Carolyn and her husband were intrigued by this message on a car they spotted at a roadside farmer’s market in Maryland. “We desperately wanted to know who the driver was and who wrote it,” Carolyn says. “Unfortunately, we never got to see either before we left.”
So, what do you imagine the story is here?
related: What does your car say about you?
38 responses so far ↓
#1
DJB
pissed girlfriend?
Oct 28, 2013 at 10:20 pm rating: 4
#2
HolierThanThou
Obviously his loving girlfriend/back seat driver.
Oct 28, 2013 at 10:32 pm rating: 2
#3
Redheadwglasses
I think the girlfriend is the bad driver. That’s how I interpret the note, anyway.
Oct 28, 2013 at 11:04 pm rating: 51
#4
thetruthruth
the driver swerved a bit because he was getting road head?
Oct 28, 2013 at 11:18 pm rating: 6
#5
wright1
The driver damaged Blue Marker’s car and didn’t leave his / her insurance information. His / her girlfriend did, along with an apologetic, explanatory note. Armed with that info, Blue Marker located the offender and engaged in some PA shaming (presumably also calling the cops on the deadbeat), giving credit where credit was due.
Oct 28, 2013 at 11:48 pm rating: 19
#6
Lil'
Bad driver, good girlfriend – good driver, bad girlfriend. Doesn’t matter. Either way, she’s getting laid.
Oct 29, 2013 at 7:26 am rating: 9
#7
Ace of Space
Geez, what did he paint that on there with? Locator paint? I see where she tried to scrape it off, but didn’t get very far. Poor girl. Must be humiliating.
Oct 29, 2013 at 11:06 am rating: 3
#8
The Elf
Bad drive you!
Oct 29, 2013 at 11:35 am rating: 13
#9
calimae
All I can think about is the fact that this person is being called a bad driver in *Maryland*. For anyone who hasn’t driven there, they’re bonkers on the road (to put it mildly). So to be called out as bad when virtually everyone there is a bad driver… hm.
Oct 29, 2013 at 11:37 am rating: 5
#10
Tesselara
It’s the classic story:
Boy teases Girl about driving.
Boy realizes that he would like to have sex again sometime this decade.
Adds a postscript.
Oct 29, 2013 at 12:57 pm rating: 33
#11
Jami
Obviously it was written by the girlfriend’s mother. She’s saying that while her daughter might be a terrible driver, she would make someone an awesome girlfriend. This is a plot, of course, for the next time the daughter hits a single straight/bi man’s car, he’ll ask her out instead of suing her and they’ll end up getting married and she’ll never have to drive again.
Oct 29, 2013 at 4:49 pm rating: 9
#12
redheadwglasses
I broke up with the nicest, funniest, sweetest guy on the planet because his driving was SO horrible. He would stop when he didn’t have a stop sign but the other street did… “JUST IN CASE THEY DON’T STOP.” ARGH!!!!
Oct 29, 2013 at 7:23 pm rating: 3
#13
Noneya
This message is SO cryptic. It’s hard to decipher exactly what it could mean. All we have are the words “Bad driver. Good girlfriend tho.” with an arrow pointing to the driver’s seat. This may be a stretch, but I imagine it involves a boyfriend who has a girlfriend who is a bad driver, but yet he still loves her. Dur.
Oct 30, 2013 at 12:35 pm rating: 1
#14
Alice B Goode
Obviously the boyfriend of said bad driver girlfriend noticed his loving girlfriend is unable to or simply refrains from checking her blind spot over the left shoulder. Boyfriend decided to humorously write note where girlfriend would never notice it, since she never checks over her shoulder!
Oct 30, 2013 at 8:22 pm rating: 3
#15
TRT
The only way to be qualified to write that note is if you’ve had a ride with both of them.
Oct 31, 2013 at 5:15 am rating: 2
#16
Succubus' sister-in-law
A former co-worker once told me of a girlfriend who was obsessed with giving BJs while in the car. Maybe this is her car.
Oct 31, 2013 at 9:38 am rating: 2
#17
Codswallop
Not going to be your girlfriend very long, I’d say.
Nov 3, 2013 at 9:11 am rating: 0
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