Free mattress, anyone?

April 25th, 2013 · 76 comments

Has cat piss smell

Free!!! Take it before the lady next door gets madder! : (

Thanks for the housewarming gift but we already have a mattress

Seriously? You know who u are — TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!!!

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76 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Ely North

    Where are all the homeless people in these neighborhoods to claim these discarded mattresses?

    Apr 25, 2013 at 4:29 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   guest

      They’d have to make a raft of shopping carts to get the thing down the street and under the bridge.

      Apr 25, 2013 at 4:46 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Nunavut Guy

      They just got evicted from the houses that the mattresses are in front of.

      Apr 25, 2013 at 11:53 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   pooham

    From my understanding the cat piss smelling one is still good. All you need is one of those Febreeze air fresheners.

    Apr 25, 2013 at 4:32 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Iwill FindU

      no then it smells like cat piss mixed with febreeze. Maybe a steam cleaner.

      Apr 25, 2013 at 8:00 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   nativefloridian

      Vinegar. Spray it with vinegar.

      Apr 25, 2013 at 10:56 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   Jami

      Febreeze sucks.

      Like Native said, vinegar helps. There’s also Nature’s Miracle which you can get at any pet store. It’s special for breaking down urine. There’s other products like that too. Some of which you can get at the dollar store and work just as well, if not better. Yeah, you have to soak the dang thing, but it starts the process.

      But you still need something akin to a carpet shampooer to clean and extract. Then let it dry.

      Apr 25, 2013 at 11:44 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   pooham

      Really? None of you have seen those commercials where people are blindfolded and then led into a room or car filled with rotting, festering carcasses and such? And the people always say, “It smells like a spring meadow!”

      Apr 26, 2013 at 11:18 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.5   The Elf

      Those people are insane. That’s all I can figure.

      I have far too much experience getting out cat piss smell. It takes some steam cleaning, some enzyme based cleaner, some cussing, and repeated applications of all.

      Totally not worth it for a free mattress.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 11:32 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.6   Lil'

      One more reason to keep the cat outdoors.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 12:04 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.7   redheadwglasses

      “Nature’s MIracle” is amazing. It IS a miracle. When we had four cats, one of them was peeing on the bed. As soon as I figured out which cat it was, tested her to make sure she was healthy. She was. So we had her euthanized. I am not living with cat pee and I’m not hiring a shrink to figure out what a cat’s issues are.

      Until we figured out which cat it was, I used that Nature’s Miracle and it worked GREAT.

      After the cat was put to sleep, we bought a new bed.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 12:49 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.8   Nunavut Guy

      Better put on your rain coat Red.I sense a shit storm in the near future.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 1:35 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.9   Ermengarde bang

      ^ We’re all still speechless.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 3:35 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.10   Beatus Mongous

      @ The Elf, those people are paid to pretend for Fabreeze.

      The way I got rid of the cat smell was by severely damaging my olfactory nerves. That worked rather well. Now, the only smell that bothers me is fresh vomit.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 3:53 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.11   pooham

      No, really. I hear all the people who work in the human waste sewers of large cities only need to use several Febreeze stick up fresheners and spray a little Febreeze every now and then.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 4:47 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.12   Beatus Mongous

      Your name is “pooham.” What on Earth could you possibly smell like?

      Apr 26, 2013 at 4:53 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.13   H for Toy

      Probably Febreeze, Beatus. I have a feeling she works for them. Right pooham?

      Apr 26, 2013 at 5:07 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.14   Jami

      Using Febreeze to try and clear up bad smells is like using cheap air freshener – the kind without the odor neutralizers and heavy “Hawaiian Breeze” perfumes – in a bathroom where you just had a massive bowel movement. All you get is a floral scent over the other crap.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 5:09 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.15   Poltergeist

      Just redecorate the entire room in a jungle theme. Then they could claim that the mattress simply smells authentic.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 7:56 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.16   Iwill FindU

      When you’re outside you don’t smell the piss, it’s once it’s inside and the smell is trapped and the air doesn’t move the smell away. So even a jungle wouldn’t smell like piss.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 9:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.17   bie.

      @ redheadwglasses , you killed your cat just because she made mistake once?
      And you still have other 3 cats living with you?!
      Wow, all I can say is you better off without pets AT ALL, if you can only love them when they’re good.

      Or maybe, don’t think about having kids at all.
      I’m afraid of what will you do if your kids make a mess, just because it’s what their natural thing to do.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 10:16 pm   rating: 32  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.18   Nunavut Guy

      And the storm begins………nice one Red.

      Ah the new fish.Are they not just the best to reel in?

      Apr 27, 2013 at 12:01 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.19   Nunavut Guy

      Yep. One soiled diaper and it’s out to the dumpster for Red’s new born.

      Apr 27, 2013 at 12:03 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.20   mystic_eye

      No, not because it peed once, because it peed on the bed repeatedly, and possibly preferentially.

      When that happens you get to have fun spending a bunch of money on vet bills making sure there’s nothing wrong with the cat.

      If the cat’s healthy, and you try the obvious fixes of having more litterboxes, different litter, blah blah blah and it doesn’t work – there are a million unwanted cats out there. If you’re not going to keep it you rehome it -which is stressful for the cat – and hope the next person has more luck, but they probably won’t, and the cycle repeats. Or you can put on you grown-up pants, and decide the cats without issues are more worthy of homes, and put the cat down instead of letting someone else do it after years of stress for the cat.

      Apr 27, 2013 at 8:36 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.21   bie.

      Yeah… I don’t believe that euthanasia is the only way. You guys who are supporting dumping animals when they seem impossible to train, are too lazy to face the problem and taking the easy way out, IMO ;)

      Every animal is different. Some are smarter, some need quite more efforts to train. But they’re not impossible to train.
      I don’t know much about cats, as I am more a dog person. But I do know that it is more grown up to have love and courage to face the problem, rather than running away from a problem. :)

      Apr 27, 2013 at 11:43 am   rating: 26  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.22   powys

      Yes, killing an animal over a trainable behavioral problem seems drastic. Even if we have an overabundance of animals and “the good ones deserve homes more”, that crosses uncomfortable lines. It causes the same squick factor for me as reading about the USA’s past eugenics programs. How about we try a little harder next time and not treat these things as mere matters of convenience…

      Apr 27, 2013 at 12:46 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.23   powys

      I mean hell, all you had to do was close the bedroom door…

      Apr 27, 2013 at 1:08 pm   rating: 32  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.24   Iwill FindU

      I don’t know cats piss on things for some of the stupidest reasons. My sister had a baby her male cat went around pissing on everything the baby used (the crib, car-seat, winter gear, the rocking chair she used for nursing, countless baskets of clean laundry) all because it didn’t like the baby, it took 2 yrs for the cat to get over it. Clearly my sisters not going to get rid of her child all to make the cat happy, but her whole house stank (still does). Oh the cat pissed on her pillow as well because she started co-sleeping after the cat pissed in the crib.
      Maybe the cat would have been happier with a little old lady without children around, but if you re-home it you just tick the cat off more, so it keeps pissing on stuff.
      My co-workers cat started pissing on things after she got him fixed because he was mad about his balls.
      Cat’s are evil, and prone to piss on things to get even.

      Apr 27, 2013 at 7:32 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.25   H for Toy

      Lets be honest here. Redhead doesn’t actually own any cats. She just needed money for her poker game, so she made a bet regarding cats and internet comments. Let’s keep those comments coming, to make sure she wins that bet, folks!

      Apr 27, 2013 at 10:17 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.26   Nunavut Guy

      50 points to Troy(I know,I know) and a free pass to Red for some of the best troll fishing I have seen on this site…..My; did you reel them in.

      Apr 28, 2013 at 3:51 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.27   powys

      I guess it feels like this:
      1. I considered that it was a troll, but there are people who legitimately kill animals over this
      2. I don’t want any random passerby to get the idea that this is a “good way” to handle their cat pissing problem
      3. You may think that doesn’t happen but I’m sure it does
      4. So I make a post saying that I essentially don’t condone killing cats for urinating

      It’s about as simple as that. Sometimes I feel like trolls need to be responded to in this way when their posts could incite harm in other beings. Kinda like someone saying a rape joke isn’t okay.

      Apr 29, 2013 at 9:46 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.28   redheadwglasses

      Yes, people, I put a cat to sleep because of behavioral issues. She’d had issues for YEARS — she was a miserable, cranky cat. But peeing? RUINING MY BED? No. I don’t live with that. She also was peeing on bath rugs. The cats had four cleaned-daily litterboxes to use.

      Does someone with four cats and a dog sound like someone who would put a cat down for no good reason? I just spend $900 on emergency surgery for a cat two weeks ago. 14 months ago, she cost me nearly $2K for another emergency surgery.

      But I don’t care about my cats. Right.

      Fucking morons.

      Apr 29, 2013 at 10:50 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.29   redheadwglasses

      Bie said: “I don’t know much about cats, as I am more a dog person. But I do know that it is more grown up to have love and courage to face the problem, rather than running away from a problem.”

      I think I’ll stick with your “I don’t know much about cats….” and assume that I, who has worked in vet clinics and was pre-vet in college, know far more about cats than you do, as does my team of vets.

      Apr 29, 2013 at 10:52 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.30   redheadwglasses

      mystic_eye nailed it.

      I do not live with cat pee any more than I have to. ‘Any more than I have to’ = outside of litter boxes.

      Apr 29, 2013 at 10:56 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.31   The Elf

      I don’t know what you did and didn’t try. So let me just say this…..

      We had a cat with an elimination problem too. Thankfully, hers did have a medical reason and after we resolved that the problem went away. But for a while before we pinpointed the cause, we’d have to clean up a nasty mess 3-4 times a month. We seriously considered giving her away. No one wants to live with cat pee. I get that.

      Once medical problems are eliminated as a cause, as it was with your kitty, then you know it’s a behavior problem. That’s much harder to fix, and I totally understand the desire to avoid the expense of repeated visits to the kitty shrink. But there are a bunch of things that you can do that are common solutions and worth trying. For instance, the solution might be as simple and cheap as getting an additional box and moving it to a different part of the house. This way, a nervous kitty can use the box without fear of being attacked by the dominate cat. This resolved an inappropriate elimination behavior problem with one of my kittens who was being smacked around by an older cat. (And then the kitten grew to be bigger than the older cat and the problem resolved itself with a few well-placed smacks.) Some cats prefer covered boxes or particular kinds of litter material, so just a different box or a different litter can do the trick. The vet who eliminated physical problems should have mentioned some of these common solutions.

      If that fails, you can try to retrain the cat. After all, cats naturally want to go in the same spot consistently and bury their waste. You just need to get the cat to redirect this need to the appropriate spot. The best way is to lock the cat up in a very small room, like a bathroom or a dog crate. Remove anything from the room that is of similar material to what the cat would use as a litterbox, like the bathroom rug if she peed on the bed. Put a litterbox in there and “seed” it with that cat’s poop. Having no other option, the cat should go in the box. When she goes there regularly, you expand the area she lives in, keeping the box in the same place. Eventually, you let her have the whole house and keep the box in the same place. THEN you can move the litterbox to where you actually want it. This process takes a long time, but it has a pretty good success rate and is cheap.

      I have no idea what you tried and didn’t try. I’d like to think you tried a lot of these simple behavioral solutions and they didn’t work. Sometimes they don’t, and the owner is left with no options.

      Older kitties with behavioral problems are notoriously hard to adopt out. I think I would have tried that or a no-kill shelter before opting for euthanasia, but sometimes those options aren’t available either.

      Anyway, the point I’m getting at is that I can understand the desire not to live with cat pee and I understand that pet ownership comes with some dollar limits. But I really hope killing your cat was really the last resort and not the first response to the bad news. Otherwise, that’s just letting the animal down.

      Apr 29, 2013 at 11:36 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.32   Lara

      Heaven forbid you just keep the bedroom door shut and keep the cat out of it! Or make it an outdoor cat. Or try to find a new home.

      I find it hard to believe a vet would euthanize an animal for such a flimsy reason. My old vet once told me that if someone brings a healthy animal in and wants it put down because it’s causing some annoyance, he just says ok, sends the people on their way, and finds a new home for the animal.

      Apr 29, 2013 at 12:20 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.33   pooham

      Nothing wrong with putting a problem cat down. Nobody else is gonna take it in, and if they do, they’ll probably put it down, maybe even after abusing it. Nobody needs to spend a bunch of $$$ on a cat shrink. Euthanasia can be a good option. (I did exactly what reds did with an old tomcat my sister dumped off with me.)

      Apr 29, 2013 at 3:42 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.34   Iwill FindU

      Lara: I can’t stand outdoor cats, all you’ve done is made your pet your neighbors problems. You cat then goes around and pisses and craps in your neighbors gardens or kids uncovered sandboxes around play structures giving them freaking toxoplasmosis. Which as pregnant women with a garden I have a problem with.
      Keep your cat inside or supervise it well it’s outside or else your cat might just go “missing”.

      Apr 29, 2013 at 10:15 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.35   Poltergeist

      The fact that this discussion is even going on, ladies and gentleman, is proof of what I’ve been saying for a long time – that Mattresses = Cats.

      Now that we’ve established they’re the same thing, I suggest we crossbreed them to create a Cattress. Furniture that ruins furniture.

      Apr 29, 2013 at 10:44 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.36   redheadwglasses

      Outdoor cat? Right. In my neighborhood, a 20-pound feral cat would make a meal of my little 6 pounders.

      And no, I’m not going to work with pee issues. Not only has one of my two cats cost me about $3000 in the last 14 months, but I also spent days and nights feeding her with a syringe (130 mls a day of food, at 6 mls per syringe, with 2-4 syringes of food each time, PLUS WATER in syringes, you can figure out how devoted I was to my cat to keep her hydrated and get her much-need nutrition.

      This included subcutaneous “feedings” (saline) as well as liquid food into her nasal feeding tube. Plus medine with a syringe that had to go into her mouth because the only way it was absorbed is through the special skin that lines the mouth. If she actually ate it, it wouldn’t do any good.

      So, no, I’m not dealing with cat pee issues. And no one else wants a cat that will pee outside the litter box. I’ll take the time, money, and energy spent trying to “fix” a cat with mental issues and instead put it toward other cats.

      Like the half-feral cat I adopted who lived to be 17 years old, and needed a litter box within 20 feet of her hiding spot. (That wouldn’t have worked with the cat I put to sleep for peeing.)

      So I am confident that I do PUHLENTY for my cats and have no problem identifying the one issue that will have me putting a cat to sleep (and crying over it, even though I know it’s what I need to d0).

      Apr 30, 2013 at 8:17 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.37   The Elf

      It would be so warm and soft! A little bitey though….

      Apr 30, 2013 at 8:26 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.38   Lil'

      I wouldn’t have put up with that either, red. The cat debate rages on, but I don’t equate having a pet with having a child. My cat is only a part of my family for as long as it works for all of us. She became an outdoor cat when having her in my home conflicted with having my new baby in my home. And if she had started pissing everywhere, she would have become an outdoor pet sooner. I don’t know if you tried to find her another home, but I know first hand that it’s hard to find a new home for a grown cat even when her behavior problems are significantly less severe – which is why my cat has been outside for about 5 years now. I, for one, know I wouldn’t have taken your cat – and I’m guessing no one else would have signed on to rehome a cranky cat who pisses everywhere. I’m not knockin’ your choice. Your family was the only family living through that particular cat’s issues.

      Apr 30, 2013 at 10:22 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.39   kermit

      I don’t know, Red. Personally, I respect a free thinking cat that pees outside the box. But then again, I’m also in favor of letting cats roam out in safe environments.

      And not be a spoilsport, but 20 lb cats usually don’t go outside at all. That’s why they’re 20lb instead of 6lb.

      Apr 30, 2013 at 11:56 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.40   gksutto

      Did you ever consider trying to get in touch with a cat rescue? There are plenty of elderly, widowed ladies with large barns that are more than willing to take in unwanted felines….
      The anti-cat bias has to stop. If she’d said she killed her dog because it peed in the house, you’d ALL be calling for her head. Plain and simple: you’re a cat killer.

      May 9, 2013 at 12:30 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   guest

    Can’t you just picture the person who made the “seriously?” sign furiously filling in each huge letter with a different color marker?

    Apr 25, 2013 at 4:48 pm   rating: 43  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Snowflame

      Maybe they were the one who dumped the mattress. I feel anything that elaborate may be a plant to throw the neighbours off the scent.

      Apr 25, 2013 at 4:50 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Cake

    I swear I’ve said this before.

    Apr 25, 2013 at 4:52 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   The Elf

      Cake is lying.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 11:39 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Beatus Mongous

      Cake IS a lie.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 3:53 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   Nunavut Guy

      Bad cake.Bad Cake………Go lie down.

      Apr 28, 2013 at 3:52 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Michael H

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/nad/3972563876/

    Apr 25, 2013 at 4:52 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   H for Toy

      Maybe he’s just a poor boy, from a poor family.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 6:11 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   redheadwglasses

      As a die-hard Queen fan since age 5 (1973), you both made my day.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 12:51 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   mutzali

    Could be worse. Could be the “afterbirth mattress” posted on craigslist. Those folks actually wanted $500 for their nasty stained mattress.

    http://afterbirthmattress.com/

    Apr 25, 2013 at 6:53 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   H for Toy

      So, let me get this straight, banned-from-craigslist-guy. You don’t want to sleep in your bodily fluids, but you think I should pay $500 for the privilege?

      Apr 25, 2013 at 8:38 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Snowflame

      It’s the internet. Someone, somewhere, really, *really* wants to.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 2:20 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   Ermengarde bang

      Glue some twigs and human hair to it, name it the ‘Goddess Birth Mattress’, and put it on Etsy. $500 easy.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 2:13 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   Tesselara

      The “heart shape” is more “rear-end with legs-spread” shaped. Well, that’s in my head forever.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 7:10 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.5   Poltergeist

      To honor our love, I bought us a new mattress (new to us at least). It’ll feel like we’re sleeping on a cloud – a $500 blood-stained cloud that other people have farted into, but a cloud nonetheless. Happy Valentine’s Day.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 7:47 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.6   Nunavut Guy

      See ……fartfreemattress.ca next time.

      Apr 28, 2013 at 4:05 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Iwill FindU

    I lived in a fourplex at one time and someone had just dumped an old mattress outside in the back yard. One day the landlord asked if I was going to do anything about the mattress I told him no because it wasn’t mine.

    Apr 25, 2013 at 8:03 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Beatus Mongous

      And then? I feel like this story has more to it.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 3:56 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   Nunavut Guy

      And then this one time at band camp….

      Apr 27, 2013 at 12:12 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   Iwill FindU

      There is no more to that story. Just because I happened to own a truck doesn’t mean I want to drag who know who’s old mattress to the dump paying the gas and the dumping fee just so that it doesn’t inconvenience the person that I pay over $500 monthly to live in their basement.

      Besides there were bedbugs going around at the time. I’m not going to handle some unknowns old mattress and risk getting bedbugs. I mean I assume the mattress belonged to one of us 4 renters and we didn’t have bugs. But it also could be belonged to someone from across the back and I didn’t know if they had a bug problem or not.

      Apr 27, 2013 at 7:16 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   Nunavut Guy

      Wow!! What a great …………..no that was really f@cking boring.

      Apr 28, 2013 at 3:26 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.5   H for Toy

      Be nice, or I’ll start calling you by the wrong name, Yukon Territory Guy.

      Apr 28, 2013 at 7:35 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   allegro

    Given the bedbug epidemic, I can’t blame the people who refuse to pick up dumped mattresses. I wouldn’t take those mattresses, even if I was sleeping on the floor.

    Apr 26, 2013 at 12:26 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   The Elf

      Sharing is caring!

      Apr 26, 2013 at 11:37 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   The Elf

    The advertisement on this webpage for me today is for Savvy Rest – a mattress. “Pure. Natural. Made For You.”

    The cat piss was also pure, natural, and believe me it was made exclusively for a particular someone. That cat piss is a message. That cat is saying “Fuck You, Fuck the Dog, Fuck the Other Cat, Fuck this House, and most especially Fuck the Litterbox.”

    Oh, cats. This is why I love them. So expressive! This morning, my sweet little kitty left me a message on the carpet, right where she knew I’d step in the pre-dawn, uncaffienated hours. It’s how I know she cares.

    Apr 26, 2013 at 11:37 am   rating: 32  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   redheadwglasses

      Your post had me laughing out loud!!

      Meanwhile, I can’t play poker tonight because my cat’s emergency surgery cost me more than my rent.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 12:52 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   Dane Zeller

      Redheadwglasses,

      That’s what poker is for, to pay for your cat’s emergency surgery. Unless, of course, your poker game needs emergency surgery. Then, I understand.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 2:52 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   Beatus Mongous

      Readhead, make it a game of strip poker, instead.

      Apr 26, 2013 at 3:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.4   kermit

      Nah, cats are pretty sensible creatures. If your cat’s relieving itself in inappropriate places, chances are very good that you did something to displease it.
      Did you switch to cheaper cat food? Sub-par litter-changing habits? Bought some ugly new furniture? Told your cat not to shred the new furniture? All of these things can get cat piss deposited in your shoes or your bed.

      Apr 28, 2013 at 1:41 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.5   redheadwglasses

      The cat who just had surgery? I’ve caught her TWICE going up to a pair of shoes on the floor and horking into them. That stinker.

      Apr 29, 2013 at 10:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   doodleysquat

    When the cat pisses on my bed, I sh+t in its litterbox, then I carefully place its food dish squarely in the middle of the litterbox.

    I like to escalate the issue.

    May 10, 2013 at 5:07 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   llamassassin

    Reading all of these comments just makes me feel more justified in my dislike of cats. And you people that let your cats roam freely outdoors? I hate you all. Give me all of your addresses so I can send an animal to poop and pee in your yard, yowl outside your window in the wee hours, make your allergies act up, and destroy your garden.

    May 15, 2013 at 3:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     

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