Entries from May 2013
“Obviously there’s something I’ve been missing all these years,” says Marg (a muggle, clearly), who spotted this notice in the restroom at Melbourne’s Flinders Street Station.
Meanwhile, in the elevator of Lauren’s building in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada…
related: Yer a wiseass, Harry
Tags: elevator · Melbourne · piss · toilet · WTF?
I know this note has like, a lot of words in it, but seriously, all I see is wah wah wah.
related: Dear “Desperate for Salad”
Tags: Chicago · office fridge · TL;DR
This note — from Ulladulla, NSW — is for the Aussies who were disappointed by the lack of the word “arse” in Sunday’s post from Sydney.
related: No fridge ’til coffee!
Tags: Australia · garbage · sarcasm · thanks but no thanks
Writes Tom in Cleveland: “In the parking garage of my apartment building, some B parked in assigned spot 144, which belonged to another B, who then covered B1′s Jeep in harshly-worded notes on multi-colored construction paper.”
related: It’s my spot and I’ll park what I want to
Tags: blitzkrieg approach · Cleveland · parking · public shaming
Kyle in Sydney, Australia says this sign was posted near the elevator in the basement of his building, where apparently someone had spilled some cooking oil on the floor. Based on this note, I’m still a little unsure about how the person who cleaned up the mess felt about the whole situation.
related: Seven words you CAN say on a box of leftover takeout
Tags: cleaning · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · more aggressive than passive · Sydney
“No, she didn’t lose three teeth in one day,” says Jenny in Texas, regarding her 7-year-old daughter, Zelda. “She was just hoping to graduate from $1 per tooth to $10 based on experience. (But she’s totally negotiable if that’s not cool with you, Tooth Fairy.)”
related: Possibly the Best Tooth Fairy letter of all time
Tags: kids · money
Loree in Texas found this crumpled Post-it note in her front yard. “Why the husband threw this gem away boggles the mind, but I am so glad it ended up where it did.”
related: Haterade on the rocks, with a twist
Tags: drizzunk · love & marriage · Texas
As it turns out, a surprisingly large number of American apartment buildings are pachyderm-friendly. (It’s the owners that are the problem, of course.)
related: How now, Mad Cow?
Tags: neighbors · noise · shit
Spotted by Leonora in the window of a London office:
related: Do not kiss on someone else’s kiss — and absolutely NO LICKING
Tags: London · spitting
Writes our submitter in Brisbane, Australia: “It wasn’t me that reported the rich guy to the council, but it sure gave me a few laughs.”
related: I know, all black sedans look the same
extra credit: This Is Why People Think Mercedes-Benz Drivers Are Asshats [jalopnik.com]
Tags: Australia · car · money · parking · thanks (but not really)