For heaven’s sake, Steve

May 20th, 2013 · 27 comments

Spotted by Leonora in the window of a London office:

STOP SPITTING ON THE WINDOWS STEVE

related: Do not kiss on someone else’s kiss — and absolutely NO LICKING

FILED UNDER: London · spitting


27 responses so far ↓

  • #1   thrall

    I’d have burglar bars up too. If he’ll spit, who knows how far he’ll go.

    May 20, 2013 at 11:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   thrall

    Do you suppose Steve is responsible for the general decay of the wood and paint on the sill and frame? :-⊂

    May 20, 2013 at 11:17 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Beegood

      Look at the glass – it’s really clean. MAYBE Steve spits so whomever is forced to clean the window. I can relate. I litter everywhere so I can help create a job for someone. More litter = lower unemployment.

      May 21, 2013 at 1:39 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   jibbsfubbs

    If this were a reddit post, people would be all “What’s a windows steve?” You know it’s true.

    May 21, 2013 at 1:47 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Catherine

      The old reddit scooby doooo ;)

      May 21, 2013 at 2:55 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   liddy bang

    My spidy sense tells me that the fact that window is a plural means the spittle was found on more than one window, and the fact a note had to be posted tells me there was more than one incident…what kind of wierdo is this Steve anyway?

    May 21, 2013 at 6:48 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Ely North

      Steve is a dick. Plain and simple.

      May 21, 2013 at 9:24 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Louise

      I hope it isn’t that kind of “spitting”, Ely…

      May 21, 2013 at 10:45 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   pooham

      Nobody wants to mate with you Steve.

      May 21, 2013 at 1:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   Beatus Mongous

      Makin’ copies…

      May 21, 2013 at 2:42 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Nunavut Guy

    I still like ” Please don’t lick the windows” better.

    May 21, 2013 at 7:48 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Nahhh bang

    Steve probably chews tobacco.

    May 21, 2013 at 8:15 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   oni

      Unlikely, I do not think I have ever once seen chewing tobacco here (England) nor ever seen someone chewing tobacco, we are a smoke it not chew it nation :D

      May 21, 2013 at 1:34 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Hannah

      Why, Oni? Why settle for lung cancer when you could have lung AND jaw cancer?

      Jun 2, 2013 at 12:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Dane Zeller

    Possible interpretation: note writer is not familiar with rules of punctuation. It may be “Stop spitting on the windows, Steve.”

    May 21, 2013 at 9:10 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Beatus Mongous

      Or, perhaps it should be like this:

      “Stop spitting on the windows.
      -Steve.”

      May 21, 2013 at 2:44 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   The Elf

    I hope Steve is a camel.

    May 21, 2013 at 9:27 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Wench

      …or a llama (is it llamas that spit?)

      May 21, 2013 at 9:24 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   Ermengarde bang

      In my head, Steve is a giant cartoon cobra. No, I don’t know why.

      May 22, 2013 at 8:36 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   Seanette

      I’m wondering if he’s the zombie-maker from the last couple of episodes of “Grimm”. ;)

      May 23, 2013 at 2:42 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   VM

    But of course Steve is going to diss the Microsoft operating system. If the sign’s on the ground floor I assume it’s targeted at Wozniak; if on the top floor, at Jobs.

    May 21, 2013 at 10:07 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Captain Hampton

    Dammit Steve, the trim was painted just two decades ago.

    May 21, 2013 at 10:30 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Tom

    As straightforward as it gets. I like it. Two thumbs up, would chuckle again.

    May 21, 2013 at 12:35 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Jami

    After being fired from his old job, Clippy legally changed his stage name to Steve. Unable to find new work due to typecasting, Steve aka Clippy became the town drunk. And now, wherever he goes, he can’t keep himself from spitting on the symbols of his former employeers while screaming drunkenly, “DAMN YOU WINDOWS!”

    May 21, 2013 at 2:34 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Tard

      Lies! All Lies!!

      May 21, 2013 at 7:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   Jami

      I’m sorry, but it’s the truth. You’ll find out on “Where Are They Now: Clippy’s Story.”

      May 22, 2013 at 12:26 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Pkay

    I’m wondering if Steve has massive amounts of excess saliva that he uses to cover these windows. It seems that would take some serious saving up.

    May 21, 2013 at 11:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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