Sweetums? Hey, sweetums?

April 1st, 2014 · 30 comments

Ian in Ontario was browsing in a used bookshop when he found this copy of one of Roger Hargreaves classic “Mister” books — complete with a gift inscription to the book’s previous owner. Adds Ian: “I can’t imagine why ‘sweetums’ didn’t want it anymore.”

MR. LAZY

 

WARNING: HEH, HEH, Don't take this too seriously, sweetums. It's just a joke.

 

related: Another book inscription that didn’t go too well

FILED UNDER: just kidding!


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  • #1   TRT

    He was probably too lazy to open the cover and read the note inside.

    Apr 1, 2014 at 4:48 am   rating: 31  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   The Elf

    I guess Mrs. Lazy was counting on him not bothering to file divorce papers!

    Actually, between the right couple, this sort of gift would be a funny litle jab. But the notewriter probably wouldn’t have had to explain that it was a joke.

    Apr 1, 2014 at 6:50 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   The Elf

    One reason I love used bookstores is because you can find the coolest stuff inscribed on the inside.

    We have a children’s book that belonged to my husband’s grandmother. The inscription is from her aunt, a woman long dead by the time we came along. The next page is filled with childish printing, of little Grandma practicing her letters. It’s absolutely wild. I love it.

    Apr 1, 2014 at 7:01 am   rating: 34  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   squib

    I hope Mr. Lazy covered up before he took the trash out.

    Apr 1, 2014 at 9:05 am   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   The Elf

      Heyt, if just a tiny hat is good enough for the cover of his biography, it should be good enough for the neighbors.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 10:32 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Beatus Mongous

    Lazy
    Lazy
    Lazy
    Lazy
    Lazy
    Lazy
    Jane.
    When she wants a drink of water she just waits
    And waits
    And waits
    And waits
    And waits for it to rain.

    Apr 1, 2014 at 12:40 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Beatus Mongous

      -Shel Silverstein

      Apr 1, 2014 at 12:40 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Ruth

    HEH HEH

    Apr 1, 2014 at 12:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   deprogrammed

    You’re having a jam sandwich for dinner, dear.

    What? You don’t see any filling? It’s jam, dear – two pieces of bread jammed together.

    Heh heh.

    Apr 1, 2014 at 3:10 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Lita bang

      …And now, for absolutely no reason, you’ve got me thinking of Spaceballs.

      “We’ve been…JAMMED.”

      Apr 1, 2014 at 3:58 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   rushgirl2112

      Okay, that’s weird – I literally just watched that movie with my kids a few hours ago!

      “There’s only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!”

      Apr 2, 2014 at 1:13 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   Lita bang

      “I’m surrounded by assholes.”

      Apr 2, 2014 at 2:50 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Ace of Space

    Translation: Hey Sweetums, get off your lazy ass and do something already! J/K, no seriously tho.

    Apr 1, 2014 at 5:26 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Hidden Windshield

    So, am I the only person who saw “Sweetums” and immediately thought of the big hairy guy from the Muppets?

    Apr 1, 2014 at 5:32 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   The Beast Among Us

      Yes. You freak.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 6:37 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   rushgirl2112

      I don’t see “sweetums.” I see “sweehems.”

      Apr 2, 2014 at 1:14 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   assiveProgressive

    Mr. Lazy bears a resemblance to my cat.

    Apr 1, 2014 at 11:21 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Kasaba

    Mr Lazy bears a resemblance to my kidneys.

    Apr 2, 2014 at 1:05 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   The Elf

      Mr. Lazy bears a resemblance to my cat, Kidney.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 7:21 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Jami

      I was going to make a 12th Doctor/kidney color reference then realized how bad it really sounded.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 11:21 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Kasaba

    I picture the note writer as a guy who was asked to interrupt his busy schedule of watching , to go to the grocery store to pick up something essential for sweetums, who is cooking up a storm ahead of the family coming over. He got the wrong thing of course, powdered egg whites, when she needed eggs for a cake say, but didn’t forget to get her this little gift to remind her she’s too “lazy” to go to the store herself.

    Apr 2, 2014 at 7:14 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   bob loblaw

    Whatever you think, bonus marks for the correct use of too and it’s.

    Apr 2, 2014 at 8:15 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   rushgirl2112

      Ah, but you have to take points off for capitalizing “Don’t” and no end punctuation.

      I’ll give it a neutral.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 12:00 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   bob loblaw

      Is that you Geddy Lee?

      Apr 2, 2014 at 1:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   pooham

    There is a book titled “How to Stay Humble When You’re Smarter Than Everybody Else” that reminds me and my sister of our mother.

    Apr 2, 2014 at 10:36 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   The Beast Among Us

      I need to buy that book.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 12:00 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   K

    Personally, if my partner got this for me, I think I’d be more upset by “heh heh’ and “sweetums” than anything else. Yeesh.

    Apr 3, 2014 at 1:46 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Dolly

    Love the Mr. Men and Little Miss books. I have a huge collection of them saved from when I was a child. Read them to my kids all the time.

    Mr. Lazy is pretty cool but everyone knows Mr. Tickle is the coolest.

    Apr 3, 2014 at 10:04 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Claire

    Does passiveaggressivenotes.com know where exactly in Ontario this book was found?? The writing looks super familiar….
    Thanks!

    May 18, 2014 at 7:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   assiveProgressive

      I doubt it’s from Canada. Shouldn’t it say, “Eh, eh” ?

      May 18, 2014 at 10:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     

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