Well then.
related: NO CANDY GO AWAY!
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78 responses so far ↓
#1
Kelly
That escalated quickly.
Oct 30, 2013 at 11:48 am rating: 90
#2
Avskat
Seems counterproductive to lure children to your house with what appears, from the distance, to be someone joining in with the festivities. If you don’t want to participate why make it look like you do…from any distance. Just turn out your lights people.
Oct 30, 2013 at 11:50 am rating: 90
#3
Eileen
You can leave out the passive, that’s just aggressive.
Oct 30, 2013 at 12:11 pm rating: 90
#4
Lil'
I guess this house is saving up all its jolly for Christmas.
Oct 30, 2013 at 12:55 pm rating: 90
#5
Snowflame
Am I the only one who’s impressed at how even the letters are carved? Seriously, I can barely do a face.
Oct 30, 2013 at 1:01 pm rating: 90
#6
Raichu
k, I must be a horrible person for laughing out loud at this.
Short and to the point. I love it.
Oct 30, 2013 at 2:55 pm rating: 90
#7
sparkle.burnout
It’s hilarious! It would make my day if I saw it in my neighborhood.
Oct 30, 2013 at 4:39 pm rating: 90
#8
kermit
On second thought, this is really lazy PA. You can’t just have one pumpkin with a message on it.
You have to make it more personal, like crafting letters to the obese kids to tell them you’re not giving them any candy because they’re too fat. There’s a lady in Fargo, ND that apparently plans to do just that: www[]valleynewslive[]com/story/23823811/woman-handing-out-letters-not-halloween-candy.
Oct 30, 2013 at 4:46 pm rating: 90
#9
Jami
I’d prefer that pumpkin owner to this lady -
http://www.valleynewslive.com/story/23823811/woman-handing-out-letters-not-halloween-candy
Oct 30, 2013 at 5:38 pm rating: 90
#10
RescueFantasy
Oh, now I think this is funny! I do think it’s hysterical when children are disappointed. Welcome to the real world, kids!
Also…for all of you precious souls who are so darned offended, I think it’s interesting that you’re visiting a website called Passive-Aggressive Notes. I’m sure there are adorable and positive pages that you can frequent.
Oct 30, 2013 at 5:50 pm rating: 90
#11
Sachi
Considering the indoor location of the pumpkin it could be a warning to the cold hearted pumpkin thieves or stray headless horsemen that this is not the pumpkin they want for their nefarious misdeeds.
This also would have gone further up on my PA scale if the O had been more lovingly crafted. A single hole does not love make. Take that as you will.
Oct 30, 2013 at 7:23 pm rating: 90
#12
redheadwglasses
That reminds me! My boyfriend carved a pumpkin for me (a cyclops pumpkin!) and I am going to go light the candle inside it right now! (Sadly, it is RAINING right now — cold and rain does not make for a fun Trick or Treating for the really young kids.)
Oct 30, 2013 at 7:43 pm rating: 90
#13
LoveJoyJohnlock
I’m fluctuating between really wanting to be this guy’s friend if it’s a joke and disliking him if it isn’t.
Oct 30, 2013 at 8:19 pm rating: 90
#14
TRT
Jerk O’Lantern.
Oct 31, 2013 at 5:18 am rating: 90
#15
Tard
WhenI was a kid, this very old couple used to give out full-sized top-quality candy bars, and took the time to comment on every costume.
I aspire to that greatness.
Oct 31, 2013 at 7:12 pm rating: 90
#16
Lythande
I gotta say, I love it. Gall makes me happy.
On an unrelated note, I’m very close to turning adblock back on for this site because of the autoplaying video ads that decide they’re note muted after all…
Nov 1, 2013 at 1:42 am rating: 90
#17
Rumtopf
Just wondering, was this in the UK? While the shops want to sell halloween so badly here, most people aren’t bothered(which is kind of awesome after halloween, so much delicious candy stock left over and on sale :D). The dressing up is okay and a good excuse for a fun party for kids and adults alike, it’s just that a lot of Brits regard trick-or-treating as begging, rude, “American” and so on. I wasn’t even allowed to go as a child and we’ve never seen more than 2 or 3 kids come to the door over the years. That’s why I think this pumpkin might be the work of a Brit. xD
Nov 3, 2013 at 8:29 am rating: 90
#18
warns
Somebody’s got real rage issues. A nice “no candy here” sign would’ve been fine. This seems like it’s going to result in others’ retaliation
Nov 4, 2013 at 5:12 pm rating: 90
#19
Emma
Oh my God, I think this is my friend’s house!
Nov 16, 2013 at 5:38 am rating: 90
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