Comments on: The female of the species http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2013/02/13/the-female-of-the-species/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Thu, 20 Jun 2013 06:38:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: H for Toy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2013/02/13/the-female-of-the-species/comment-page-1/#comment-446579 H for Toy Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:57:15 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23997#comment-446579 Gigglebrax fail. This comment belongs under #9. Gigglebrax fail. This comment belongs under #9.

]]> By: redheadwglasses http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2013/02/13/the-female-of-the-species/comment-page-1/#comment-446577 redheadwglasses Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:50:03 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23997#comment-446577 Not "soda." "Mixer." Big difference. ; ) Not “soda.” “Mixer.” Big difference. ; )

]]> By: redheadwglasses http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2013/02/13/the-female-of-the-species/comment-page-1/#comment-446576 redheadwglasses Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:49:35 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23997#comment-446576 THey could conquer us with kindness! THey could conquer us with kindness!

]]> By: Tom http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2013/02/13/the-female-of-the-species/comment-page-1/#comment-446575 Tom Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:24:32 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23997#comment-446575 Roommates are pretty much the worst thing, because they're people and do things their own way (not your way). If roughly half the married people in the usa can't keep themselves from divorce and moving out, then how can we expect roommates to do any better? Roommates are pretty much the worst thing, because they’re people and do things their own way (not your way). If roughly half the married people in the usa can’t keep themselves from divorce and moving out, then how can we expect roommates to do any better?

]]> By: Joe Blow http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2013/02/13/the-female-of-the-species/comment-page-1/#comment-446564 Joe Blow Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:40:59 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23997#comment-446564 Eh. Nothing but standard issue attempts at "edgy" humor. Eh. Nothing but standard issue attempts at “edgy” humor.

]]> By: H for Toy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2013/02/13/the-female-of-the-species/comment-page-1/#comment-446562 H for Toy Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:08:54 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23997#comment-446562 Or, you know, what Jodi said a minute before I did. Or, you know, what Jodi said a minute before I did.

]]> By: H for Toy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2013/02/13/the-female-of-the-species/comment-page-1/#comment-446560 H for Toy Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:06:46 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23997#comment-446560 My roommate situation ended in a flurry of screaming matches and slammed doors, much like the end of my relationship with my ex boyfriend. I still talk to both of them, occasionally. Maybe we should have used PANs. My roommate situation ended in a flurry of screaming matches and slammed doors, much like the end of my relationship with my ex boyfriend. I still talk to both of them, occasionally. Maybe we should have used PANs.

]]> By: Val http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2013/02/13/the-female-of-the-species/comment-page-1/#comment-446559 Val Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:36:56 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23997#comment-446559 I once had a roommate who was absolutely convinced that I was eating all of her food (wasn't me, it was her adult son). Knowing my deadly allergy to raspberries, she started lacing everything she could with them to keep me out of her food. Since I was never in it in the first place, I found it both hilarious and a little terrifying. I once had a roommate who was absolutely convinced that I was eating all of her food (wasn’t me, it was her adult son). Knowing my deadly allergy to raspberries, she started lacing everything she could with them to keep me out of her food. Since I was never in it in the first place, I found it both hilarious and a little terrifying.

]]> By: TRT http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2013/02/13/the-female-of-the-species/comment-page-1/#comment-446558 TRT Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:51:12 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23997#comment-446558 I had cider with rosie once. And tea with mussolini, but that didn't taste very good at all. I had cider with rosie once. And tea with mussolini, but that didn’t taste very good at all.

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2013/02/13/the-female-of-the-species/comment-page-1/#comment-446556 The Elf Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:33:50 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23997#comment-446556 Conquer the United States of America. Since you asked. Conquer the United States of America.

Since you asked.

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2013/02/13/the-female-of-the-species/comment-page-1/#comment-446555 The Elf Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:33:10 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23997#comment-446555 I love that both of these notes have the polite intros ("Dear Brodie" and "Dear Sweet, Sweet AJ") and the not-even-implied violence of the end ("strangle you in your sleep" and "rip your fucking head off"). It's the perfect PAN combo. One is even in on sort of pink paper and the other has XOXO! That's the icing on the PAN cake. Classic. (I hope that helps with your understanding, Sockpuppet.) I love that both of these notes have the polite intros (“Dear Brodie” and “Dear Sweet, Sweet AJ”) and the not-even-implied violence of the end (“strangle you in your sleep” and “rip your fucking head off”). It’s the perfect PAN combo. One is even in on sort of pink paper and the other has XOXO! That’s the icing on the PAN cake.

Classic.

(I hope that helps with your understanding, Sockpuppet.)

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2013/02/13/the-female-of-the-species/comment-page-1/#comment-446553 The Elf Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:29:01 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23997#comment-446553 At one point, I thought that office breakrooms were the biggest font of passive-aggressiveness, between the fridge, the microwave, the coffee maker and Mongolia Hats for potluck. Then I thought it was parking lots and road-rage filled drivers. Now I realize they have nothing - nothing! - on roommates. Is every roommate situation doomed to end in a flurry of PANs? At one point, I thought that office breakrooms were the biggest font of passive-aggressiveness, between the fridge, the microwave, the coffee maker and Mongolia Hats for potluck. Then I thought it was parking lots and road-rage filled drivers. Now I realize they have nothing – nothing! – on roommates.

Is every roommate situation doomed to end in a flurry of PANs?

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2013/02/13/the-female-of-the-species/comment-page-1/#comment-446552 The Elf Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:23:58 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23997#comment-446552 Mmmmmmhmmm! My imaginary lover does everything perfectly the first time too. That's why he's imaginary. Mmmmmmhmmm! My imaginary lover does everything perfectly the first time too. That’s why he’s imaginary.

]]> By: RyanH http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2013/02/13/the-female-of-the-species/comment-page-1/#comment-446551 RyanH Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:04:30 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23997#comment-446551 White cheddar and rosemary crackers?! Holy crap, I've got to get myself to Canada! White cheddar and rosemary crackers?! Holy crap, I’ve got to get myself to Canada!

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