As if the clients pissing in the trash cans weren’t enough…the owner of this tanning salon in Boston also can’t afford spellcheck.
related: In case you were wondering why we’re closed
As if the clients pissing in the trash cans weren’t enough…the owner of this tanning salon in Boston also can’t afford spellcheck.
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37 responses so far ↓
#1
AshleyL
Aggressive in passive voice… nicely done
Aug 6, 2013 at 9:23 pm rating: 90
#2
Rachel
There is spell check for paper?
Aug 6, 2013 at 9:33 pm rating: 90
#3
Poltergeist
Whenever I enter an establishment as a customer, I always ask for a list of every former employee, including a crude physical description of each person and the reasons why they no longer work there. Thank you tanning salon maiden for making that information so readily available!
Now tell me, how many rounds in the cancer box must I endure before I look like Wesley Snipes?
Aug 7, 2013 at 12:35 am rating: 90
#4
elvee
That fat ugly pig was fucking delicious.
Aug 7, 2013 at 3:03 am rating: 90
#5
Jake
Do you think that fat ugly pig was legitimately rotisseried? Or just stuck in a tanning bed for 20 minutes to make it LOOK perfectly roasted?
Aug 7, 2013 at 4:08 am rating: 90
#6
CG
Now we all know where that little piggy went.
Aug 7, 2013 at 9:13 am rating: 90
#7
Daniel
I’ve always felt that if businesses were truly sorry for any inconveniences they feel are worthy of signs posted in-store, they’d at least bother to make sure “inconvenience” is spelled correctly.
Aug 8, 2013 at 9:32 am rating: 90
#8
The Crazed Spruce
So, lemme get this straight. A
large, unattractive pig found its way down from the farm and held them up at snoutpoint, so they had to roast it? How terribly inconvient…
Aug 8, 2013 at 1:58 pm rating: 90
#9
AnimusFuriae
Inconvience? Is that like incontinence? Perhaps… They are, after all, pissing in the trash can…
Aug 8, 2013 at 6:09 pm rating: 90
#10
Crystal
Here’s my question: why hire a fat ugly pig to work at a business that’s all about image consciousness?
Aug 9, 2013 at 1:12 pm rating: 90
#11
OHSue
Who wants to go in there and when they see the owner say, “hey, I heard you got fired?”
Aug 9, 2013 at 9:58 pm rating: 90
#12
Annette
How about, “This skin cancer store is closed because I can’t spell”?
Aug 13, 2013 at 4:24 am rating: 90
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