Rachel in California says the breakroom at her office hasn’t caused many problems in the past, but a recent wave of new hires has changed that. “The last time I opened the microwave it was stuffed with paper towels, the walls were slathered in orange goop, and it smelled like rotting horse flesh.” (In other words, like a frozen lasagna from Tesco?)
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25 responses so far ↓
#1
Hyacinth
Those dastardly New Hires! They are behind this!
Oct 15, 2013 at 12:43 pm rating: 90
#2
Red Delicious
At least this PAN is handwritten in a lovely font. You have to give the writer props for that.
And for spelling post-apocalyptic correctly.
Well done, imho.
Oct 15, 2013 at 12:54 pm rating: 90
#3
smileinyoursleep
I feel very inspired to clean my microwave now..
Oct 15, 2013 at 1:14 pm rating: 90
#4
Madrias
Wait, that’s not supposed to be the natural state of the microwave? You’re not supposed to leave the exploded remains of your food in there? You’re –
Ah, fuck it, I can’t be sarcastic today.
Oct 15, 2013 at 1:16 pm rating: 90
#5
Ace of Space
The font is taking my life.
Oct 15, 2013 at 1:21 pm rating: 90
#6
Belle
I bet they didn’t clear any unused time off the microwave when they were finished either.
Me? OCD? What makes you think that?
Oct 15, 2013 at 1:24 pm rating: 90
#7
Sir Puke
“We are living in a SOCIETY!”
George Costanza
Oct 15, 2013 at 1:32 pm rating: 90
#8
The Elf
“Is this a post-apocalyptic world where the blacks and the whites of morality have blurred into a hazy grey and every man takes care of himself and only himself?”
Yes.
Oct 15, 2013 at 1:36 pm rating: 90
#9
Quite Contrary
Microwaves in breakrooms are, in fact, the end of civilization as we know it.
Oct 15, 2013 at 3:31 pm rating: 90
#10
Tard
The fourth horse resonated at 2.45Ghz.
Oct 15, 2013 at 4:06 pm rating: 90
#11
Raichu
If the microwave really was in that awful state, the note-writer was being awfully nice. Hope they clean it up.
Oct 15, 2013 at 4:52 pm rating: 90
#12
H for Toy
No, this is the post-apocalyptic world in which blacks and whites have blurred into a goopy orange.
Oct 16, 2013 at 8:18 am rating: 90
#13
blueknight1st
But if I clean the microwave after using it then my food will get cold.
Oct 16, 2013 at 10:05 am rating: 90
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