So much for No-Shave November

December 4th, 2013 · 72 comments

Our submitter in Tempe found this notice posted in the men’s bathroom of a classroom building on the ASU campus. In a word…yuck.

Dear asshat who shave in the bathroom on November 4, Maybe your mother didn't teach you this, but in public places it is common courtesy to clean up your messes after you make them. Leaving your shaved whiskers all over the sink and disabled toilet stall seat (?!WTF?!) is just plain gross. Please try to clean up after yourself so that others won't have to next time. Sincerely, Everybody Else

related: Body hair saga!

extra credit: 9 Things to Do with Human Hair [npr.org]

FILED UNDER: bathroom · Tempe · that's disgusting · toilet


72 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Tsuki

    Hairs on the toilet seat? Maybe he had some other areas in need of a shave? Either way, barf.

    Dec 4, 2013 at 4:34 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

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  • #2   Jdaniel

    How do you know it was whiskers on the toilet seat?

    Dec 4, 2013 at 4:34 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   shwo! bang

    Whiskers is his cat…

    Dec 4, 2013 at 4:45 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Wench

      ah, but was it an INDOORS cat?

      sorry, couldn’t resist :-)

      Dec 4, 2013 at 5:04 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   Smokey

      I can’t believe people let their cats out! LOL!

      Dec 4, 2013 at 5:09 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   Skyle

      Whiskers is a bathroom only cat. Only irresponsible cat owners let those kitty litter paws out into the other parts of the house.

      Dec 5, 2013 at 1:14 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   Jami

      Suddenly I’m thinking of that podcast Nightvale. I’ve never listened to it myself, not a podcast kind of gal, but judging from all the fan art on Tumblr apparently the radio station has a levitating cat that lives in the bathroom.

      Dec 5, 2013 at 3:23 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   1deprogrammed1

      Great. Now I’m humming to myself, “who let the cats out? mew-mew-mew-mew.”

      Dec 5, 2013 at 4:05 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.6   Lita bang

      Goshdurnit, now I am too.

      Dec 5, 2013 at 8:52 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Tard

    I graduated from ASU in 1982.
    Back then, we didn’t have girly-men whining about a little dirt.
    I suspect it’s changed a lot, last time I went back, Mill Avenue looked like Southern California.

    Ya see, back in my day…

    Dec 4, 2013 at 4:48 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   poopypants

      Course, back then you thought AIDS could be passed on by spit, and were making a hobby of killing gay people when you found them. It’s a REAL shame there are no manly men like that anymore.

      Dec 4, 2013 at 10:14 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Snicklefritz

      Wow, that is one extreme angle you took with that conversation tangent.

      I’d like to say impressive, but really I’m just a little weirded out.

      Dec 5, 2013 at 2:48 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   poopypants

      I have no patience for people who use phrases like “girly-men”. Congratulations on using half the world’s population as an insult.

      Additionally, people who pull this “back in my day” bullshit are bigots. They might not realize it, but they’re often advocating for a time when bigotry was far more acceptable, and that’s often the underlying motivation for their nostalgia.

      Dec 5, 2013 at 6:52 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   Raichu

      Thank you, Poopypants.

      Dec 6, 2013 at 5:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.5   Mickey Butters bang

      Get off my lawn!!!!!!

      Dec 7, 2013 at 9:01 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.6   Transplant

      Damit.. I’ve been studying for finals and missed this one. I graduated from ASU in 2002 and I was born and raised in Arizona. I agree with Tard that Mill Ave looks like southern CA. Also, Tempe (around the college) has that typical crazy, quirky vibe that brings in all kinds of peeps. Coulda been a homeless peep. There was that going on when I was there. And jeeze poopypants, no need to freak out. I didn’t take what Tard said as offensive. Not everybody thinks the same. It’s easy to misinterpret stuff typed out than spoken. Just breathe..

      Dec 10, 2013 at 1:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   AssiveProgressive

    And who appointed you cleaner of toilet-seat whiskers? You could have left them there.

    Dec 4, 2013 at 4:56 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Wench

      And SIT on them? ewwwwww….

      Dec 4, 2013 at 5:05 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Wench

    Team note writer…. seriously people, it takes a minute of your time to pick up after yourself. Some people are just grots.

    Dec 4, 2013 at 5:06 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   kermit

      I’ll do you one better. Some people are just weird.

      I had a room-mate who did the considerate thing and pull her extremely long hair out of the bathtub drain. Instead of throwing it in the garbage a foot away from the tub she just left it on the side. I never figured out why.

      Dec 4, 2013 at 6:17 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Redheadwglasses

      She probably intended to pick it up with some TP once she was done toweling off, but forgot. A lot. I did the same thing and it would piss my hen-spouse off. I truly just forgot.

      Dec 4, 2013 at 8:37 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   kermit

      I thought of that explanation, however she would leave it there for weeks and even add to it.

      Dec 4, 2013 at 8:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   Redheadwglasses

      That is gross.

      Dec 4, 2013 at 9:50 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.5   kermit

      Yeah, it was truly like a hair baby (from some past PA note I forgot).

      But she was an otherwise great and respectful room-mate, so I didn’t mind cleaning it up since she did the grossest part of removing the hair from the drain.

      Dec 4, 2013 at 10:55 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.6   Belle

      Maybe she planned to save up enough hair to make a wig. :-D

      Dec 5, 2013 at 10:57 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.7   H for Toy

      Kermit, I didn’t know we shared an apartment! You must have been one of the other three girls that came and went when I lived with the hair-baby-leaver.

      Dec 5, 2013 at 11:58 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Snowflame

    There’s a notice asking people not to shave in the women’s showers in my local swimming pool. The mind boggles.

    Dec 4, 2013 at 5:08 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   kermit

      Meh, chances are the public showers are used by the homeless, too.

      Dec 4, 2013 at 6:19 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   Snowflame

      The amount they charge to go swimming? I doubt it. It’s a lot cheaper at the station.

      Dec 5, 2013 at 2:18 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   The Elf

      What else are going to do when you put on your new swimsuit and realize you missed some “renegades”? Go out there with untrimmed hedges? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

      Dec 5, 2013 at 6:52 am   rating: 26  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   Raichu

      Quite honestly, I don’t shave my pubes anymore because it takes a long time and then creates a painful, red, itchy rash. (Yes, I have tried shaving with the grain, and using shave gel.) I could probably spend money to find a way to do it less painfully, but instead I just wear shorts over my swimsuit. I don’t go swimming very often anyway.

      Too bad Untrimmed Hedge Lady doesn’t have a pair handy. Maybe she could borrow some…

      Dec 6, 2013 at 5:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   A Man

    I get that it’s inconsiderate to leave your beard trimmings in a public place, but by the amount of shock and “Oh gross” comments on here you’d think the dude emptied his bowels on the sink and then popped a bunch of zits on the mirror.

    They’re beard hairs. From his face. They didn’t fall out of any of his orifices. And the ones on the toilet seat are likely because he probably started over the toilet and realized that he couldn’t see s***t and decided to use a mirror.

    TL:DR – He should’ve wiped up the beard hairs (or been a real man and not shaved at all, lol) but don’t act disgusted over a few stray hairs off his face, considering the place they were in, they were probably the most sanitary aspects of the room.

    Dec 4, 2013 at 5:55 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Xiao

      I will bet you very good money that the ones on the toilet seat are pube trimmings, not beard trimmings.

      Dec 4, 2013 at 7:11 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Quite Contrary

    Dear Everybody Else,

    Asshat is one word.

    Dec 4, 2013 at 6:31 pm   rating: 27  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Redheadwglasses

    My boyfriend goes to the gym every day, and one day he reported that a dude was at the sink/counter, foot up on the counter, shaving his balls.

    Dec 4, 2013 at 8:40 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Raichu

      wtf. ew

      Dec 4, 2013 at 8:55 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   poopypants

      Where else am I gonna do it?! If I do it at home I can’t ask other people if it looks even, or to help me get those hard to reach hairs between the cheeks.

      Dec 4, 2013 at 10:17 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   Redheadwglasses

      HA!!!

      Dec 4, 2013 at 10:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   Tard

      Nobody knows the ball hair I’ve trimmed,
      Nobody knows but Jesus.

      Dec 4, 2013 at 10:55 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.5   Lab dude

      WTF is right! I saw some weird shit and had to put up with some pretty poor manners when I was a sailor, but shaving your balls at the sink? In a communal men’s room? On my ship, you would likely end up committing suicide by tying your wrists behind your back and chaining a welding tank around your neck before jumping over the side.

      Dec 5, 2013 at 9:22 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.6   Lita bang

      What, no one’s said it yet?

      That takes some real balls.

      Dec 5, 2013 at 8:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.7   magicdomino

      Not for long if that razor slips.

      Dec 6, 2013 at 3:10 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   AssiveProgressive

    After removing my asshat, I sat for a shat, but not before shaving the cat.

    Dec 4, 2013 at 9:22 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Redheadwglasses

    Off topic:

    I am in the hospital for a week (lung surgery tomorrow) and just had morphine for the first time (it took three nurses to convince me to try it). Not for pain, but for anxiety and sleep.

    My tongue feels weird!

    Dec 5, 2013 at 12:14 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   The Elf

      Enjoy the free license to do opiates!

      Dec 5, 2013 at 7:08 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   Lab dude

      Morphine = Good

      Dec 5, 2013 at 9:32 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   H for Toy

      Hope the morphine and surgery both work well for you!

      Dec 5, 2013 at 12:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   jazzgirl205

      I hope everything works well for you, Red. Let us know.

      Dec 5, 2013 at 12:14 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.5   TGIF

      I’ve been watching for an update from you, Red. Thinking of you! I hope it goes well! :-)

      Dec 5, 2013 at 3:58 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.6   1deprogrammed1

      The good news is you still recognize it as a tongue, not that weird pink snake looking at you and speaking – wait for it – in tongues!

      Seriously, crossing my fingers (and perhaps legs, eyes and arms) for a positive outcome for you. Keep your head up, Red.

      Dec 5, 2013 at 7:59 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   VM

    My husband is convinced his cheapo electric razor magically sucks in the beard clippings so well that he is free to shave anywhere. Or so he claimed when I weirded out on seeing him shave in our galley kitchen (not even over the sink.) Yeah, I said, so what’s this I’m brushing off your shirtfront — spiky dandruff? I could so see him doing this and not even realizing he’s leaving a mess.

    Dec 5, 2013 at 12:21 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   buni

      When I was married, my husband would shave in the bedroom, using the mirror above my dresser. When I complained he was leaving beard crumbs all over my stuff, he gave me the same argument!

      Dec 5, 2013 at 7:22 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Tesselara

    You know how glitter is the herpes of craft supplies? Beard trimmings are bathroom herpes. I’m sorry, ASU, but you only THOUGHT you cleaned that up. You’re going to be seeing hair shards for months.

    Dec 5, 2013 at 7:59 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Allie

    Yeah, hate to say it, but whiskers on the toilet seat? They’re probably pubes : p

    Dec 5, 2013 at 9:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   KittenPlaysTheViolin

    The hair on the toilet seat was a gift! You’re welcome.

    Dec 5, 2013 at 12:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Helen Without The H

    Could it have been Dr. Richard Kimball?

    Dec 5, 2013 at 12:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Jami

    I’m team note writer. I believe I’ve mentioned before how I refuse to clean the bathroom Todd uses anymore cause of how filthy it is. Beard and pubic hair everywhere. On the sink, on the toilet, on the floor, on the shelves, etc. For a 45 year old man he is a total slob. Mom breaks down every now and again and cleans it even though I’ve said we need to make him do it. He lets the shower get super moldy too and crusts under the toilet seat. Always have to use a LOT of bleach to clean up after him. I look forward to the day mom and dad get sick of him and kick him out. (He’s gotten the “Get a job or get out” ultimatum, finally.) See how he does with no mommy to clean up after him.

    I feel your pain, note writer.

    Dec 5, 2013 at 3:38 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
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    • #19.1   Jami

      But can Debbie do anything about guys who can’t clean up after themselves in the bathroom?

      Dec 5, 2013 at 7:29 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   Geek Goddess

      No, and the guy’s mom didn’t get paid enough to teach him to clean up after himself either.

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  • #20   Elena

    Why does the mother have to teach him that? Why not the father?

    Dec 9, 2013 at 3:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Leo's Missing Ballsack

    ASU sucks, and is full of ScumDevil Neanderthals. Scattered facial hair is the least of your problems.

    Go ‘Cats. Bear Down.

    Dec 12, 2013 at 6:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
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