This is you say, “You think your shit don’t stank?” in Southern-ese. (An added “Bless your heart!” is always a nice touch, too.)
related: A diarrhea-only toilet?
This is you say, “You think your shit don’t stank?” in Southern-ese. (An added “Bless your heart!” is always a nice touch, too.)
related: A diarrhea-only toilet?
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46 responses so far ↓
#1
Mary
I’m sorry, but Castro can have intestinal distress, too. Unless you’re having your luncheon IN the powder room, I say let him use it.
Aug 26, 2013 at 6:19 pm rating: 90
#2
debkatz
Yes, the food is horrific so if you could please just use the meeting room where it’s being served, we won’t have to endure the luncheon. Thanks ever so much. P.S. We left some Pepto next to the entree. xo
Aug 26, 2013 at 6:22 pm rating: 90
#3
Eyewitless
Go have your emergency some other place.
Aug 26, 2013 at 6:25 pm rating: 90
#4
bob loblaw
Not sure if I have a gastro intestinal issue, but I do know I’ve had too much beer and wings. OK if I drop a quick load in yer shitter?
Aug 26, 2013 at 6:27 pm rating: 90
#5
Kara
I do not like how that person writes their As and Ns AT ALL.
Aug 26, 2013 at 6:27 pm rating: 90
#6
Nocturnesthesia
Seriously? I understand asking people not to shit in elevators, fitting rooms or tanning beds, but asking them not to shit in the toilet is downright confusing. Mixed messages, people.
Aug 26, 2013 at 6:54 pm rating: 90
#7
Eliavy
I wonder if this is one of those unfortunate bathrooms that ventilates into a dining area.
Aug 26, 2013 at 6:58 pm rating: 90
#8
Poltergeist
I actually wasn’t that hungry and planned on skipping lunch, but now I’m suddenly in the mood for cheese-smothered bean burritos. 10 of them. And a Big Gulp. Don’t worry though, I’ll be sure to spray something floral scented after I’m finished stuffing my intestines back into my abdominal cavity.
Enjoy your luncheon!
Aug 26, 2013 at 7:35 pm rating: 90
#9
Steve
Tomorrow, however, is another day. That’s when our regularly scheduled odor will resume.
Aug 26, 2013 at 8:28 pm rating: 90
#10
BrookeDiz
Why are they having a luncheon in the bathroom?
Aug 26, 2013 at 8:30 pm rating: 90
#11
Sir Puke
That note writer is really asking for it.
Aug 26, 2013 at 9:52 pm rating: 90
#12
Walter
What, is the exhaust fan broken?
Aug 26, 2013 at 10:02 pm rating: 90
#13
Laurie
“Powder Room?” This note is left over from 1955.
Aug 26, 2013 at 10:25 pm rating: 90
#14
krisscop
Ok Normally when someone says, “This is the truth” its a neon sign screaming the opposite…However!! Truth: I used to work in Mental Health Facility run by the State. A co-worker was on a 1:1 (one client, watched by one staff). The Staff in this case…was none to “watchful”…and when client was in shower…well…he pulled out enough intestine to hold it over his head and wring it out. yep. THAT’S what I saw when I was telling the co-worker “I think there may be an issue”…with the Client. Truly…about grossest thing I have ever seen.
Aug 26, 2013 at 11:56 pm rating: 90
#15
Pkay
Ok. So I think I will print every word but “this”. That word will be written in cursive for effect. That’ll show em!
Aug 27, 2013 at 12:34 am rating: 90
#16
Raichu
My opinion would have to depend on whether there is another bathroom nearby. Is there somewhere people with gastro-intestinal distress can go very quickly that won’t stink up the dining room?
If not…I can understand your concern, note-writer, but sometimes people just have to go.
(Or maybe the issue is, as I originally thought, that the powder room is the one luncheon guests would use. Then a note reminding people to clean up thoroughly and leave the fan on might be appropriate, though it may illicit some douchey responses. The safest course of option for the luncheon host[ess] would be to make sure they clean the bathroom up right before the luncheon…)
Aug 27, 2013 at 7:28 am rating: 90
#17
Paula K
Well, I think I can understand what they are talking about. There’s a poorly ventilated bathroom in the back of the front office. The person who used REALLY should have gone to the bathroom over in the shop, but couldn’t make it. There wasn’t enough Glade Sparkling Lemonade fragrance mist to knock down the haze that came creeping out from under the door. Thank goodness lunch was long over with.urk..
Aug 27, 2013 at 7:56 am rating: 90
#18
mitte
Who’s still having “luncheon” and who does that in a “powder room”?
Is this PA note from upper class 19th century londonians ladies?
Aug 27, 2013 at 10:17 am rating: 90
#19
Moi
Yes, because I find I always have time to find another toilet when I have the screaming abdabs.
Aug 27, 2013 at 10:19 am rating: 90
#20
Ace of Space
So the note writer doesn’t think anyone at the luncheon might have to take a dump?
I would set out a tray of potted meat and pinto bean appetizers for the luncheoneers. Just for shits and giggles.
Aug 27, 2013 at 11:52 am rating: 90
#21
sunshynegrll
Guess those ex-lax brownies I made won’t go over too well at the luncheon.
Aug 27, 2013 at 3:02 pm rating: 90
#22
Scotty
There should have been a “P.S.”:
“If it it is a dire emergency, at least be QUIET about it”!
Sep 6, 2013 at 8:41 pm rating: 90
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