No, not the stink eye!

April 3rd, 2014 · 25 comments

Writes our submitter in Leeds: “I enjoy the fact that a second piece of paper had to be added to express the full rage of this (presumably wet-footed) person.”

To the guy who pissed in the lift on Sunday Morning, You are DISGUSTING! I hope you woke up with a massive hangover and are now hanging your head in shame that the lovely people of A block were unknowingly walking your urine around, and undoubtedly into their flats! I may not have fully seen your face, but your navy shift and hair cut should hopefully allow me to recognize you, and give you a look of shame at your disgusting behavior! Use a toilet next time, it's not hard.

related: Lift or Loo?

FILED UNDER: drizzunk · elevator · piss · public shaming · that's disgusting · U.K.

25 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Jintess

    The gross factor aside, all I can think of are the poor folks with dogs who will pick up the urine scent and make their own messes in order to stake a claim.

    Then again, it’s still just plain nasty. Love that he mentioned the shirt and haircut. That guy is totally going to ditch the shirt and wear hats from now on, I bet.

    (Long time reader, decided to jump in and comment. Hi all!)

    Apr 3, 2014 at 11:25 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #2   Jitty


    Apr 3, 2014 at 11:33 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #3   Lita bang

    Urine trouble now, liftwetter. You’ve gotten everyone a wee bit pissed off.

    Apr 4, 2014 at 1:01 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   TKD

      Good one Lita. But it seems more like everyone was pissed on.

      Apr 4, 2014 at 6:38 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #3.2   Lita bang

      That too!

      Apr 4, 2014 at 7:01 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #4   TRT

    It’s good to see the people of Leeds keeping traditions alive.

    Apr 4, 2014 at 3:45 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #5   The Elf

    I’m sure this note will be lost on the phantom pee-er, as he was probably too drunk to remember. “Someone peed in the lift? That’s gross! Huh, he was wearing a navy shirt too?”

    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:07 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #6   Kasaba

    I used to work in an office based in a hospital, where incontinence in the lifts were not limited to urine. Best day ever was seeing our not-very-well-liked receptionist limping into the office with “shit on me shoes”, as she put it.

    But yeah, gross. Probably the same dude that pees on upholstered seats on the Tube, which I end up sitting down on, on my work to work on a Monday.

    Apr 4, 2014 at 10:22 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #7   pooham

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

    Apr 4, 2014 at 11:08 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #8   Poltergeist

    Maybe this note is actually a super early draft of the script for “The Hangover.”

    Quick submitter in Leeds, rip that shit off the wall and sell it on the internet!

    Apr 4, 2014 at 12:52 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #9   JT

    So she saw it happen but didn’t do anything then? And she must have gotten a real good look if she knew that “it’s not hard.”

    Apr 4, 2014 at 2:01 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   The Beast Among Us

      Well, when he sees the guy again, he’s going to give him “the look of shame he deserves.” That’s so scary!

      /sarcasm off

      Whatever happened to the good, old fashioned kick in the balls?

      Apr 4, 2014 at 2:40 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #9.2   pooham

      Teacher (Ms. Shields): Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this, but he has refused to say who. But those who did it know their blame, and I’m sure that the guilt you feel is far worse than any punishment you might receive. Now, don’t you feel terrible? Don’t you feel remorse for what you have done? Well, that’s all I’m going to say about poor Flick.

      Narrator (Ralphie as an adult): Adults loved to say things like that but kids knew better. We knew darn well it was always better not to get caught.

      Apr 4, 2014 at 3:35 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #9.3   yeahman

      Then she wouldn’t qualify as “passive-aggressive” and we would miss this entertainment.

      Apr 4, 2014 at 4:24 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #10   FeRD bang

    I’m left wondering how the notewriter can be sure it was pee. Maybe someone just spilled their American beer?

    Apr 4, 2014 at 2:06 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   kermit

      Well it’s not like anybody can tell the difference, so…

      Apr 4, 2014 at 6:36 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #11   yeahman

    If she saw him doing it why not give him the look of shame or confront him then? Oh yeah, this is the “Passive Aggressive Notes” website.

    Apr 4, 2014 at 4:21 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Mnky

      Maybe s/he just didn’t particularly feel like confronting a clearly incredibly drunk guy with his dick out in a lift at night?

      Apr 4, 2014 at 6:54 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #12   assiveProgressive

    I went to an overnight event with a large group and we all camped in tents at the campground. Some jerk at the campsite next to us decided to pee in the grass in front of his tent instead of walk 20 yards over to the porta potty to pee. Even though I could not see him that well, I could hear him peeing and you better believe I yelled at him. Pig. I remember too I was at a local park where a modern, very nice bathroom had just been built in the picnic/marina area. And I am walking by this family that was fishing, and mommy is instructing a little boy to just pee right there by the water. I mean, come on, people, just because you men/boys CAN pee wherever and whenever you feel like it, doesn’t mean you should.

    Apr 5, 2014 at 12:08 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Dolly

      oops that might have been my Dad. I went camping with him awhile back and it was early in the morning and I hear the tent unzipping. Then I hear the sound of peeing. I was like “For reals Dad!” the bathroom was just across the way. SMH.

      Apr 8, 2014 at 12:06 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #12.2   assiveProgressive

      And what was Dad drinking the night before? Hmm

      Apr 9, 2014 at 11:21 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #13   Lita bang

    Whoa, waitwaitwaitwait. Reading over that again,

    “your navy shirt and hair cut”

    doesn’t it make it sound like his haircut is also navy? Or is that just me?

    Apr 5, 2014 at 2:57 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Lythande

      Maybe it means “navy” as in the military branch. If he’s wearing a shirt with a navy logo on it a crew cut would seem “navy” too, in which case yes.

      Apr 5, 2014 at 4:04 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #13.2   Lita bang

      If that’s the case it really ought to be capitalized, as it’s a proper noun – so either way, boo notewriter, your writing is confusing.

      Apr 5, 2014 at 8:14 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up


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