Our submitter in Portland, Oregon saw this sign while out for her morning run. Strangely, she took a pass on the hot date.
related: The saga of Tony Q69
Our submitter in Portland, Oregon saw this sign while out for her morning run. Strangely, she took a pass on the hot date.
related: The saga of Tony Q69
FILED UNDER: ex drama · Portland · public shaming
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42 responses so far ↓
#1
Sioux
Noooo! Why the blurred number? He sounds like quite the catch.
Sep 5, 2013 at 12:31 am rating: 90
#2
whiney
Say no more,you had at me at “cheating”..
Sep 5, 2013 at 12:34 am rating: 90
#3
Eliavy
I’m dying with curiosity about the comment scrawled on the bottom: “SHE DID–BUT I WOULDN’T–”
Sep 5, 2013 at 1:31 am rating: 90
#4
Smokey
“Gave me an STD.”…Bastard! He never gave me anything!
Sep 5, 2013 at 5:42 am rating: 90
#5
not.gross
Does he have a sister?
Sep 5, 2013 at 7:14 am rating: 90
#6
redheadwglasses
This is more sad (std and pregnant) than funny.
I think the comments will prove to be funnier than the PAN. ; )
Sep 5, 2013 at 8:01 am rating: 90
#7
21skulls
Yeah, this PAN broke my heart a little bit.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:02 am rating: 90
#8
tegoguy
I hope 708 is the prefix cus 708 area code is here in chicagoland
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:08 am rating: 90
#9
Lil'
If this sign is the worst of her wrath, he got off easy.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:23 am rating: 90
#10
Snicklefritz
Is this the new way to announce you’re having a baby. I’m curious to see what the birth announcements will look like.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:25 am rating: 90
#11
Ace of Space
I’m surprised that “left me pregnant” was the least of her concerns. It’s like she was more angry about the cheating and hookers than her own reproductive health.
Do you think she will have the baby?
Sep 5, 2013 at 11:32 am rating: 90
#12
redheadwglasses
One day when taking a country highway from the Twin Cities down into NE Iowa, I saw a HUGE sign on someone’s big front yard, naming the guy who’d done her wrong and calling him a lying, cheating bastard. If I’d had a camera back then, I probably would have pulled over to take a picture. The letters had to be painted pretty big in order for me to read the whole thing as I drove by at 50-60 mph. I rarely go that route, only when I’m going to that part of Iowa, so by the time I had to go that way again, a couple of years later, it was gone.
You’re welcome for this pointless post.
Sep 5, 2013 at 4:21 pm rating: 90
#13
Tard
Life is so Uncertain.
Sep 5, 2013 at 5:08 pm rating: 90
#14
Raichu
What a slimy douche. I’m glad he’s her ex.
Sep 5, 2013 at 5:15 pm rating: 90
#15
Apparently Kerry
No, no.
The person who wrote the sign is the man who was cheated on. The person he is describing is his wife, who cheated on him with a man that…
That’s why “she did – but I wouldn’t”.
And enable anonymous comments. We’re not going to be taking any long, warm showers together.
Sep 5, 2013 at 6:42 pm rating: 90
#16
Ely North
That dog in the bottom right corner of the picture looks pretty interested. Probably because that sign is blocking access to his favorite piss-spot. Which begs the question: why is this sign posted on a bush?
Sep 5, 2013 at 7:21 pm rating: 90
#17
poopypants
I hope for his sake, the ex-husband swung up to Washington for the 17 year old as 18 is the age of consent in Oregon. This story could get far more dramatic very fast.
Sep 5, 2013 at 7:47 pm rating: 90
#18
FeRD
Yaknow, that was a perfectly good box before she ruined it with her missive. I weep for the box.
Sep 6, 2013 at 4:47 am rating: 90
#19
knitchic
Well that just tears it! My hubby must be slacking, all he leaves me with is a wet butt when he doesn’t put the seat down.
Sep 6, 2013 at 7:02 pm rating: 90
#20
Mantis
John gets all the pussy. Envious.
Sep 7, 2013 at 4:27 am rating: 90
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