Waterfoul

June 23rd, 2013 · 25 comments

Used books can be a real treasure trove for found notes. Jessica in Mandeville, Louisiana recently found this gem while straightening up the bookshelves at work one night. “It’s now posted, in all its glory, in the front office for all employees to see,” says Jessica (no relation to Asheley or her Dad, by the way.)

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#1 diogenes

Jessica and Ashley Fudd?

Jun 23, 2013 at 4:21 pm rating: 90

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#2 JK

Daffy Duck is constantly walking around sans pants. Rather than have children, he’s probably not allowed to be within 100 feet of a school.

Jun 23, 2013 at 5:43 pm rating: 90

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- #2.1 Not Sure
  
  Daffy also took quite a lot of shot to the ol’ shnozz, IIRC.
  
  Jun 23, 2013 at 5:51 pm rating: 90
- #2.2 Wench
  
  JK I just snorted coffee thru my nose reading this. Well played sir, well played.
  
  Jun 23, 2013 at 9:06 pm rating: 90
- #2.3 H for Toy
  
  Just because they’re Daisy’s kids, nothing says they’re Donald’s. especially with that kind of record.
  
  Jun 23, 2013 at 9:35 pm rating: 90
- #2.4 The Elf
  
  And with that anger management problem….. Even if they are his kids, he’s probably only allowed to see them on supervised visitation.
  
  Jun 24, 2013 at 7:07 am rating: 90
- #2.5 Jami
  
  How’d you go from Daffy to Donald?
  
  The boys are Donald’s nephews, BTW, not Daisy’s kids. They’re the children of Donald’s never-seen sibling.
  
  Jun 25, 2013 at 7:15 pm rating: 90
- #2.6 H for Toy
  
  Well, I thought Donald when I read Daffy, because he’s Daisy’s boyfriend, so he’d be the logical choice to father her children (not Huey, Dewey and Louie, obviously, because they’re still alive, and these ducks are dead) and because it seems to be a running Internet joke that Donald wears a shirt, but no pants.
  
  Jun 26, 2013 at 7:51 am rating: 90
- #2.7 H for Toy
  
  And because yeah, the triplets are his nephews anyway.
  
  Jun 26, 2013 at 8:00 am rating: 90
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#3 Krista

Oh my heavens, I had to read that so many times to understand it. I thought it said, “shat a duce…”

Jun 23, 2013 at 9:31 pm rating: 90

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- #3.1 Amelia
  
  I read it as “shat a duck” initially
  
  Jun 24, 2013 at 2:51 am rating: 90
- #3.2 wanda
  
  I got “shat a duck” also. I assumed it was a milder version of a brick.
  
  Jun 24, 2013 at 7:38 am rating: 90
- #3.3 The Elf
  
  I saw a doctor about that once. Couldn’t do anything about it. What a quack!
  
  Jun 24, 2013 at 8:11 am rating: 90
- #3.4 H for Toy
  
  I don’t believe any of your comments had caused me to groan until today, Elf. Congratulations!
  
  Jun 24, 2013 at 8:34 am rating: 90
- #3.5 The Elf
  
  I’m happy my terrible pun pleased someone other than myself. *bows*
  
  Jun 24, 2013 at 11:07 am rating: 90
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#4 The Elf

Ah, the innocence of children. Somebody should sit her down and talk about the realities of life. Preferably over a nice dish of Peking duck.

Jun 24, 2013 at 7:09 am rating: 90

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#5 jj

My doctor hunts ducks & has them displayed in all the exam rooms. If we don’t obey him I’m afraid we will all be dead ducks by the looks of them.

Jun 24, 2013 at 8:45 am rating: 90

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#6 Lil'

Q. What do you get when you cross a duck with fireworks?

A. A firequacker!

I quack myself up.

Jun 24, 2013 at 12:21 pm rating: 90

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- #6.1 H for Toy
  
  First the pun, now this? We are going down hill, here!
  
  Jun 24, 2013 at 2:08 pm rating: 90
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#7 Captain Hampton

This is alarmingly good handwriting and spelling from a child that apparently doesn’t know that cartoon characters aren’t real.

Jun 24, 2013 at 4:47 pm rating: 90

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- #7.1 Joshua Akins
  
  I got the impression that this girl (or boy) was being facetious, which would be in tune with the alarmingly good handwriting and spelling. Now, the question is, how old is this note? I’m picturing the 70′s for some reason. So, this person is likely grown and working for PETA or the Humane Society.
  
  Jun 25, 2013 at 9:47 am rating: 90
- #7.2 Snowflame
  
  Maybe it’s actually a coded message between spies, left in a second hand bookstore so that the next spy can come in and buy the book with the note inside. And Jessica has screwed this all up by discovering the note so now she, and everyone who’s read the note is gonna have to die.
  Run for your lives!
  
  Jun 25, 2013 at 12:07 pm rating: 90
- #7.3 Jami
  
  It’s about on par for adults who accuse deer hunters of “shooting Bambi.”
  
  Jun 25, 2013 at 7:17 pm rating: 90
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#8 mutzali

No, no. It’s “SITTING ducks” and “SHITTIN’ kittens”!

Jun 24, 2013 at 8:30 pm rating: 90

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#9 Jan

The duck was fucking delicious

Jun 25, 2013 at 9:02 am rating: 90

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