Move it along, stoners…
And while you’re at it…
(Thanks to Cindy in Spokane and Anonymous in Queens submitting!)
related: Yo, hemphead!
Move it along, stoners…
And while you’re at it…
(Thanks to Cindy in Spokane and Anonymous in Queens submitting!)
related: Yo, hemphead!
FILED UNDER: dishes · drugs · flowers, trees, houseplants & gardens
23 responses so far ↓
#1
Mishee
Wow. Didn’t even use the old “tomato plant” excuse. Don’t get high on your own supply, dude!
Sep 18, 2013 at 12:06 pm rating: 90
#2
FeRD
Man, that’s way prettier than the hibisci in my yard, which are of the “small, spready tree” type. (I’ve come to understand that there are like 100 different plants that all fall under the “hibiscus” umbrella, so variety abounds.)
I’d much rather have those nice, compact plants. Perhaps if I just take a few cuttings…?
Sep 18, 2013 at 12:12 pm rating: 90
#3
redheadwglasses
Only a moron would mistake a hibiscus plant for a pot plant.
And if I had roommates who left my pots dirty, I think I’d wash them myself then lock them in a cabinet so only I could use them.
Redheadwglasses: Roommate-free since 1989.
Sep 18, 2013 at 12:33 pm rating: 90
#4
kelly
Since when did hibiscus become ‘irreplaceable’? Where I’m from in Florida, you can’t turn around without walking into a hibiscus or a croton.
Sep 18, 2013 at 12:46 pm rating: 90
#5
Erica
I bet if you just asked the owner you could get a cutting. No reason to just snap off branches.
Sep 18, 2013 at 2:55 pm rating: 90
#6
Crystal
Stand back while I use stoner logic.
I don’t understand…it’s growing in a pot. Thus it must be pot.
Sep 18, 2013 at 2:55 pm rating: 90
#7
Poltergeist
Hibiscus (n)
From the root words “High” (a euphoric state induced by cannabis) and “Biscus” (a ghetto way to say biscuits.)
Synonyms: Potcookie, Stonercake, Ganjabread
Sep 18, 2013 at 11:51 pm rating: 90
#8
Poppa
Sure, blame the stoners.
We all know it’s a Hibiscus plant!
It’s those Hibiscus-crazed addicts taking cuttings!
Sep 19, 2013 at 7:33 am rating: 90
#9
Raichu
The second note might have been a note to him/herself. It’s the sort of thing I would do to remind myself/kick myself in the ass for being lazy.
Sep 19, 2013 at 5:39 pm rating: 90
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