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• #1   Hyacinth

  Those dastardly New Hires! They are behind this!

  Oct 15, 2013 at 12:43 pm   rating: 10  
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• #2   Red Delicious

  At least this PAN is handwritten in a lovely font. You have to give the writer props for that.

  And for spelling post-apocalyptic correctly.

  Well done, imho.

  Oct 15, 2013 at 12:54 pm   rating: 50  
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  • #2.1   redheadwglasses

    And he/she spelled it “grey” rather than “gray.” bonus points.

    Oct 15, 2013 at 4:10 pm   rating: 24  
     

  • #2.2   Olivia

    I so want this person’s handwriting.

    Oct 15, 2013 at 5:07 pm   rating: 5  
     

  • #2.3   TKD

    I love the lower case y, that curvy tail… just…ooo.

    Oct 16, 2013 at 6:33 am   rating: 3  
     

  • #2.4   The Elf

    The correct spelling of “grey/gray” isn’t a black or white issue.

    Oct 16, 2013 at 7:24 am   rating: 20  
     

  • #2.5   AlyInSebby

    I 42nd it!

    Oct 16, 2013 at 7:51 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #2.6   Kelsey

    Teeeechnically (yes, I’m being “that guy”) it’s not a font since it’s handwritten. It would be correctly referred to as a script.

    Oct 17, 2013 at 8:20 am   rating: 6  
     
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• #3   smileinyoursleep

  I feel very inspired to clean my microwave now..

  Oct 15, 2013 at 1:14 pm   rating: 6  
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• #4   Madrias

  Wait, that’s not supposed to be the natural state of the microwave? You’re not supposed to leave the exploded remains of your food in there? You’re –

  Ah, fuck it, I can’t be sarcastic today.

  Oct 15, 2013 at 1:16 pm   rating: 15  
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  • #4.1   Mullet

    Exploded Remains. Oh, wow. I will be wheeze-laughing about that all week. Thank you, Madrias, thank you…

    Nov 11, 2013 at 12:42 am   rating: 0  
     
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• #5   Ace of Space

  The font is taking my life.

  Oct 15, 2013 at 1:21 pm   rating: 4  
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• #6   Belle

  I bet they didn’t clear any unused time off the microwave when they were finished either.

  Me? OCD? What makes you think that?

  Oct 15, 2013 at 1:24 pm   rating: 26  
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  • #6.1   Katherine

    Ha! I thought I was the only person on the planet who worried about the unused time. Turns out, so does my co-worker who admitted it when I showed her this.

    Oct 15, 2013 at 2:58 pm   rating: 7  
     

  • #6.2   AuntyBron

    I don’t “worry” about unused time. It’s just that if you don’t clear the unused time you can’t see the time. And clearly the wall clock and the one on the stove just aren’t enough. I need 3 verifiers, damn it!

    Oct 16, 2013 at 7:26 pm   rating: 6  
     
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• #7   Sir Puke

  “We are living in a SOCIETY!”

  George Costanza

  Oct 15, 2013 at 1:32 pm   rating: 8  
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• #8   The Elf

  “Is this a post-apocalyptic world where the blacks and the whites of morality have blurred into a hazy grey and every man takes care of himself and only himself?”

  Yes.

  Oct 15, 2013 at 1:36 pm   rating: 17  
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  • #8.1   RCat

    Nope. It can never be a “post-apocalyptic” world because Apocalypse is still alive. (Unless he’s been “killed”, which only means that he’s being held back until he’s needed for a Marvel crisis crossover or a new X-Men storyline.)

    Oct 16, 2013 at 10:17 am   rating: 7  
     

  • #8.2   The Elf

    And even if Apocalypse is “dead”, I’m sure DC’s Apokolips will be alive and well. We’ll never see the end of all things, will we? It’s the only justification I have to my one boring pointless existence.

    Oct 16, 2013 at 9:23 pm   rating: 1  
     
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• #9   Quite Contrary

  Microwaves in breakrooms are, in fact, the end of civilization as we know it.

  Oct 15, 2013 at 3:31 pm   rating: 16  
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  • #9.1   kermit

    The admin person (or what poor sucker in charge of cleaning the damn thing) should take it away and then see how the rest of them like it.

    Oct 15, 2013 at 8:57 pm   rating: 3  
     
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• #10   Tard

  The fourth horse resonated at 2.45Ghz.

  Oct 15, 2013 at 4:06 pm   rating: 10  
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• #11   Raichu

  If the microwave really was in that awful state, the note-writer was being awfully nice. Hope they clean it up.

  Oct 15, 2013 at 4:52 pm   rating: 2  
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• #12   H for Toy

  No, this is the post-apocalyptic world in which blacks and whites have blurred into a goopy orange.

  Oct 16, 2013 at 8:18 am   rating: 11  
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• #13   blueknight1st

  But if I clean the microwave after using it then my food will get cold.

  Oct 16, 2013 at 10:05 am   rating: 8  
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