I know this note has like, a lot of words in it, but seriously, all I see is wah wah wah.
related: Dear “Desperate for Salad”
I know this note has like, a lot of words in it, but seriously, all I see is wah wah wah.
related: Dear “Desperate for Salad”
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86 responses so far ↓
#1
Jean
Holy cow, that person has too much time on their hands. I would bet anything that the style and voice of the note writer left his/her office mates with 0% doubt as to who wrote this smarmy piece of PA. So nice try signing it as a plastic bag…your anonymity is a farce.
May 29, 2013 at 10:42 pm rating: 90
#2
FeRD
That’s an awful lot of wah, no question, but on principle I’m with the notewriter 100%. Any moron who puts their thermally insulated carrier inside the refrigerator should be flagged to HR with serious questions about exactly how they managed to get hired by ${company}. It’s clearly not for their big brain.
May 29, 2013 at 10:43 pm rating: 90
#3
melizer
Pretty sure a FULLER fridge is colder, no?
May 29, 2013 at 10:43 pm rating: 90
#4
Christina
The note is way too wordy and a little pissy, but seriously, people do need to try to be a little more considerate of others. If multiple people are using a fridge, it’s common courtesy to not take up an entire shelf with your own crap. As someone that has 13 roommates, I sympathize with the note-writer — fridge etiquette is important. Better to say something to try to improve the situation than to do the truly passive aggressive thing and just squish their monster bag by piling your own stuff on top of it. ha ha
May 29, 2013 at 10:52 pm rating: 90
#5
Daniel
I don’t see so much whining in it as I do common sense.
May 29, 2013 at 11:07 pm rating: 90
#6
CG
Dear plastic bag,
don’t judge me because I’m bigger than you. That’s bullying. I love my big monster body. You should love yourself for who you are and stop passing judgment on those who have a different shape than yours.
Sincerely,
Thermally-efficient lunch bag.
May 29, 2013 at 11:08 pm rating: 90
#7
marpolejoel
& a bag from Tar-Zheh, no doubt…
May 29, 2013 at 11:19 pm rating: 90
#8
mutzali
We have several folks in our production labs who bring in and refrigerate a gallon container of rice each, which they eat over the course of a week. They get in before the office workers, so we in the office often get in to find all our stuff moved to the counter so they can fit their stuff in the TWO reefers. The day I found my insulin moved and left out on the counter (two tiny vials, in one ziploc bag) I went to the production manager and blew up. She had a review of what can go in the communal reefers, with stickers on the doors. Now we don’t have several 12-packs of soda and half a dozen BOXES OF CEREAL in there. No more gallon jugs of soy sauce in there. No more loaves of bread and packages of trail mix.
(to keep my medicine effective, I bought a small “dorm room” reefer and plugged it in under my desk. Holds my insulin, a couple of sodas, and my lunch. I’m good.)
May 29, 2013 at 11:45 pm rating: 90
#9
Laura
Team note writer; Considering an insulted lunch bag would probably be in the fridge for only a few hours the food inside wouldn’t be affected by the fridge temperature anyway. Because it is made for that very purpose, to insulate against the outside temperature! Your food is better off by just putting it in the refridge or putting an ice pack inside the insulated bag.
And yes, I have an insulated bag offender at my place of work too.
May 30, 2013 at 12:04 am rating: 90
#10
Joanne M.
If it were taking up that much space, I’d probably just keep taking it out, but I probably wouldn’t write a note. I can’t figure out which is more passive aggressive.
May 30, 2013 at 3:25 am rating: 90
#11
Caiman
Team Note Writer. The breakroom at the supermarket I work at is usually just fine–no one ever has problems fitting things inside the fridge.
But then. Then. Third shift comes in, and for some reason well beyond me, it seems like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM has one of these massive bags, and into the fridge they all go, crushing and displacing whatever was in there. And I swear to god they completely ruin the efficiency of the fridge–everything in there, especially kept in the door, feels warm when they’re in there.
I just…why? Why is that necessary? First and second shifters have those bags too, but they don’t put them in the fridge! What is it about third shift that makes it necessary? Do food-spoiling demons invade the back rooms after midnight? I need to know!
May 30, 2013 at 3:33 am rating: 90
#12
Sir Puke
Team note writer. I worked with folks and it seemed almost every one of them had these insulated or cloth bags and you had to shoe horn your lunch in there. It really got on my nerves after a while.
It didn’t matter when a short while later the company went into bankruptcy and we all were fired.
May 30, 2013 at 4:30 am rating: 90
#13
Barbary Lion
Half my office brings those thermal things. We manage to fit them all in the fridge, along with everyone else’s tupperware, plastic bags, and the occasional retro metal lunchbox. The key is making sure people didnt’ leave their unwanted half-full salad dressings and ancient leftover takeout taking up valuable real-estate for weeks on end… Unless your office is huge or your fridge tiny, there should be room for everyone’s preferred mode of conveyance in there.
May 30, 2013 at 7:50 am rating: 90
#14
Tard
We used to handle this by taking it out of the fridge and putting a sticker on it that read “asshole”, leaving it on the counter.
May 30, 2013 at 8:05 am rating: 90
#15
redheadwglasses
Team Note Writer all the way. One guy at work here takes up a LOT of room in the community fridge with his military grade backpacking-through-Nepal-sized lunch bag. It’s crazy. Then at lunch time, all that is in there that needs to be refrigerated is salad. The crackers and other stuff is all dry goods you’d keep in a pantry.
On hot summer mornings when I go to the gym before work, I pack my food in an insulated bag, but when I get to work, I Take out items and put them in the fridge, and keep the bag at my desk.
That’s called “being considerate and reasonable.”
May 30, 2013 at 9:27 am rating: 90
#16
Raichu
On principle I actually agree with the note-writer. You shouldn’t be leaving your giant lunch bag in the office fridge when it eliminates fridge room for everyone else. That’s rude.
The note-writer needs to take a deep breath or three though and learn how to handle situations like this…
May 30, 2013 at 10:45 am rating: 90
#17
nurgleth
That shit is insulated, cold is not going to get in. Why do you put it in the refrigerator?
May 30, 2013 at 11:10 am rating: 90
#18
Jake
Regular problem at work here. I just checked our two fridges and we have 8 insulated bags and 1 largish hard cooler.
I work with generally smart people. I just don’t get it.
May 30, 2013 at 12:26 pm rating: 90
#19
Ann
Jeez, this is why I buy my lunch. I don’t care what people do with the fridge…
May 30, 2013 at 2:33 pm rating: 90
#20
thneed
Coupla things, my fellow PAN’ers:
1. You’re all talking about insulated lunch bags like they can keep ice cubes frozen, and that’s surely not the case with the two I have. They keep things cool for long enough to get to work, but it’s certainly not enough to keep something tender (like milk for my tea) from spoiling.
2. Plastic bags in the refrigerator are WORSE than insulated lunch bags because they don’t hold their shape. The stuff inside kind of falls sideways and then the bag’s “footprint” is twice as big. PAPER lunch bags FTW.
3. Anywhere I’ve worked with a nasty fridge, I’ve cleaned it out. It works like this: wait a few weeks to make sure there isn’t cleaning schedule already in place. Then put up a note on Monday saying that EVERYTHING will be thrown away on Friday after a specific time. THEN DO IT. Stay late on Friday and clear the crap out of that sucker, and be ruthless. (I recently worked on a floor that a large group had moved off of, and they all left behind their fridge crap, and nobody else cleared it up. Wow was there ever lots of room in the fridge after I took care of that little problem. The best part is there was a note on the fridge saying that it got completely cleared out monthly or weekly or something, but it never actually happened.)
May 30, 2013 at 3:33 pm rating: 90
#21
Ruth
Over-the-top note, but I have to sympathize. My workplace has just two refrigerators for its 140+ employees and some people just don’t think about that when they shove their enormous insulated containers in there. And I do mean shove – many times I’ve had to go fishing in the back of the fridge for my leftover soda or whatever because someone in a hurry decided to just cram their lunch onto the shelf without looking rather than rearrange others’ food to make a space. That probably peeves me more than the size issue, to be honest.
May 30, 2013 at 6:17 pm rating: 90
#22
ShadeTail
Yeah, it’s pretty rude to shove your large piece of crap into the communal refrigerator. It’s also pretty rude to write such an arrogant whiny rant anonymously, rather than maturely address the issue face to face.
May 30, 2013 at 6:43 pm rating: 90
#23
The Elf
Anyone else love the comments on the note?
+1
-1
I’d put good money on the -1 being from Thermal Backpack himself.
May 31, 2013 at 6:15 am rating: 90
#24
Morgan
lol this is not that serious. Who writes a novel like that over the size of a lunch bag. Maybe he was just really hungry?
May 31, 2013 at 2:17 pm rating: 90
#25
pooham
I like how they hung the note up INSIDE the refrigerator.
May 31, 2013 at 6:08 pm rating: 90
#26
Holly
I put my thermal bag in the fridge, but it’s only slightly bigger than the tupperware inside, and it keeps the crazy OCD manager from throwing it away before I can eat it.
Jun 2, 2013 at 8:13 pm rating: 90
#27
Dr.Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff
Conceptually I agree with Team Notewriter, but I’m not on board with it execution-wise. Writing an essay when “Please don’t take up excessive space in the fridge so that other people can’t fit there stuff in there” will do is obnoxious.
Jun 12, 2013 at 6:57 am rating: 90
#28
Jessica
Do you have Cliffnotes?
Jul 25, 2013 at 1:56 am rating: 90
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