Most Popular Notes of 2013

January 1st, 2014 · 95 comments

It’s time, once again, to cast your vote for your favorite note of the year as well as the infamous douchecanoe of the year! To refresh your memory, below are some of the most popular notes of the past 365 days. (Did I forget any? Let me know in the comments!)

The Office LOL Police

A Dance Mom Intervention

WHOSE STUPID CAT IS THIS?

Not to name names, but...

Here comes the troll

The Considerate Thief

 

 

A whopper of a resignation

The not-so-friendly skies

Drink my Coca-Cola...and the terrorists win

(Cat) Lady of the Night

Could you please tone down your Atheism?

related: Your Favorite Notes of 2012

FILED UNDER: most popular notes of 2013


95 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Suzanne

    “Stupid Cat”. Hands down. I can imagine the whole scene unfolding and it makes me gasping for air! Thank you! I was writing lesson plans and I needed some sanity…

    Jan 1, 2014 at 7:52 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   TKD

      Favorite PA Note:
      Tie between “Stupid Cat” and “Godless Activities”

      Douchecanoe of the Year:
      Jay Parker

      Jan 2, 2014 at 7:12 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Haterade

      Favorite: Stupid Cat, all the way. (^_^)
      Douchetanic: Godless.

      Jan 2, 2014 at 11:00 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   CaCe

    Lol @ Godless activities. If I received a note like that I would want to triple the amount of ‘godless activities’ as well as raise the decibel level.

    Jan 1, 2014 at 7:56 pm   rating: 57  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   The Elf

      This is the funniest, because I can’t stop imagining what “godless activities” they might be talking about.

      But that’s less douchecanoe-y than the Wedding Screed. It’s the extra level of WTF?! that puts it over the top.

      Jan 2, 2014 at 7:53 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   Snowflame

      Wait……is JenniferJJones trying to tell us that her best friend’s mother is making 66usd hourly through godless activities?! It *is* two out of three digits of the alleged number of the beast, right?

      Jan 2, 2014 at 7:03 pm   rating: 38  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   The Elf

      Speaking of douchecanoe of the year……

      Jan 2, 2014 at 8:20 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   Snowflame

      *suspicious* Wait….Elf….do you mean me or her?!

      Jan 2, 2014 at 10:14 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.5   The Elf

      The spammer. Sorry Snowflame! I didn’t mean to imply *you* were a douchecanoe!

      Jan 3, 2014 at 6:49 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.6   Tard

      I have personally had her, her best friend and and her Best friends mother.
      For $66 an hour, frankly I preferred her dog – especially for conversation.

      Jan 6, 2014 at 7:31 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   D Blancmange

    Too much laughing.

    Jan 1, 2014 at 8:08 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   dawn

    Stupid cat :)

    Jan 1, 2014 at 8:10 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   H for Toy

      I love Stupid Cat mostly for the “photo of a similar looking cat”. Andrew wins douchecanoe of all the PAN archives in my opinion. I hope that was his goal in going where no PAN had ever gone before. I also admire the Jay Parker note for creativity.

      Jan 2, 2014 at 8:44 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Janey

    The one for Bill and Maura. That sucker took time and energy!

    Jan 1, 2014 at 8:14 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   The Elf

      And it’s just so weird on so many levels. A PAN to your neighbor? Probably not going to help, but we’ve all had THOSE neighbors and have been tempted to write.* Cat notes? Wow, there’s a lot of cat notes about. But who goes out of their way to casually peruse wedding sites for people they don’t know and very carefully scan it for personal information, and then go through the time to write a note and mail it?

      Andrew-from-the-internet is going to make the 6 0′clock news one day and they’re going to find bodies in the crawlspace.

      * Unless you are THAT neighbor, with all your Godless Activities.

      Jan 2, 2014 at 7:50 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Claire

      Yeah, this one to Bill & Maura is INSANELY creepy, not just passive aggressive. EW!!!

      Jan 2, 2014 at 1:50 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Patrick

    Douchecanoe has to go to Wedinator knob, with Stupid Cat lady a close #2 (who may or may not be being called a #2 intentionally).

    Jan 1, 2014 at 8:22 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Lita bang

    Andrew from the internet. There can be no equal to that massive missive.

    Jan 1, 2014 at 8:29 pm   rating: 30  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   wright1

      Agreed. It has to be Andrew. His is a passive-aggressive soul forged in the white-hot fires of the Internet Era.

      Row on, Andrew! Row that douchecanoe down the great Passive-Agressive River all the way to the confluence of 2014-2015!!

      Jan 4, 2014 at 4:06 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Bitchy The Dwarf

    the subtlety of naming (and hopefully shaming) the Chik Fil A guy brings the level of passive aggressive to epic proportions. I have to pick that one just on cleverness.

    Jan 1, 2014 at 9:00 pm   rating: 27  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   assiveProgressive

      Chick Fil A gets extra points because of the gay marriage controversy of the past year.

      Jan 2, 2014 at 1:17 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   meri

    Gosh, I love all of them, but JAYPARKER and the chik-fil-a minis is the kind of nicely put hatefulness that I can get behind. I hope the chik-fil-a minis were f*cking delicious!
    Close second would be Andrew from the Internet. So much going on there.

    Jan 1, 2014 at 9:38 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   sunshynegrll

    ‘Godless activities’ gets my vote.

    Jan 1, 2014 at 9:40 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Jami

    Andrew’s is the scariest letter. The fact he took so much trouble he still comes off as a stalker.

    Chick-Fil-A is the most creative, I agree.

    And I still feel sorry for the little girl forced into dance by her stage mom.

    Jan 1, 2014 at 9:40 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Amanda

    #1 Douchecanoe is Andrew – creepy and time-consuming.

    #2 Stolen Coke – although totally adorable and sympathetic, so depending on the criteria…

    #3 Tie – Chic-Fil-A and Rhubarb both made me laugh.

    Jan 1, 2014 at 10:50 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Kate

    My vote for Douchecanoe is Andrew, writing to the wedding couple. (But what about that guy who complained about his neighbor’s deck project? Was that last year? If so, then he’s the Douchecanoe of the Decade!)

    Jan 1, 2014 at 10:56 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   jeanette

    I vote for the “my mom loves to dance” note. What an insightful child!

    Jan 1, 2014 at 11:06 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Ruby

    Stupid Cat is the best note.

    Andrew is the biggest douche (on the entire internet!)

    Jan 2, 2014 at 12:46 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   assiveProgressive

    Stupid cat. So PA with the all caps words and the captioned photo of a similar cat. Douchecanoe is Andrew, who doesn’t receive many wedding invitations, I’d guess. And so freaky, I would be calling ADT for a serious alarm system.

    Jan 2, 2014 at 1:14 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Kat

    Tough call.
    Torn between:
    the Dear Bill and Mara/Marriage Rage–which is one whose jealousy reads between the lines as: I need medication

    and The Goodbye BK–which is really more of a straight-forward middle finger versus passive, yet I’ve so wanted to do that before, it gives me vicarious pleasure

    To chose one I will have to go with the Marriage Rage/Bill and Mara choice–due mostly to the “the jokes on me” aspect of it.

    All goodies though!

    Jan 2, 2014 at 3:37 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   The Elf

    They’re all so perfect. But nothing beats the old Vegan Roommate note. That was just extra special.

    Jan 2, 2014 at 7:56 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Verthe

    I would go for the baggage handlers. Second the godless activities and third Andrew from the internet (although I don’t really believe that one is real!)

    Jan 2, 2014 at 8:49 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   knitchic

    Mr. from the internet for the douchecanoe win, if you can win at being a douche. And godless activities for my favorite.

    Jan 2, 2014 at 9:48 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Lythande

    #1 for me is the resignation / screw you letter. So much love for that one.

    Followed by Late Nite Cat lady and Godless activities. (Andrew wins douchecanoe of the year award, though, hands down.)

    Jan 2, 2014 at 11:37 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   deprogrammed

    This is a Year in Review list worth reviewing! I’d forgotten how many in-your-face doucheties of life there had been.

    Jan 2, 2014 at 2:12 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   magicdomino

    So many excellent choices. But if we are going for the douchecanoe award, I’m voting for Andrew the wedding critic. Way, way too much digging in someone else’s business just to promote his own opinions to total strangers.

    Godless Activities gets the Rolling Eyes Award for clueless annoyance. It is possible to politely ask the neighbors to keep the screams of joy down a bit without being self-righteous about it.

    Mom Needs To Dance gets the Applause Award for most agreeable despite being PA about it. You go, girl! Honorable Mention goes to Chik-Fil-A thief for its clever use of the culprit’s name.

    Jan 2, 2014 at 4:23 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   celebgil

    Douchecanoe has to be Andrew from the Internet. Best note for me is Stupid Cat, hands down!

    Jan 2, 2014 at 4:52 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Bitchy The Dwarf

    honestly I think “deck guy” should win Douchecanoe. Makes me want to find that PAN just so I can hate him some more…

    Jan 2, 2014 at 4:59 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   SilentPsycho

    Andrew from the Internet, by far. May he one day write a letter so fast with his fountain pen that the friction of it will set him alight.

    Jan 2, 2014 at 5:50 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   Meri

    Douchecanoe goes to Andrew. Congrats, here’s your trophy, now go stand over with Self-Righteous Vegan and Deck Guy so we can all point and laugh.

    Funniest is a tie between Godless and the dance letter.

    Jan 2, 2014 at 6:13 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   NonnyMus

    “Godless” all the way! It’s such a delightful combination of holier-than-thou nastiness and vagueness that it gives me weird goosebumps!

    Jan 2, 2014 at 6:17 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   Lucy

    Andrew from the Internets defines douchecanoe, for the simple reason that he goes entirely out of his way in his efforts to create and deliver not a heat of the moment missive but rather a carefully crafted screed.

    I’m rather surprised it wasn’t accompanied by a detailed illustration of himself, outraged and seated at the computer (clad only in his underwear of course for verisimilitude) so as to put the addressee at greater ease.

    I can only guess that Andrew* cannot draw hands that do not look like baseball gloves and so was forced to forgo this last step in douchecanoery.

    * much like myself**

    **this is all we have in common

    Jan 2, 2014 at 7:06 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   Snowflame

    Yeah, think I’m inclined to go with “Godless” with Andrew from the internet a very close second. There’s just something about the air of condescension that is both hilarious and extremely irritating.

    Jan 2, 2014 at 7:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   LadyIslay

    “Wedding Critique” wins for Creepiest Note of the Year. Its writer certainly deserves the “Duchecanoe of the Year” title. Other title winners for 2013:
    “Baggage handler” wins for “Most Ironic PA Note of the Year”.
    “Acrostic Note” wins the title of “Most Passive Aggressive Note of the Year” for its creative form of public shaming.
    “Rhubarb Sign” wins for “Most Stero-Typically Canadian Note of the Year”.
    “Godless Activities” note takes the title of “Most Fucking Prentious Note of the Year”.

    Jan 3, 2014 at 2:48 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   slartibartfast

    my favorite is the chick-fil-a note because that is a shitty thing to do and now everyone knows who did it. andrew is the douchecanoe, hands down. i can only hope he was having a bad day that day and doesn’t act like that on a regular basis.

    Jan 3, 2014 at 9:49 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   The Elf

      When I have a bad day, I tip a generous measure of Bailey’s into my coffee. Who has a bad day and eats the center out of 40-50 chik-fil-a minis? That’s some *serious* emotional eating!

      Jan 3, 2014 at 10:20 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.2   H for Toy

      I thought Slartibartfast was talking about Andrew having a bad day. Maybe he was, and he tipped too generous an amount of Bailey’s into his coffee. Andrew’s a mean drunk.

      Jan 3, 2014 at 10:32 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   emvee2o

    Andrew from the internet, without a doubt.

    Jan 3, 2014 at 11:46 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Rattus

    I have to go with “laughing too much” as favourite, because it could have been left on my desk by any one of a number of my irritated coworkers, and that just makes me laugh all the more.

    And “godless” takes the douchecanoe prize at this time because the sheer volume of holier-than-thou rhetoric we are bombarded with this time of year predisposes me to feel that way about anyone who uses the word “godless”.

    Jan 3, 2014 at 12:16 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   MarfieDog bang

    To earn the title of “Douchecanoe”, I think you need to have multiple things going on. Given that, I gotta go with Andrew, hands down. Consider this:
    1. Utter stalker creepiness masquerading as helpful concern over security.
    2. The entire thing seethes with jealousy and resentment.
    3. Two words: “Key Points”.
    4. Somewhere, deep down in the murky, flooded basement of his soul, he’s enjoying the sense of power that he feels over this poor, unsuspecting couple who had the audacity to publicize their happiness.
    5. He’s slightly right (about the posting the address online), but is completely ungracious about it. He’s probably got the words “I told you so” tattooed on his body somewhere as his personal motto. I suppose we can give him some credit for not leaving the note sitting on their kitchen table since I’ve no doubt he’s handy with lock picks given that he probably spent a lonely childhood learning magic tricks.
    6. Seriously meticulous printing – you could create a new font just from that note. Let’s call it Stalkervetica, shall we?
    7. Unlike any of the other contenders, this one makes you want to immediately change your locks and pull all your shades down upon reading it.
    I could go on, but my tendonitis is acting up. ;-)

    Jan 3, 2014 at 1:12 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #35.1   H for Toy

      Stalkervetica. I like it.

      Jan 3, 2014 at 2:45 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.2   Lita bang

      I would use that font. I really would. Just, uh, not for writing massive stalkery missives. Really.

      Jan 3, 2014 at 9:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.3   Jami

      Stalkervetica would be an awesome font to use for sections in a horror novel from the bad guy’s POV.

      Jan 5, 2014 at 1:01 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.4   Phoebe

      I’m giggling at your list of 7 key points breaking down the weirdness of his letter. *tweak*

      Jan 7, 2014 at 11:58 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #36   Raichu

    I’m not sure about douchiest out of all the notes for the year, but Andrew from the internet is definitely the douchiest of this bunch.

    Jan 3, 2014 at 5:16 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   Tard

    I would have reported the stalker one to the police and pressed charges. Why? Because it’s illegal to hunt them down and shoot them in the face. Still.

    Jan 3, 2014 at 7:45 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   Jami

      I kind of want to throw Andrew in a cage with “Godless Activities” and watch them passive aggressive each other to the death.

      Jan 3, 2014 at 8:03 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #37.2   Tard

      Man, that takes a LONG TIME, just ask my ex-wife, she tried for years!

      Jan 3, 2014 at 8:13 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #37.3   Raichu

      Congrats, Jamie. I just spat water on my computer and kitchen table (don’t worry, it was only on the corner of the keyboard where there are no keys; nothing was damaged).

      That match would be a glorious sight to see.

      Jan 7, 2014 at 1:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #37.4   ladywait

      Amen, and Hallelujah! Thanks for the laugh Jamie.

      Jan 22, 2014 at 1:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #38   Dr_Know

    Gotta go with Bill and Mara with the godless activities a close second

    Jan 3, 2014 at 11:10 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   katimomkat

    I’d like to nominate I’m detecting a foul odor coming from your general direction from October 10th, 2013 for the “Most Anal-Retentive Handwriting/Most Long-Winded Roommate Complaint” award.

    I agree that the “Bill and Mara” is the creepiest and scariest letter of the year—perhaps of all time!

    “Stupid Cat” is the funniest.

    The “Dance Mom” note makes me feel sad for the little girl.

    It seems ironic that someone with children would refer to other people having sex as “Godless.”

    Jan 3, 2014 at 11:48 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #39.1   Jami

      Some people do believe that sex for anything other than procreation is Godless. Especially if it’s outside of marriage.

      Jan 5, 2014 at 12:59 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #40   Tsuyoi Kuma

    Chick-fil-a for the win. May not be the best subject matter, but is definitely the best execution.

    Jan 4, 2014 at 2:11 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   Lil'

    Well, I’m torn between the crazy cat lady and the dance kid. I am leaning toward the kid though. I think it was brilliantly executed by such a young mind. This kid has a gift.

    For those interested…my twins have arrived!! Two boys. Each almost 6 lbs. We are all doing well.

    Jan 4, 2014 at 10:12 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #41.1   Tard

      Congratulations!
      Are you sure they are yours?
      (This is a passive-aggressive joke, s-m-i-l-e).

      Jan 4, 2014 at 1:54 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.2   Lita bang

      Congratulations! Will you ever sleep again?

      Jan 4, 2014 at 5:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.3   H for Toy

      Congratulations! I thought they’d be arriving soon :) praying they are on the same sleep schedule, so you can get some sleep too!

      Jan 4, 2014 at 7:02 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.4   H for Toy

      What did you end up naming them? I know Ferd was in the running for a while ;)

      Jan 4, 2014 at 7:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.5   Lil'

      Thanks everyone! I named them Camden and Kendall. I tried hard to get my husband to go with Ferd but my efforts were in vain. They are adorable…much more so in the daytime than at night. Kidding!…sorta :) I’m sure the schedule will be set soon, but they are a month early and are just getting the hang of drinking from the bottle. That makes it a bit harder to get them in sync. I literally slept three hours out of the first 36 hours they were home. But it’s gotten a lot easier. Thankfully the grandmas are close enough to help me out.

      Jan 5, 2014 at 8:09 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.6   redheadwglasses

      So you’ll keep them indoors for their own safety, right? Good.

      Jan 5, 2014 at 10:24 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.7   kermit

      Nah, she should let them roam free so that they can go to the liquor store and bring her some booze. And stop by the grocery store to buy their own diapers and household cleaning supplies.

      It’s high time they earned their keep. They’ve been mooching off her for 9 months as it is. It’s time for payback.

      Jan 5, 2014 at 12:10 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.8   Raichu

      Congratulations, Lil! :D

      Jan 7, 2014 at 1:05 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #42   kermit

    Argh, finally! Remember to keep the receipts, Lil’ because otherwise they won’t let you take them back for a refund.

    Jan 4, 2014 at 1:39 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #42.1   Lil'

      I keep the receipts in my nightstand. The receipt for my husband is also inside. Sometimes when I’m up in the middle of the night feeding the babies I glance over at my sleeping husband. Then I pull out the receipt for him and caress it delicately. I review the return policy slowly by moonlight…

      Jan 5, 2014 at 8:42 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #43   ramentastic

    Andrew-from-the-Internet gets my vote for Douchecanoe of the Year! SO CREEPY!

    I’m very torn between Stupid Cat, Jay Parker, and Godless Activities for best note …

    Jan 5, 2014 at 11:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Tard

    So, who or what is the winner?

    Jan 6, 2014 at 6:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   MaggieD

    Oh Godless Activities, for sure. I haven’t had any Godless activity for so long and I sure a heck need some

    Jan 7, 2014 at 12:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   SkippyMom

    Are we allowed to still vote?

    If so, the Chik Fil A is my favorite, but the douchecanoe is definitely Jay, not the writer. Very clever.

    Biggest douche/writer – Godless activities. Even if the woman who wrote it is a Christian and only believes in procreation, who is to say the couple isn’t married *and* procreating. The bible and/or God never said they had to be QUIET about it, right?

    Congrats on the twins, Camden and Kendall. :)

    Jan 7, 2014 at 1:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   Jenny Tieman

    Godlessness wins!

    Jan 7, 2014 at 6:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Rebecca

    Jay Parker. I mean my father was the author of the note so I feel obligated.

    Jan 7, 2014 at 8:24 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   Logan

    chick-fil-a (#4)

    Jan 7, 2014 at 8:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   jennifer c.

    cat lady– for everything!!

    Jan 7, 2014 at 9:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   Anne Stabile

    Totally (I know, right?) torn between Godless Activities and Stupid Cat. So funny! But should the douchecanoe award really go to a Psycho Creep Monster like Andrew? Yeesh!

    Jan 7, 2014 at 9:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   Anne Stabile

    P.S. Congrats on the birth of your sons, Lil! Had twin older brothers growing up. Never stopped laughing.

    Jan 7, 2014 at 10:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   DreAmeoba

    Andrew is very creepy, Stupid cat is funny,(though I’d be concerned if I had a cat fitting the description,the author sounds unreasonably violent)but Godless activities wins my vote, makes me want to parade about my backyard in some sort of ridiculous costume,sticking sandwiches down my pants,dancing to Merzbow,with videos of insects & spiders eating each other in the background,then have them explain in clear,concise detail,how this is “Godless”.( or maybe they would prefer me & my friends watching them with their daughter in total silence with all the lights off….)

    Jan 8, 2014 at 12:19 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   LEH

    Some of these notes are truly moronic (Like the one telling the neighbor to cut down on their godless activities.)
    However, I have to wonder at the thinking process that seems to imply that stealing from others is fine and complaining about it is passive aggressive.
    I thought the note from the kid was brilliant. Passive aggressive? Nah – very direct. She does not want to dance and can see that mom is the one who wants to dance. It happens.

    Jan 8, 2014 at 2:36 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   they call me tater

    #1 I have to go with the creativity of JAY PARKER and the chik-fil-a. That takes time and wit. #2 is the rhubarb thief request. Lots of good choices this year.

    Jan 9, 2014 at 10:23 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   PrivateEyes

    Jay Parker/Chic-fil-a gets my vote for most passive-aggressive, and clever, too.

    Jan 9, 2014 at 7:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   ladywait

    Andrew is the douchecanoe. Stupid cat is funny, sorta, but I would damn sure be keeping my cat indoors after such a note!! Writer might be PASSIVE aggressive toward me, the human, but sounds decidedly aggressive toward the cat.

    Jan 22, 2014 at 1:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   The other ghost girl

    The cat one is sort of a douchecanoe. It’s pretty well known that you can get a can of cat repellant(sometimes known as stray pet repellent) at most pet stores and even some grocery stores. Since the note writer’s cat lives indoors, all they’d have to do is spray a little around they’re yard and it would keep the cat away.
    It’s people like this who probably got my outdoor cat put down. (She went missing while we were on vacation and the local pound had (probably continues to have) a one day claiming period before putting a stray down. It’s never been confirmed, by it’s likely)

    Mar 25, 2014 at 3:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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