Writes Robert in Redmond, Washington: “In our office, in this particular bathroom, at this particular urinal, there strikes a phantom pisser, who finds joy in covering the floor in front of the urinal 1/8 inch deep in piss — every single day. One coworker got fed up with this and posted the following series of sticky notes. Then some other coworkers then jumped in to add their own particular flair.”
related: The Urinal Games
extra credit: Aziz Ansari on R. Kelly [youtube]
52 responses so far ↓
#1
Tard
Well, it IS Redmond.
Jan 14, 2014 at 6:49 pm rating: 5
#2
Wetard
Look for the midget. It’s always the midget that can’t hit the urinal.
Jan 14, 2014 at 7:18 pm rating: 5
#3
JT
Stinkling?
Jan 14, 2014 at 7:50 pm rating: 16
#4
juju_skittles
This type of behaviour drives me nuts. Somebody has to monitor this bathroom. Now! It would absolutely kill me not knowing who it was doing this, and why! Maybe they need some prostate-health awareness posters put up. It makes me want to hang around the door of the toilet, smiling oddly at everyone who came in or out (you know – the “I know what you’ve been doing face”, whether it was them or not). But I guess that would probably get me beaten up. And now even I am getting disturbed at how infatuated with this I am getting…I guess bizarre is in the eye of the beholder.
Jan 14, 2014 at 10:52 pm rating: 11
#5
AssiveProgressive
I cannot understand why people trash their workplace bathroom. And it’s not just the men. Yesterday I heard a female employee come out of one of the bathrooms, and she said to the other woman, “Who does that?!” Apparently someone did a No. 2 and didn’t flush. Ugh!!!
Jan 14, 2014 at 11:50 pm rating: 5
#6
TRT
Wait… someone got out a ruler to measure the 1/8″ depth of a piss puddle?
Jan 15, 2014 at 4:43 am rating: 11
#7
The Elf
It’s the R-Kelly note that elevates this from ordinary to awesome. Thank you, anonymous note writer.
Jan 15, 2014 at 7:16 am rating: 23
#8
Dane Zeller
How incredibly rude this is. Give us the depth of the puddle, but don’t tell us it’s diameter! Inconsiderate beyond belief. A single drop could be one-eighth inch deep, and who doesn’t do that with a concluding shake?
Jan 15, 2014 at 8:19 am rating: 13
#9
Snicklefritz
There’s nothing worse than having to stand or wade through someone else’s pee. Not that I know what it’s like around a men’s urinal, but I’ve waded through enough subway tunnels and their associated stairwells to speak with a fair amount of knowledge on the subject. It’s a smell that haunts you. So yes, I agree with the term stinkling.
Change approved.
Jan 15, 2014 at 9:25 am rating: 13
#10
Mith
Omygod, these sticky notes are pasted right on the… urine?
Jan 15, 2014 at 11:17 am rating: 2
#11
oldnorthstate
I was facilities chief at a private school grades K-12. I had a similar mess/mystery where every day, sometime after lunch, a lake of pee would form under a urinal. I made sure that the janitorial service mopped every evening, checked in the morning, and every couple hours when passing by the area. ( I walked about 8 miles per shift around campus). One day I heard giggling as I was outside the door, walked in quickly and saw a 5th grade boy standing back about three feet from the urinal air mailing his bladder contents, while laughing and having a great time. I said “I caught you! If this ever happens again-I will take you to the Dean’s office so that you can explain this to her and your Mom.” He was scared to death and it never happened again, but it was months before I caught him. He wasn’t showing off for friends, as he was alone in the bathroom. Guess folks have different ideas about what is fun and I can’t imagine and adult doing it.
Jan 19, 2014 at 10:46 am rating: 5
#12
Kittymama
I don’t understand the two notes that mention “fix” and “fixed.” Are they computery or gamer allusions?
Jan 21, 2014 at 7:37 pm rating: 0
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