Rob in Dallas says this note appeared “after the martial arts ‘gym’ closed down unexpectedly.” (Full disclosure: I have no idea what “gym” is supposed to imply.)
![Warning to the few good people here. A lying phoney bastard called Hawkins was teaching martial arts upstairs. If you meet this scumbag don't sign any papers the asswhole [sic] teaches nothing but shit](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3088/2603732421_f006e37bf8.jpg "Warning to the few good people here. A lying phoney bastard called Hawkins was teaching martial arts upstairs. If you meet this scumbag don't sign any papers the asswhole [sic] teaches nothing but shit")
P.S. I’m sure I’m not alone in picturing Hawkins like this:
related: Peter, professional tattoo artist and assistant instructor of Japanese swordsmanship
27 responses so far ↓
#1
Captain Hampton
Wholly moley, this person sounds upset.
Apr 22, 2013 at 4:10 pm rating: 90
#2
everover
Hawkins is wholly an ass.
Apr 22, 2013 at 4:32 pm rating: 90
#3
Silence
It sounds like Hawkins…
[puts on sunglasses]
…needs a kick in the ass.
YYYYEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Apr 22, 2013 at 4:48 pm rating: 90
#4
Coffee
http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/q56yrs/upright-citizens-brigade-kung-fu
Apr 22, 2013 at 4:49 pm rating: 90
#5
Mosie
I totally read this in the whiny voice of Holden Caulfield.
“Hawkins is a phoney… a big fat phoney!”
Apr 22, 2013 at 4:57 pm rating: 90
#6
juju_skittles
Hawkins sure wasn’t teaching spelling.
Apr 22, 2013 at 7:25 pm rating: 90
#7
H for Toy
Well really, what do you expect an asshole to teach? It’s really all it knows.
Apr 22, 2013 at 9:16 pm rating: 90
#8
orogomait
“Gym” means “naked” btw
Apr 22, 2013 at 10:31 pm rating: 90
#9
depro
Not just part of the ass, but the whole ass. Kick it in its entirety.
Apr 22, 2013 at 11:31 pm rating: 90
#10
Nikki
“C’mere boy!”
Apr 23, 2013 at 10:34 am rating: 90
#11
Beatus Mongous
Perhaps he meant “Ass Whore.”
Apr 23, 2013 at 11:41 am rating: 90
#12
Todd
Impressed that “bastard” was spelled correctly. I figured the temptation to spell it with an e would be too great, but once again, I underestimate the mind of the simpleton.
Apr 23, 2013 at 11:54 am rating: 90
#13
it's naptime
That Hawkins is a bastage. A stupid farging icehole.
Apr 23, 2013 at 2:07 pm rating: 90
#14
nurgleth
I’m pretty sure “gym” is supposed to imply that it wasn’t a gym but just a “lying phoney bastard” with a room upstairs or something.
Or was that irony? I’m terrible at this.
Apr 23, 2013 at 5:29 pm rating: 90
#15
pooham
Wholly Ass Batman!
Apr 24, 2013 at 5:57 pm rating: 90
#16
Kenna
I misread it as “marital arts ‘gym”
which definitely implies something else
Apr 28, 2013 at 3:42 pm rating: 90
#17
RandomTandem
He was a WHOLE ass!
May 1, 2013 at 11:08 am rating: 90
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