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• #1   yeah

  i bet she is fun in bed…

  Mar 10, 2013 at 5:59 pm   rating: 0  
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• #2   PinkPlaidRibbon

  What kind of cheap fake tan rubs off your bum that easily? Yikes….

  Mar 10, 2013 at 6:37 pm   rating: 21  
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  • #2.1   The Elf

    Yeah, that was my first thought. Maybe she had just freshly applied it?

    Mar 11, 2013 at 11:33 am   rating: 2  
     

  • #2.2   vstorevigilante

    Yes! Exactly my first thought. I’m paper-white and manage to look healthy with a Mystic tan, so I partake in them every two weeks in the summer, at $30 a pop, which is pricey to someone like me who is a student on their own making minimum wage, but overall isn’t bank-breaking to someone with a decent job, and even at that price, that shiz does NOT just rub off on things, thankfully!

    Mar 11, 2013 at 4:29 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #2.3   The Elf

    Nothing unhealthy about a naturally pale skin tone (says someone else who is one shade darker than albino). Own your paleness! I think if I were that close to the margin, I’d find a better use for $30 a pop! I mean, it’s your money, spend it how you like. I just don’t understand it the desire, especially if $30 is precious.

    I have discovered one advantage to my very pale skin: it makes the color in my tattoos really stand out!

    Mar 11, 2013 at 6:27 pm   rating: 25  
     

  • #2.4   luckydog

    Yes, @vistorvigilante, we should all embrace our colors! Plus: you DO realize how many pitchers of college-watering-hole beer $30 buy you, right? ? ?

    Mar 11, 2013 at 10:49 pm   rating: 4  
     
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• #3   The Crazed Spruce

  Geez, I can only imagine what they’re leaving on the poles….

  Mar 10, 2013 at 6:50 pm   rating: 29  
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  • #3.1   Mel

    Well, yeah, you CAN imagine it – but you’ll probably be happier if you don’t.

    Mar 10, 2013 at 7:12 pm   rating: 14  
     
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• #4   Roto13

  I hear women’s public bathrooms are pretty disgusting in general. They must be a whole other level of horrid in strip clubs.

  Mar 10, 2013 at 8:37 pm   rating: 7  
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  • #4.1   Caiman

    As someone who’s worked as a janitor and both in fast food and retail, I can confirm: Yes. They are filthy.

    Men are overall consistently grosser, but women’s messes tend to be of a much worse variety, eeeeee.

    I still want to know how that bank teller got you-know-what on the ceiling that day…

    Mar 11, 2013 at 10:29 am   rating: 5  
     

  • #4.2   Ann

    I have used them in strip clubs, and they weren’t *that* bad–not as bad as I’ve seen at some bars and clubs but not as good as I’ve seen in some (but not all) office buildings. The weird thing about them is the low stall doors and broken or absent door locks, I think. I wasn’t sure, but I sort of assumed it had to do with drugs.

    Mar 11, 2013 at 3:45 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #4.3   Kris

    Having had a drunk chick last friday decide that the toilet was too good to leave her chunky vomit in I can concur. and of course she didn’t bother to tell anyone either.

    Mar 12, 2013 at 1:04 am   rating: 0  
     

  • #4.4   JamiSings

    I spent a summer cleaning beach restrooms – yes, the women’s rooms were always way more disgusting. Except on holiday weekends. Then the drunk men just couldn’t tell the difference between the toilets and the urinals.

    Mar 12, 2013 at 8:27 am   rating: 1  
     
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• #5   H for Toy

  I was at a St. Patrick’s Day parade yesterday, and everyone was wearing green; people had crazy costumes, hats, and makeup. We were talking about how you see very few people wearing orange (the other color in the flag) until I saw a girl walking down the street, wearing green, and painted orange. Then I realized that it was supposed to be a tan…

  Mar 10, 2013 at 11:08 pm   rating: 23  
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  • #5.1   JamiSings

    Supposedly if you wear orange the fairies will come and take you away.

    So why is Snooki still around?

    Mar 11, 2013 at 12:56 am   rating: 6  
     

  • #5.2   Erin

    they don’t wear orange for St Patricks day as orange is a politically loaded colour in regards to the irish conflict.

    Mar 11, 2013 at 2:32 am   rating: 21  
     

  • #5.3   H for Toy

    Nobody around here knows anything about political conflict. They wear green because the beer is green.

    Mar 11, 2013 at 7:15 am   rating: 12  
     

  • #5.4   AP

    Green is the color of the independent nation of Ireland (and often represents Irish Catholics.) Orange is the color of Northern Ireland, the bit that’s controlled by England and tends to be Protestant.

    It’s as fraught an issue as Israel-Palestine, so mixing up the colors is a huge faux-pas.

    Mar 11, 2013 at 10:33 am   rating: 17  
     

  • #5.5   H for Toy

    AP, you know that, and I know that, but the General doesn’t know it. At least he won’t for about an hour and half. And neither did almost anyone else at the parade.

    Mar 11, 2013 at 11:33 am   rating: 2  
     

  • #5.6   The Elf

    I wear black on St. Patrick’s Day, to symbolize the forcible conversion of the Celts to Christianity and the loss of our pagan traditions.

    What? If you’re going to get political, go whole hog.

    Mar 11, 2013 at 11:39 am   rating: 25  
     

  • #5.7   But...umm...

    Green hair? Orange skin?

    Oompa Loompa surely?

    Mar 11, 2013 at 12:14 pm   rating: 8  
     

  • #5.8   Brian

    Elf, I was almost thrown out of my Catholic High School for comparing St. Patrick with genocidal maniacs like Pol Pot.

    Nice to see I’m not the only one who recognizes the truth.

    Mar 13, 2013 at 11:27 am   rating: 3  
     
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• #6   bob loblaw

  That brown stuff left on the toilet seat ain’t fake tan. Just sayin’.

  Mar 11, 2013 at 8:41 am   rating: 3  
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• #7   Nope

  Wanna know how to keep the tops of trash cans from being used instead of the bag/interior of the can? Don’t put tops on them and/or don’t get the ones that require you to open it to throw something away. Trash cans are filthy. Who wants to touch one after you just washed your hands? Then you have to go wash your hands again and get another paper towel and throw it away and the process repeats itself indefinitely (or until you run out of paper towels).

  Mar 11, 2013 at 10:50 am   rating: 8  
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  • #7.1   cathrin

    um… “sanitary bins” are the bins in the stalls meant for “sanitary napkins”(aka pads) not the trash cans meant for paper towels.

    Mar 11, 2013 at 11:20 am   rating: 9  
     

  • #7.2   H for Toy

    I was assuming they were referring to the bins inside the stall that are provided for pads/tampons.

    Mar 11, 2013 at 11:22 am   rating: 6  
     

  • #7.3   FeatherBlade

    I am going to guess that Nope is male, has never seen the inside for a women’s restroom, and has never considered that used menstrual pads may require special arrangements for disposal.

    Hence his lack of knowlege regarding the sanitary bins.

    Mar 11, 2013 at 12:03 pm   rating: 7  
     

  • #7.4   redheadwglasses

    THen Nope should have considered his lack of experience and knowledge prior to posting to the contrary.

    Mar 11, 2013 at 12:17 pm   rating: 2  
     

  • #7.5   sm619

    Despite Nope’s lack of knowledge of bins inside the stall, the principle still applies. Who the heck wants to touch the lid of a sanitary napkin bin? That’s even more disgusting than a general trash bin. Ew!

    Mar 11, 2013 at 3:16 pm   rating: 7  
     
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• #8   Dane Zeller

  Dear note writer: I would be worried that women who need to follow the instructions of the note, having demonstrated their inability to deal with their fake tans, and a misunderstanding of “on” or “in,” would not know what was included in the concept of “used.” I would be specific: no shoes in the sanitary bin.

  Mar 11, 2013 at 12:12 pm   rating: 3  
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• #9   ZAZ

  I don’t like girls anymore.

  Mar 11, 2013 at 8:15 pm   rating: 3  
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• #10   ZB

  This reminds me of when I was 20, flatting with a middle aged divorced guy… He was super proud of the fact he scored a girlfriend. One day I went to sit on the toilet and slid right off the seat. Said girlfriend had been on there slathered in oil after one of their ‘fun times’. Shudder.

  Mar 12, 2013 at 3:17 pm   rating: 2  
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• #11   ninjaduck

  THX Sandra!

  Mar 18, 2013 at 3:28 pm   rating: 0  
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• #12   Jessica

  High school bathrooms of both genders are worse. Bad bowel movements missing the pot, young men intentionally peeing down the drain holes, bloody tampons on top of the dispensers, rejected school peaches thrown and smashed against the wall and of course the daily graffiti. Angry/unhygienic teens in school of 2,000. – Former HS janitor.

  Mar 22, 2013 at 12:26 pm   rating: 0  
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