Spotted by Leonora in the window of a London office:
related: Do not kiss on someone else’s kiss — and absolutely NO LICKING
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I’d have burglar bars up too. If he’ll spit, who knows how far he’ll go.
May 20, 2013 at 11:06 pm rating: 1
Do you suppose Steve is responsible for the general decay of the wood and paint on the sill and frame? :-⊂
May 20, 2013 at 11:17 pm rating: 8
Look at the glass – it’s really clean. MAYBE Steve spits so whomever is forced to clean the window. I can relate. I litter everywhere so I can help create a job for someone. More litter = lower unemployment.
May 21, 2013 at 1:39 pm rating: 7
If this were a reddit post, people would be all “What’s a windows steve?” You know it’s true.
May 21, 2013 at 1:47 am rating: 6
The old reddit scooby doooo
May 21, 2013 at 2:55 am rating: 1
My spidy sense tells me that the fact that window is a plural means the spittle was found on more than one window, and the fact a note had to be posted tells me there was more than one incident…what kind of wierdo is this Steve anyway?
May 21, 2013 at 6:48 am rating: 9
Steve is a dick. Plain and simple.
May 21, 2013 at 9:24 am rating: 10
I hope it isn’t that kind of “spitting”, Ely…
May 21, 2013 at 10:45 am rating: 16
Nobody wants to mate with you Steve.
May 21, 2013 at 1:45 pm rating: 2
May 21, 2013 at 2:42 pm rating: 3
I still like ” Please don’t lick the windows” better.
May 21, 2013 at 7:48 am rating: 2
Steve probably chews tobacco.
May 21, 2013 at 8:15 am rating: 2
Unlikely, I do not think I have ever once seen chewing tobacco here (England) nor ever seen someone chewing tobacco, we are a smoke it not chew it nation
May 21, 2013 at 1:34 pm rating: 5
Why, Oni? Why settle for lung cancer when you could have lung AND jaw cancer?
Jun 2, 2013 at 12:33 pm rating: 0
Possible interpretation: note writer is not familiar with rules of punctuation. It may be “Stop spitting on the windows, Steve.”
May 21, 2013 at 9:10 am rating: 4
Or, perhaps it should be like this:
“Stop spitting on the windows.
May 21, 2013 at 2:44 pm rating: 6
I hope Steve is a camel.
May 21, 2013 at 9:27 am rating: 19
…or a llama (is it llamas that spit?)
May 21, 2013 at 9:24 pm rating: 3
In my head, Steve is a giant cartoon cobra. No, I don’t know why.
May 22, 2013 at 8:36 am rating: 6
I’m wondering if he’s the zombie-maker from the last couple of episodes of “Grimm”.
May 23, 2013 at 2:42 am rating: 4
But of course Steve is going to diss the Microsoft operating system. If the sign’s on the ground floor I assume it’s targeted at Wozniak; if on the top floor, at Jobs.
May 21, 2013 at 10:07 am rating: 20
Dammit Steve, the trim was painted just two decades ago.
May 21, 2013 at 10:30 am rating: 15
As straightforward as it gets. I like it. Two thumbs up, would chuckle again.
May 21, 2013 at 12:35 pm rating: 5
After being fired from his old job, Clippy legally changed his stage name to Steve. Unable to find new work due to typecasting, Steve aka Clippy became the town drunk. And now, wherever he goes, he can’t keep himself from spitting on the symbols of his former employeers while screaming drunkenly, “DAMN YOU WINDOWS!”
May 21, 2013 at 2:34 pm rating: 12
Lies! All Lies!!
May 21, 2013 at 7:14 pm rating: 2
I’m sorry, but it’s the truth. You’ll find out on “Where Are They Now: Clippy’s Story.”
May 22, 2013 at 12:26 am rating: 2
I’m wondering if Steve has massive amounts of excess saliva that he uses to cover these windows. It seems that would take some serious saving up.
May 21, 2013 at 11:30 pm rating: 0
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