Writes Mark in the U.K.: “My friend went over to his sister’s place to house sit for a week and when he arrived he was greeted with this. The ‘help yourself to our empty cupboards’ bit is a joy in itself, but having to be told not to try on her housemate’s lingerie is a total gem.”
related: PANTY RAID!
69 responses so far ↓
#1
Eliavy
Why do I think that the first thing he did was write a sarcastic reply to the list?
Sep 1, 2013 at 10:58 pm rating: 90
#2
Aidan
I’m curious as to what previous event prompted him having to be told not to try on the housemate’s bras. And if it’s just a sisterly joke, that’s kind of a strange thing to joke about with your brother. Maybe my family just isn’t as close as others?
Sep 1, 2013 at 11:00 pm rating: 90
#3
Red Delicious
Hey, when you’re bored, and broke… hell, why not try on some of your sister’s bras? Take some photos for posterity, post them on facebook… have a few laughs… then go back to masturbating.
Sep 1, 2013 at 11:05 pm rating: 90
#4
AMoparGirl
I just told my brother no sex in my bed.
Sep 1, 2013 at 11:10 pm rating: 90
#5
shwo!
But I’m confused now, ’cause me mates down at the pub always call Katie’s bra an empty cupboard…
Sep 1, 2013 at 11:53 pm rating: 90
#6
Sir Puke
How about taking a selfie wearing a bra, print it out and leave it with the inscription: Per your request, a sarcastic note has not been written.
Sincerely,
(Mark’s friend)
Sep 2, 2013 at 1:33 am rating: 90
#7
Jami
If Katie’s bras are off limits, does that mean he can try on Katie’s thongs instead?
Sep 2, 2013 at 2:08 am rating: 90
#8
Poltergeist
Sarcastic reply that we all know Bro is going to leave and that we all know Sis will read anyway:
“I was going to do this for free since I’m such a wonderful brother, but now that I have to make a conscious effort *not* try on the bras, I want compensation. Also, you may have noticed that Fluffy has gone missing.
I excpect to see £5,000 in my mail slot by next Tuesday. Small bills only. And a thank you card from Hallmark.
<3 U xxx
P.S. Next time, try stashing all your food in a more creative place than under your bed.
[attached selfie of him wearing a giant bra while making a duck face. Cereal is being stuffed into one of the cups while Fluffy's tail is dangling out of the other]
Sep 2, 2013 at 2:26 am rating: 90
#9
Zairrin
What. What on earth prompted this? ‘Don’t try on Katie’s bras’? Are we to assume he’s done it before?
On another note, my car got stolen out of my driveway the other day. I honestly sat down with a marker and some poster board, all ready to make a PAN, before I caught myself. No amount of shaming the thief will bring it back.
I’m absolutely gutted about it though. *sniff* Poor Sebastian…
Sep 2, 2013 at 7:12 am rating: 90
#10
Melissa
I think he should put Katie’s bra on himself and the cat, have someone take photos of him writing the sarcastic reply, and line the empty cupboards with the prints.
Sep 2, 2013 at 7:17 am rating: 90
#11
randomhookup
Gee, thanks for letting me use the empty cupboards??!!
Sep 2, 2013 at 8:24 am rating: 90
#12
Eileen
Everything sounded reasonable until I got to the bras. Why would he have to be told not to try on the housemate’s bras? What aren’t we being told here?
Sep 2, 2013 at 9:46 am rating: 90
#13
Gwai
I suggest trying on sister’s bras instead of Katie’s and leave a picture of that.
Sep 2, 2013 at 10:25 am rating: 90
#14
Ely North
How the hell is he supposed to enjoy himself if he’s not allowed to try on Katie’s bras? Worst week ever.
Sep 2, 2013 at 10:32 am rating: 90
#15
Tard
Buy some grapefruits, take pictures of the bras hanging in every possible spot with a grapefruit in each cup, post them next to their sign.
Leave the grapefruits on the kitchen counter with a note saying “Bon Appetite!”.
Never be asked to house sit again.
Problem solved.
Sep 2, 2013 at 11:18 am rating: 90
#16
cowbert
He should leave a sarcastic note that says: Those bras were fucking delicious (wait, what?)
Sep 2, 2013 at 1:15 pm rating: 90
#17
Jetboy
We now return to our regularly scheduled snark:
“Do enjoy yourself” directly conflicts with “Don’t try on Katie’s bras”
I think I like the note writer and the ‘bro’.
Sep 5, 2013 at 3:38 pm rating: 90
#18
redheadwglasses
I showed up at a friend’s house around Christmastime and on her tree were two matching bra and panty sets. I’d been to her house for poker just two nights before that, and asked what had transpired.
After poker wrapped up and most of us went home, her husband got out the tequila and our friend “Dan” joined him in drinking the tequila, and they played some blackjack against one another. Then they got so drunk, they decided they’d be more comfortable playing naked. They did that for a while, then one of them thought it would be funny to play cards and drink in the wife’s bras and undies. So they each put on a matching set and played more cards. (This is so out of character for them! The women’s undies, not the tequila.)
Then they got tired of wearing the bras, so they stripped naked again, decorated the tree with the garments, and went back to playing cards and drinking tequila.
The two-man party finished around 4 a.m.
Sep 5, 2013 at 4:26 pm rating: 90
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