Spotted by Elissa in Annandale, Australia:
related: Free coat rack, gently used
FILED UNDER: anthropomorphism · Australia · smartass
We once picked up a couch at the side of the road that was marked “Free – still works”
Dec 2, 2013 at 11:56 am rating: 20
what Debbie explained I am shocked that a mom can get paid $9355 in 4 weeks on the internet. go right here……..
Dec 5, 2013 at 7:21 pm rating: 0
My co-worker’s mother makes 81 Dollars every hour on the internet. She has been without work for 6 months but last month her payment was 18818 Dollars just working on the internet for a few hours. She bought an almost buttplug from Mobbydkman! browse around this website
Dec 18, 2013 at 1:55 pm rating: 0
Take my shelf – please.
Dec 2, 2013 at 12:32 pm rating: 3
Your sister was better looking. Sorry.
Dec 2, 2013 at 12:41 pm rating: 5
Don’t they mean, “There are so many potential owners out there”?
Dec 2, 2013 at 12:43 pm rating: 6
H for Toy
So surprised this wasn’t taped to a cat.
Dec 2, 2013 at 1:11 pm rating: 24
I had the same thought. Perhaps there WAS a cat sitting on the desk when the note was taped there and someone did take it.
Dec 2, 2013 at 2:55 pm rating: 2
Have you tried to tape anything to a cat? Some (most?) won’t even sit still enough to get a collar on them; that’s why they had to invent the surgically implanted chip dealie.
Dec 2, 2013 at 10:10 pm rating: 4
False. One of my main duties at work is cat-taping and it’s really not as difficult as people make it out to be. There is definitely a learning curve but I can count on one hand the number of times whatever I was attaching came off. Now, the baby-taping business is a whole other story. Anything with thumbs is going to give you a whole host of issues.
Dec 3, 2013 at 9:38 am rating: 13
Well, of course with babies you use staples.
Dec 3, 2013 at 9:47 am rating: 15
Common, the reason you can only count on one hand is because you don’t have any fingers left on the other one.
You are not fooling anyone, bub.
Dec 3, 2013 at 10:15 am rating: 9
True story – when I was a child, my friend’s cat was shedding so badly that my friend was using masking tape on the cat to remove loose fur and when she got bored with that, she wrapped the cat mummy-style in tape. I watched her do it and when her mom saw what she had done, she was not happy, to say the least.
Dec 3, 2013 at 10:16 am rating: 6
H for Toy
I thought you used pins for babies. That’s how my mom used to keep our diapers on.
Dec 3, 2013 at 11:44 am rating: 2
My mom once had an orange cat that she said looked just like Garfield. She said she wondered what it’d look like with eyebrows so she used electrical tape to make eyebrows on it.
Apparently, cats look weird with eyebrows.
Dec 3, 2013 at 2:58 pm rating: 9
Gee that’s mean. Cats already have “eyebrows”, i.e. whiskers where their eyebrows should be.
Dec 3, 2013 at 3:08 pm rating: 0
Scotch tape on the bottoms of a cat’s paws is pretty funny.
Dec 3, 2013 at 4:08 pm rating: 5
Yeah, because that’s not hurting the cat. Removing a necessary thing like their feeler whiskers is needlessly cruel and isn’t funny.
Dec 3, 2013 at 6:23 pm rating: 0
I don’t think electrical tape is going to remove many cells, much less whiskers.
Dec 18, 2013 at 8:12 am rating: 0
You wouldn’t have been dumped if you weren’t so shelfish.
Dec 2, 2013 at 2:32 pm rating: 44
This is what happens when desks are allowed outside. Keep your desks indoors people!
Dec 2, 2013 at 4:12 pm rating: 17
Frankly, if someone kept leaving their desk outside I’d drive it to the dump and leave it for someone to find. If it gets returned to the owner, they’ll have learned a valuable lesson, if not…. That pesky desk won’t be bothering me anymore.
Dec 2, 2013 at 10:31 pm rating: 19
I would take you but I already have so many shelves I am tripping over them.
Dec 2, 2013 at 4:57 pm rating: 0
Sorry, but I have a shelfish allergy.
Dec 2, 2013 at 5:05 pm rating: 7
Clearly someone found out what was in her drawers.
Also, would this be a shelf portrait?
Dec 2, 2013 at 8:27 pm rating: 4
Hey, baby, let’s you and me leave this curb and get shellacked.
Dec 2, 2013 at 9:42 pm rating: 7
Maybe he wouldn’t have dumped you if you weren’t so (artificially) wooden.
Not even Al Gore could get away with that since Tipper dumped him.
Dec 2, 2013 at 10:07 pm rating: 2
> cannot think of a clever retort <
Dec 2, 2013 at 10:28 pm rating: 4
Dec 3, 2013 at 1:10 am rating: 3
That’s okay, Tard. Both you and the imitation wood are hard pressed.
Dec 3, 2013 at 10:18 am rating: 12
Looks like someone took a jigsaw to the back of it.
Dec 3, 2013 at 4:29 pm rating: 0
Nah, cheap furniture from discount chains comes unfinished like that at the back.
Dec 3, 2013 at 5:46 pm rating: 0
like Albert said I am surprised that a single mom able to profit $5317 in four weeks on the internet. this website ………… Cort.as/6lNW
Dec 3, 2013 at 7:06 pm rating: 0
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