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June 23rd, 2013 · 25 comments

Used books can be a real treasure trove for found notes. Jessica in Mandeville, Louisiana recently found this gem while straightening up the bookshelves at work one night.  “It’s now posted, in all its glory, in the front office for all employees to see,” says Jessica (no relation to Asheley or her Dad, by the way.)

Dear Jessica & Ashely's Dad, Hey I am one of Jessica's friends And she told me that you shot a duck. did you know that that duck could be one of Daffy Ducks children.

related: Dear Santa, do you whip your reindeer?

FILED UNDER: kids · Louisiana

25 responses so far ↓

  • #1   diogenes bang

    Jessica and Ashley Fudd?

    Jun 23, 2013 at 4:21 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

  • #2   JK

    Daffy Duck is constantly walking around sans pants. Rather than have children, he’s probably not allowed to be within 100 feet of a school.

    Jun 23, 2013 at 5:43 pm   rating: 33  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Not Sure

      Daffy also took quite a lot of shot to the ol’ shnozz, IIRC.

      Jun 23, 2013 at 5:51 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #2.2   Wench

      JK I just snorted coffee thru my nose reading this. Well played sir, well played.

      Jun 23, 2013 at 9:06 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #2.3   H for Toy

      Just because they’re Daisy’s kids, nothing says they’re Donald’s. especially with that kind of record.

      Jun 23, 2013 at 9:35 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #2.4   The Elf

      And with that anger management problem….. Even if they are his kids, he’s probably only allowed to see them on supervised visitation.

      Jun 24, 2013 at 7:07 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #2.5   Jami

      How’d you go from Daffy to Donald?

      The boys are Donald’s nephews, BTW, not Daisy’s kids. They’re the children of Donald’s never-seen sibling.

      Jun 25, 2013 at 7:15 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #2.6   H for Toy

      Well, I thought Donald when I read Daffy, because he’s Daisy’s boyfriend, so he’d be the logical choice to father her children (not Huey, Dewey and Louie, obviously, because they’re still alive, and these ducks are dead) and because it seems to be a running Internet joke that Donald wears a shirt, but no pants.

      Jun 26, 2013 at 7:51 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #2.7   H for Toy

      And because yeah, the triplets are his nephews anyway. :)

      Jun 26, 2013 at 8:00 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #3   Krista

    Oh my heavens, I had to read that so many times to understand it. I thought it said, “shat a duce…”

    Jun 23, 2013 at 9:31 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Amelia

      I read it as “shat a duck” initially

      Jun 24, 2013 at 2:51 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #3.2   wanda

      I got “shat a duck” also. I assumed it was a milder version of a brick.

      Jun 24, 2013 at 7:38 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #3.3   The Elf

      I saw a doctor about that once. Couldn’t do anything about it. What a quack!

      Jun 24, 2013 at 8:11 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #3.4   H for Toy

      I don’t believe any of your comments had caused me to groan until today, Elf. Congratulations!

      Jun 24, 2013 at 8:34 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #3.5   The Elf

      I’m happy my terrible pun pleased someone other than myself. *bows*

      Jun 24, 2013 at 11:07 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #4   The Elf

    Ah, the innocence of children. Somebody should sit her down and talk about the realities of life. Preferably over a nice dish of Peking duck.

    Jun 24, 2013 at 7:09 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

  • #5   jj

    My doctor hunts ducks & has them displayed in all the exam rooms. If we don’t obey him I’m afraid we will all be dead ducks by the looks of them.

    Jun 24, 2013 at 8:45 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #6   Lil'

    Q. What do you get when you cross a duck with fireworks?

    A. A firequacker!

    I quack myself up.

    Jun 24, 2013 at 12:21 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   H for Toy

      First the pun, now this? We are going down hill, here! ;)

      Jun 24, 2013 at 2:08 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #7   Captain Hampton

    This is alarmingly good handwriting and spelling from a child that apparently doesn’t know that cartoon characters aren’t real.

    Jun 24, 2013 at 4:47 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Joshua Akins

      I got the impression that this girl (or boy) was being facetious, which would be in tune with the alarmingly good handwriting and spelling. Now, the question is, how old is this note? I’m picturing the 70′s for some reason. So, this person is likely grown and working for PETA or the Humane Society.

      Jun 25, 2013 at 9:47 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #7.2   Snowflame

      Maybe it’s actually a coded message between spies, left in a second hand bookstore so that the next spy can come in and buy the book with the note inside. And Jessica has screwed this all up by discovering the note so now she, and everyone who’s read the note is gonna have to die.
      Run for your lives!

      Jun 25, 2013 at 12:07 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #7.3   Jami

      It’s about on par for adults who accuse deer hunters of “shooting Bambi.”

      Jun 25, 2013 at 7:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #8   mutzali

    No, no. It’s “SITTING ducks” and “SHITTIN’ kittens”!

    Jun 24, 2013 at 8:30 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #9   Jan

    The duck was fucking delicious

    Jun 25, 2013 at 9:02 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up


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