Katie says this was propped up in the ladies room at a senior citizen apartment building in Florida. Adds Katie: “I don’t care that they think the floor is dirtier, I’m not touching the floor either!”
related: Hover & Flow(chart); The Rhyme That Must Be Flushed
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#1
AMoparGirl
Don’t buy it. I’ve seen reports the door handles have traces of feces.
Sep 5, 2013 at 7:29 pm rating: 90
#2
Eyewitless
What prompts a person to write something like this?
Sep 5, 2013 at 7:57 pm rating: 90
#3
EJC
I’ll tell you what pi$$es me off (absolutely no pun intended)—going into a bathroom where someone has hovered above the toilet to “avoid germs” yet left their pee all over the seat. WTH? Disgusting!
Sep 5, 2013 at 8:11 pm rating: 90
#4
cafn8d
What ever happened to “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat!”??
Sep 5, 2013 at 8:15 pm rating: 90
#5
E3
Seeing it was in senior citizen apartments, I am thinking that someone’s hover skills are not what they used to be.
Sep 5, 2013 at 8:52 pm rating: 90
#6
malren
I did a thing in a bio class once. Swabbed about 15 spots in the men’s room, then tried to grow funk in petri dishes. The cleanest place was the handle of the paper towel dispenser. Second cleanest was the inside door handle. Filthiest was the floor, second filthiest was the outside door handle. None of this is much of a surprise, although I expected the faucet handle to be a lot dirtier
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:15 pm rating: 90
#7
H for Toy
I’d plop my hinny right down in the bathroom, but I think they only allow service dogs and asses.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:22 pm rating: 90
#8
Scuba Girl
What is it with you bishes? If you’re going to hover over the seat anyway, lift the damn seat! At least you’ll leave a dry seat for the women who come next who DO sit down.
Yeesh!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:34 pm rating: 90
#9
Poltergeist
If you’re a terrible poet
And you definitely know it,
Stop writing that poem,
And go the fuck home.
AND STOP PISSING ON THE GODDAMN SEAT
Sep 6, 2013 at 12:11 am rating: 90
#10
Dane Zeller
I don’t get it, men. You’ve just put away, shall I say, you’ve just put away your hose, zipped it up, and then you go to the sink and turn the faucet on to wash your hands. (I’m assuming your favorite public toilet has no hands-free faucet.) Didn’t you just turn on the faucet with your germ-laden hand? I thought so. You’ve just added your germs to the collection laid down by the previous thirty men who have washed their hands. I say, don’t turn the faucet on. Go straight to the paper towel dispenser, rip one off (the paper), and use it to open the door to exit. (The other place where men deposit their germs.)
There you go.
Signed,
Howard Hughes
Sep 6, 2013 at 7:36 am rating: 90
#11
Tupelo
I think I need to ask for a hinny for Christmas.
Sep 6, 2013 at 8:16 am rating: 90
#12
macphile
What I don’t get is I assume people sit at home, even when they live with other people? So why is it OK to sit where your spouse, children, neighbors, in-laws, and grandparents have been but not where your coworkers have been? Most office toilets are cleaned every day–ours more than once because we’re such filthy pigs. Do people clean their home toilets every day? (And if they do, should they maybe get over themselves and get a life, assuming no one in the house is sick or potty training?)
Sit the f*** down.
Sep 6, 2013 at 10:18 am rating: 90
#13
Tesselara
sigh.
Unsuspecting (poor victim!)
Unexpected (pee sprinkler forgets other people will use the toilet)
Unexpecting (word mashup fail)
Sep 6, 2013 at 10:37 am rating: 90
#14
redheadwglasses
Elf! Here’s a way to see ONE of the crazy guy’s signs on his buildings:
GO to google maps and put in this address:
4536 Babcock Trail, Inver Grove Heights, MN and zoom in to see the street view. On the side of one little building is a painted “we the people” message. He’s since added two more large signs. In the winter, he hangs up a huge tarp with another sign painted on it.
Sep 6, 2013 at 12:48 pm rating: 90
#15
1deprogrammed1
I thought the seat covers were there to address this problem – until you discover it merely soaked up the pee someone so nicely left behind for you (no pun intended).
The slight risk of getting lice from a public toilet means double up on the seat covers, make sure you flush (don’t leave it behind for a second use), wash your hands and use your hand sanitizer. Feel better?
Sep 6, 2013 at 12:57 pm rating: 90
#16
The Elf
Why fairies? Really, it’s just going to reinforce to the hoverers out there that magic toilet fairies clean the seat after their done.
Sep 6, 2013 at 1:19 pm rating: 90
#17
catethulhu
Oh man, I love Legend of Zelda: a Link to the Past. I played that game all the time on the SNES.
p.s. the cadence in that poem is off.
Sep 6, 2013 at 9:02 pm rating: 90
#18
cmthomp
Ugh! I HATE that people freaking hover. Its one of my pet peeves. SIT THE HELL DOWN OR GO PISS OUTSIDE. Its gross to hoover.
Sep 7, 2013 at 9:37 pm rating: 90
#19
luna
I wonder how many of these ladies that hover put their purse/bag down onto the filthy floor while doing so. Then of course place it onto their kitchen tables/counters once at home or bring it up onto the table when theyre out dining and looking for gloss or something.
Sep 8, 2013 at 2:06 am rating: 90
#20
wait..what?
Just a bit of info here. Many of the new designed eco friendly toilets flush so hard they send up spray which hits the seat. So Hovering may not be the problem.
Either way, just check and wipe up before leaving the stall.
And another little tip. NEVER have your face facing the toilet when flushing if there is no lid to close. Those new fangled toilets send up a micro spray which you can inhale and it is now on your face.
How’s that for an ick factor?
Sep 9, 2013 at 12:20 pm rating: 90
#21
Lythande
Silly submitter, thinking we’d be on the side of a hoverer.
Sep 9, 2013 at 7:28 pm rating: 90
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