“No, she didn’t lose three teeth in one day,” says Jenny in Texas, regarding her 7-year-old daughter, Zelda. “She was just hoping to graduate from $1 per tooth to $10 based on experience. (But she’s totally negotiable if that’s not cool with you, Tooth Fairy.)”
Entries from May 2013
May 23rd, 2013 · 65 Comments
May 22nd, 2013 · 51 Comments
Loree in Texas found this crumpled Post-it note in her front yard. “Why the husband threw this gem away boggles the mind, but I am so glad it ended up where it did.”
related: Haterade on the rocks, with a twist
May 21st, 2013 · 53 Comments
As it turns out, a surprisingly large number of American apartment buildings are pachyderm-friendly. (It’s the owners that are the problem, of course.)
related: How now, Mad Cow?
May 20th, 2013 · 27 Comments
Spotted by Leonora in the window of a London office:
May 16th, 2013 · 84 Comments
Writes our submitter in Brisbane, Australia: “It wasn’t me that reported the rich guy to the council, but it sure gave me a few laughs.”
extra credit: This Is Why People Think Mercedes-Benz Drivers Are Asshats [jalopnik.com]
May 15th, 2013 · 35 Comments
Explains our submitter in Chicago: “Colleague A left the following note — an attempt to enforce an ambigious personal space decoration policy via shame — on Colleague B’s Eiffel Tower clip. (Note: Colleague A has no official authority over Colleague B.) I find the phrasing both poetic and hilarious.”
related: Do not lean on my pod!!!
May 14th, 2013 · 52 Comments
Our submitter has been couchsurfing his way through the living rooms of strangers across the country, and recently made a stop in Portland, Oregon. One morning, after leaving his dirty clothes in a pile near the rest of his stuff, he returned later to find…a surprise.
Adds our submitter: “Everyone in Portland seems to do things like this. All. The. Time.”
related: Put a bird on it!
May 13th, 2013 · 11 Comments
Aaaand the back:
(Thanks to Jada in Knoxville, Tennessee for submitting!)
related: A Mother’s Day Report Card
May 9th, 2013 · 51 Comments
Our submitter in Canada, who lives in a rooming house with a shared kitchen, laughed pretty hard upon finding this note. “It’s just so specific. So very specific.”
“P.S.,” our submitter adds: “I didn’t drop the noodles.”
May 8th, 2013 · 62 Comments
This seems like a conversation you should probably have in person, no? I mean…ouch.
related: Dear Alex, GET OUT.