The day before her birthday, Emily in Baton Rouge was lamenting the fact that her husband had never once surprised me with a cookie cake. (Hint, hint.)
The next day, her husband “surprised” her with what Emily called “quite possibly the best present I’ve ever received — not only hilarious, but delicious as well!”
Meanwhile, writes Chanisa in Danbury, Connecticut: “This is what my husband wrote on my birthday cake after I nagged him about it for a week.”
related: I don’t want to hear another damn word about flowers
65 responses so far ↓
#1
qua
yummmmie
Jul 11, 2013 at 8:10 pm rating: 90
#2
Serenity
Too funny
Jul 11, 2013 at 8:36 pm rating: 90
#3
Nunavut Guy
I’m never happy you pussy-whipped bitch.You should know that by now.
Jul 11, 2013 at 8:49 pm rating: 90
#4
Katie Ann
Aww, but the second one clearly looks handmade, decorated, and he even got the icing in a tube to write with. A+ for effort in my book.
Jul 11, 2013 at 8:51 pm rating: 90
#5
Roto13
I know I’d be happy now.
Jul 11, 2013 at 9:01 pm rating: 90
#6
Sir Puke
This reminds me of when a friend celebrated her birthday at a bar where everyone is well aquainted. The bar keep is a notorious for her foul mouth.
When the time came to bring out the cake, the bar keep told everyone: Take the cake over there and we can sing f*cking Happy Birthday.
That is exactly what everyone sang: Happy F*cking Birthday to you. Happy F*cking Birthday to you.
Thinking about it, still does crack me up.
Jul 11, 2013 at 9:01 pm rating: 90
#7
Rene
Props to the guy who made the cake himself. Frankly, it looks like he put a lot of work into it. Those aren’t just skills you’re born with.
Jul 11, 2013 at 9:20 pm rating: 90
#8
LadyIslay
You know, the second cake may not have been made by the husband. Have you seen some of the “professional” cakes over on Cake Wrecks?
Jul 11, 2013 at 10:31 pm rating: 90
#9
Jessi
Emily from Baton Rouge was upset that her husband never surprised the mods of Passiveagressivenotes.com with a cookie cake? That’s a bit odd.
Jul 12, 2013 at 4:01 am rating: 90
#10
SeeYouInTea
I hope they all got birthday sex.
Jul 12, 2013 at 4:24 am rating: 90
#11
H for Toy
I just know I’m going to get something like this for my 40th. I didn’t get to do any of the things I had wanted to for my 30th, so I’ve been mentioning to my husband, every now and then, that he’ll have plenty of time to plan a big to-do for my 40th. I wouldn’t be in the least surprised to find that the cake says “Are You Happy Now?!”
Jul 12, 2013 at 7:13 am rating: 90
#12
jj
To be treated like the 2nd one, I would then for the next year add pee to his bowls of soup …..so there! No cussing on my birthday dangnabbit.
Jul 12, 2013 at 9:02 am rating: 90
#13
sunshynegrll
Passive-AggressivePastries.com
Jul 12, 2013 at 9:13 am rating: 90
#14
Wait..what?
Love Love Love the extra PAN touch with the pig platter under the second plate.
Jul 12, 2013 at 9:51 am rating: 90
#15
Ely North
I have to side with the husbands on this one. You think you deserve a special cake just because on this date however-many years ago you slipped out of your mother’s vagina, and you’ve managed not to die since then?
Jul 12, 2013 at 10:27 am rating: 90
#16
Neeners
Nothing tastes sweeter than a birthday cake given out of guilt and spite. Yummy!
Jul 12, 2013 at 4:04 pm rating: 90
#17
Jami
So if you’re married you can get your husband to get you the kind of cake you always wanted?
Hm – Maybe I should find a husband and see about getting that ice cream cake I’ve asked for every year only to hear from my family that “ice cream cake is gross/stupid.”
Or I could just go out and buy my own. That way I get ice cream cake and I don’t have to wash some dude’s boxer shorts.
Jul 12, 2013 at 6:14 pm rating: 90
#18
Nahhh
You gotta nip this birthday-attention-whoring in the bud, or you end up with phone calls asking “Are you going to remember my birthday tomorrow, or forget it like you did last year and leave me alone and crying all day…” from your 75-year-old father. I never forgot his birthday. Not ONCE.
So, when does the rest of the therapy group get here?
Jul 12, 2013 at 8:56 pm rating: 90
#19
havingfitz
I guess I view it like this. I spent 364 days a year
(and 365 on leap years) jumping through hoops for everyone else, and I don’t even have a spouse or kids. I spoil myself rotten on my birthday as a result. I figure one day out of the year, I deserve it.
Jul 13, 2013 at 10:01 am rating: 90
#20
Tard
I’m the only one in my family who can bake a German Chocolate cake (my favorite), so GUESS WHO has made his own b-day cake for the past 35 years?
A) Me
B) Me
Go on, guess. Ill wait.
Jul 13, 2013 at 3:33 pm rating: 90
#21
Tard
Can we put an ice cream cake INSIDE a germ. chic cake? Hmmmm….
Jul 14, 2013 at 9:37 am rating: 90
#22
Shannon
I want a cookie cake…
Jul 14, 2013 at 2:47 pm rating: 90
#23
Tard
I demand my ice cream German chocolate cake!
With SPRINKLES!
USA! USA! USA!
Jul 14, 2013 at 7:00 pm rating: 90
#24
Raichu
haha, I think the first one is cute and funny. Dunno about the details on the second one, but I’d probably laugh if it had been given to me as well.
Jul 15, 2013 at 1:30 pm rating: 90
#25
Dalamara
I can’t believe no one said it yet: I bet that cake was fucking delicious.
Jul 17, 2013 at 11:22 pm rating: 90
#26
I_Know_Where_You_Are
People should really remove the exif data from their pictures before they submit them. I could drive right to your house in Baton Rogue on O*&*&ne Dr. and enjoy some of that cake (I doubt there’s any left since it was bought on July 8th) Just be careful, ya’ll
Jul 19, 2013 at 4:43 pm rating: 90
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