squeezed too many words in on the last note and had to abbreviate “Problem.” I bet this was written by a woman since they’re worse at spacial reasoning.
Yeah, that’s right. I went there. Come at me, sis!
Jan 29, 2013 at 11:34 pm rating: 6
In this day and
I find it hard to
ppl like u exist!
Jan 30, 2013 at 9:33 am rating: 23
pooham, you are a genius.
PS–I always kick my partner’s ass with spatial reasoning. Weirdly, just had this conversation a couple of days ago–him: “there’s no way that could have created that mark, it is the wrong size.” me, “I’m really good at spatial stuff. Trust me. It made the mark.” Him: “No way.” ::tries it:: “Whoa.”
Jan 30, 2013 at 10:29 am rating: 6
It was even better before the editor took out the spacing that made the shorter lines centered.
Jan 30, 2013 at 12:10 pm rating: 2
H for Toy
You know, Poltergeist, I always thought you were female. I suppose you could be, and you’re just speaking from experience… but I apologize for picturing you as a 20-something, skinny girl with purple hair, if that’s not what you are.
Jan 30, 2013 at 12:42 pm rating: 4
I’m just a little boy and you’re scaring me.
Jan 30, 2013 at 12:58 pm rating: 8
Well thank the gods above we can at least spell the word “spatial.”
Jan 31, 2013 at 4:46 pm rating: 0
I’m pretty sure you can spell it both ways, but even if you can’t, I still like my way better.
edit: I guess I also like spelling my name with an extra “st.” I’m revolutionizing the English language!
Jan 31, 2013 at 5:18 pm rating: 3
It originally started with a single note on the right merely expressing someone’s frustration with not being able to book a table at a well known chain eatery.
Jan 30, 2013 at 3:52 am rating: 1
What I want to know is: these notes all look like they were written by the same person at the same time. How do they know that they’re not going to have the same problem again? Because their message is just SO persuasive? Personally I’d say this was just screaming out for further post-it note complaints about every minor niggle.
Jan 30, 2013 at 7:32 am rating: 2
I have shown this photo to my friend in accounting who knows every little thing. He says these are not post-it notes. They are from some cheap-ass scratch pads whose only glue is on one edge of the pad. Thus, the need for tape to affix the sheet to the cupboard.
He also says I own him five cents from his recalculation of our lunch ticket last month, but that’s a different prob.
Jan 30, 2013 at 8:42 am rating: 13
Naw, I work in an office and I used to have some off-brand post-its in this color. They come in packs of Yellow! Bright Pink! Bright Green! and this weird dour purple. I used to avoid using this color until the last because every other color was much more attention grabbing and I am one of those absent minded people who puts sticky notes all over my computer and desk to remind myself of tasks. I assume this person, who is anal retentive and frustrated enough to make this sticky note creation, wanted to make sure that his or her sticky notes did not fall and ruin the masterwork.
Jan 30, 2013 at 10:39 am rating: 6
Want/Neeeed back story please!
Jan 30, 2013 at 11:14 am rating: 1
Just kidding. I learned to read.
Jan 30, 2013 at 11:18 am rating: 1
Meh. I’d rather someone e-mail or write it down instead of verbally confronting me over it. Then I have evidence of whatever happens.
Jan 30, 2013 at 11:25 am rating: 0
I don’t think I’d be able to stop myself from re-arranging these. If you overlap them just so to hide the words lower on the post-its, you can totally change the message.
we will not
Jan 30, 2013 at 12:07 pm rating: 11
H for Toy
I picture Elf sitting at her desk, copying out these post-its and rearranging them until she got just the right message.
Jan 30, 2013 at 12:30 pm rating: 3
Elf, you can dominate me at spacial reasoning any day of the week. Rawr.
Jan 30, 2013 at 12:35 pm rating: 6
I can imagine some annoying smartass taping a piece of paper to her door with a note on it. “But you specified I should skip post-its! This is plain paper so I figured you had no problem with it.”
Lessons in not using brand names.
Jan 31, 2013 at 11:27 am rating: 0
Ech… this offends my graphic design sensibilities:
Reading left to right on a diagonal – no problem. Reading right to left on a diagonal – no problem. Reading right to left on a diagonal with a sudden switch to left to right of the last note – CONFUSION! CONSTERNATION! RAAAGE!
… only, y’know, less capslock-y…
Jan 31, 2013 at 1:30 pm rating: 2
Looks like a person who’s too cheap to buy the magnetic poetry words kit.
Feb 4, 2013 at 11:24 am rating: 0
Feb 5, 2013 at 8:09 am rating: 0
super super super
Mar 4, 2013 at 9:05 am rating: 0
— The Elf
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You call that punctuation?