The nicest possible way

April 8th, 2014 · 63 comments

Really? This is the nicest possible phrasing you could come up with?

I am going to say this in the nicest possible way: Who is the stupid idiot that keeps putting cans of soda and bottles of water in the freezer? Stop doing this. I am tired of cleaning up the messes you make!

I mean, this guy even said please.

Do NOT put cans of soda in the freezer!!!! They explode and get all over people's food! Please do not put them in the freezer!

(Thanks to Ben in Dallas and Allie in Orlando for submitting.)


related: Ice Box-ing

FILED UNDER: beverages · Coke · exclamation-point happy!!!! · office fridge

63 responses so far ↓

  • #1   TKD

    Everyday I put a can of soda or bottle of water in the freezer to get good and cold. The next morning when I come back for it, it is gone.

    In the nicest possible way, quit stealing my drinks, assholes!

    (Imagine how glorious this note would be in Comic Sans, with inappropriate punctuation, random capitalization, glitter accents and a unirataporn drawing)

    Apr 8, 2014 at 12:58 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   The Elf

      Epic. And add some XXOO to the bottom.

      Apr 8, 2014 at 2:43 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #1.2   pooham

      Yeah, you giant idiot! We’re only supposed to put BOTTLES of soda in the freezer.

      Apr 8, 2014 at 2:44 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #2   Jami

    By “nice” he means he’s not cursing them out like a stereotypical drunken sailor who’s been denied his rum ration.

    Apr 8, 2014 at 1:01 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   The Elf

      I just figured it out. That’s why he “cleans up the mess”. It’s not water in that bottle, it’s white rum! Goes well with the ice-cold coke. Don’t bogart that lime while you ride rough all over your coworkers, notewriter.

      Por Cuba Libre!

      Apr 8, 2014 at 2:48 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.2   Jami

      And now I shall tell a joke that has nothing to do with the PAN and everything to do with bad language.

      A priest had a brother who was a sailor. The brother died and left the priest his pet parrot. The parrot, of course, knew a slew of curse words, which was quite embarrassing to the priest.

      One day he mentioned the parrot and it’s foul language to his congregation. After services a sweet old lady came up to him and mentioned she had a female parrot who only said, “Let us pray” and thought she might be a good influence on the male parrot.

      Willing to try the priest brought the cussing bird over to the lady’s house. The parrot took one look at the female bird, whistled and said “Hello Toots!”

      The other parrot replied, “MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!”

      Apr 9, 2014 at 12:55 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.3   pooham

      A man is surprised and honored to find that he has a seat next to the pope on a flight. During the flight the pope is doing a crossword and asks the man for help with a clue. “What is a four letter word that can only describe a female that ends with unt?” The man immediately thinks of a word but knows he cannot possibly say that to the pope. He is frantically thinking of a way to get out of this predicament when a little old lady across the aisle who had overheard this question replied, “It’s aunt. Only a woman can be an aunt.” The man is greatly relieved for this intervention. Then the pope says, “Oh yes. Do you have an eraser?”

      Apr 9, 2014 at 1:10 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.4   Jami

      I’ll see your Pope joke and raise you one staring God!

      A man and God were walking down the street. The man turns to God and asks, “God, what’s a minute to you?”

      God replies, “A minute to me is like a million of your years.”

      The man ponders this for a human minute then asks, “God, what’s a penny to you?”

      “A penny to me,” God says, “is like a million of your dollars.”

      Again the man ponders this for a human minute before asking, “God, can I borrow a penny?”

      “In a minute.”

      Apr 9, 2014 at 3:12 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.5   The Beast Among Us

      A limo driver is hired to take the Pope to a few places, but the limo driver is really hungry and hasn’t had time to eat his sandwich. The Pope starts talking to the limo driver, and finds out about his predicament. The Pope says, “You know, I have never driven a limo, and I’ve always wanted to. How about we trade places and you can sit back here and eat your sandwich?” The limo driver pulls over, and changes places with the Pope. After all, it’s the Pope. What could go wrong?

      Well, the Pope is pretty used to driving in Italy, so he drives like a madman while the real driver eats his sandwich. This gets the attention of the cops, and one of them finally pulls the limo over. The cop approaches the window, and the Pope rolls the window down. Of course, the cop immediately radios his chief, and says, “Sir, we have a problem. I just pulled over a limo for driving erratically, but I don’t know if I should let it go. It’s someone extremely important inside.” The chief tries to guess, “Well is it a movie star? A politician? Who is it?” The cop keeps telling him, “No, it’s someone more important than that.”

      “The President? The Prime Minister? Who is it?” asks the Chief.

      “I don’t know,” says the cop, “But the Pope is his driver.”

      Apr 9, 2014 at 3:49 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.6   Jami

      A Pagan woman dies and finds herself at the Pearly Gates.

      “Welcome to Heaven.” St. Peter says.

      The woman, confused and sad, says, “I’m not suppose to be here, I’m suppose to be in The Summerlands.”

      “Ah,” St. Peter says, “you must be one of our Pagan sisters. Come with me.” With that he leads her to The Summerlands where everything is just like she always imagined, except there’s a bunch of people on the edges wailing, pulling their hair, and gnashing their teeth.

      “It’s beautiful.” The woman says, “But who are those people and why are they so upset?”

      “Ah,” St. Peter says. “They’re upset because they didn’t expect you here. You see, they’re Fundamentalists and for them, this is Hell.”

      Apr 9, 2014 at 7:14 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.7   Lita bang

      Three men die in a car accident around Christmastime, and they end up in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter tells them “I’d love to let you in, but we’re overcrowded right now. But, if you can show me something that embodies holiday spirit, I’ll let you in. How about it?”

      The first man digs in his pockets and finds a book of matches. He lights one: “It’s a candle.” St. Peter allows him in.

      The second man pulls out his car keys and shakes them: “They’re bells.” St. Peter allows him in.

      The third man, sweating profusely, starts digging around in his own pockets. Finally he holds up a pair of women’s panties.

      St. Peter looks at him funny. “How do those panties embody holiday spirit?”

      “They’re Carol’s.”

      Apr 9, 2014 at 10:15 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.8   Jami

      One day God and Lucifer decided to have a baseball game between Heaven and Hell. As they talked about it Lucifer got a little snooty and God finally asked him, “What makes you think you’re going to win? I have all the great players!”

      Lucifer smiled and replied, “What makes you think you’re going to win? I have all the umpires!”

      Apr 9, 2014 at 10:59 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.9   Rattus

      Three nuns die in a car crash and are immediately whisked to the Pearly Gates for their entrance interview with St. Peter. Pete tells the first nun that due to her life in service to the betterment of mankind, she can be whomever she wants to be in the afterlife. She thinks for a moment and then says “I would like to be Sophia Loren. She is beautiful and loved and I would very much like to experience her life”. Pete responds, so it shall be, and then poses the same question to the second nun. She thinks for a moment and then says “I would like to be Claudia Cardinale. She is beautiful, men love her and she leads an exciting life. ” Pete is amenable to her request, and then poses that same question to the third and final nun. With no hesitation, the sister says “I would like to be Virginia Pippolini”. “Virginia Pippolini?” Pete asks. “Yes, Virginia Pippolini” the third sister responds. “Who on earth is Virginia Pippolini?” The nun digs into the deep pocket of her habit and pulls out a tattered newspaper clipping showing the headline “Virginia Pipeline Laid by Five Hundred Men”.

      Apr 10, 2014 at 7:35 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.10   Jami

      A huge flood had come to the parish of a devoted priest. Just as the water was rising a bus came by and the driver called out, “Father! Get on!”

      “No, save my flock! God will save me!”

      So the bus drove on.

      When the first floor of his house was under water a boat came by, “Father! Get on!”

      “No! Save my flock! God will save me!”

      And the boat went on.

      When the water had gotten high enough that the priest was now on his roof a helicopter came by and dropped a ladder. “Father! Climb up!”

      “No! Save my flock! God will save me.”

      And the helicopter flew on.

      The water rose and the priest drowned. When he got to Heaven he found himself in front of God.

      “Lord, I’ve always been your faithful servant. Why didn’t you save me from the flood?”

      “What are you talking about?” Replied God. “I sent you a bus, a boat, AND a helicopter!”

      Apr 10, 2014 at 11:56 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.11   The Beast Among Us

      Three men appear at the pearly gates all at the same time. St. Peter says he’ll only allow the one who died in the most interesting way into heaven, while the other two will have to wait for thousands of years.

      The first man begins his story: “I live in a high-rise apartment, and I came home and discovered my wife had been having an affair. I knew the man was hiding somewhere in my apartment and I was going to kill him as soon as I found him, but I couldn’t find him anywhere. After searching everywhere for some time, I heard a noise on the balcony, and I went out and saw the man’s fingers as he was hanging from my balcony. I stepped on his fingers a few times, and finally, he fell to the bushes below. Even though he fell so far, he didn’t die, just got badly hurt, so I grabbed the biggest, heaviest thing in my apartment so I could drop it on him. I decided to use the fridge, and I pushed it out onto the balcony and over the rail so it would fall on the man. As it fell, the cord wrapped around my leg and flung me off my balcony to my death.”

      St. Peter asked the next man, who replied, “I was on my balcony in my high-rise apartment building using my stairclimber machine. The thing started freaking out, and it went faster and faster. I could barely keep up, and I was getting exhausted and couldn’t do it anymore. Finally, the machine flung me off my balcony. I reached out, hoping to grab anything and not fall to my death. I grabbed ahold of someone else’s balcony, but then, a man came out onto his balcony and started yelling at me, and stepping on my fingers so I would fall. I finally did, and I fell to the bushes below and broke my legs and many other bones, but I was still alive. Then, as I was looking up, the crazy man pushed his refrigerator off his balcony onto me, and I was crushed by it, and so I died.”

      Finally, it was the third man’s turn, who said, “Imagine this: I’m hiding naked in a fridge…”

      Apr 10, 2014 at 2:12 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.12   Lil'

      Little Johnny was playing on the railroad tracks. He was balancing on the rail pretending to walk the tightrope when suddenly he lost his balance, trapping his foot between the wooden planks. He was struggling to free himself when he heard the unmistakable sound of a train approaching. As the train progressed closer and closer, Johnny panicked. He pulled harder, but he could not free himself. As he continued to struggle, he prayed to God. “Oh God, if only you would free me I promise that I will do anything you command! I’ll go to church every Sunday! I’ll read my Bible every day! I’ll listen to my mother and father! I’ll be kind to my brothers and sisters! Please God! Please free me!” Just then his foot jerked free and he landed on the ground next to the track. The train shot by him as he lay on the ground in stunned silence. He got up, brushed himself off, looked up at the sky and said, “Never mind, God! I got it!”

      Apr 10, 2014 at 3:16 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.13   it's naptime

      So, this guy gets drafted into this dirt-poor, crappy army. He gets to where the fight is happening and his commanding officer hands him a stick and tells him to go shoot the enemy. He says, “What the hell man! That’s just a stick! I’m gonna die!” The officer says, “Point it at the enemy and say BANGITY-BANG!”
      So his first enemy comes at him, he points the stick and says, “BANGITY-BANG!” and bam! his enemy drops dead. The guy is all,”sweet I’m not gonna die” and heads for the next enemy.
      He’s dropping them left and right until this great big bastard comes along. He’s pointing his stick and screaming, “BANGITY-BANG!, BANGITY-BANG!, BANGITY-BANG!,” but the big bastard keeps on coming right up to him and says, “TANKITY-TANK!”

      Apr 10, 2014 at 11:14 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.14   Jami

      Satan and Jesus one day have a fight over who’s better at using a computer. After listening to this for over an hour God finally gets sick of it and schedules a contest between them. Whichever of them can write a 100 page paper in a certain amount of time using only a computer and the internet research will be declared the winner.

      And so it goes. Jesus and Satan sit at their computers and begin. Fingers are flying. Angels and demons are watching intently. Human souls are bored silly cause this had nothing to do with the Kardashians.

      Then 15 minutes before the contest is to end there’s a crash of thunder and the power goes out. Satan screams. “It’s gone! It’s all gone! I lost everything!”

      The power comes back on and Jesus boots up his computer and begins to print off his paper.

      “Ho-How is that possible?!” Satan stammered. “How can he still have a paper to print?”

      God just shrugs and said, “Jesus saves.”

      Apr 11, 2014 at 10:30 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.15   Snicklefritz

      Jacques Chirac, The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.

      “Hallo, Mr. Chirac!” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringin’ to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!”

      “Well, Paddy,” Chirac replied, “This is indeed important news! How big is your army?”

      Right now,” says Paddy, after a moment’s calculation, “there is myself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!”

      Chirac paused. “I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command.”

      “Begoora!” says Paddy. “I’ll have to ring you back.”

      Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again.

      “Mr. Chirac, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!”

      “And what equipment would that be, Paddy?” Chirac asks.

      “Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy’s farm tractor.”

      Chirac sighs, amused; “I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke.”

      “Saints preserve us!” says Paddy. “I’ll have to get back to you.”

      Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day.

      “Mr. Chirac, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlin’s ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!”

      Chirac was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. “I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last! spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!”

      “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” says Paddy, “I will have to ring you back.”

      Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day.

      “Top o’ the mornin’, Mr. Chirac. I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war.”

      “Really? I am sorry to hear that,” says Chirac. “Why the sudden change of heart?”

      “Well,” says Paddy, “we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness, and decided there is no way we can feed 200,000 French prisoners.”

      Apr 11, 2014 at 1:12 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.16   The Beast Among Us

      ^ And Gretsky scores on the rebound!

      A man gets chased by a lion, and the lion is catching up to him. Finally, the lion catches the man, and the man, with all that’s left in him, prays to God as so: “God, please, if you hear me, make this lion a Christian so he will have compassion for me!”

      Suddenly, the lion, bows his head, closes his eyes, and says, “Lord, thank you for this meal which I am about to eat…”

      Apr 11, 2014 at 1:22 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.17   kermit

      Hold on, how did this become a stand-up audition thread when it started out as stuff that explodes in the freezer?

      Apr 11, 2014 at 2:20 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.18   The Beast Among Us

      So this man buys a parrot, and the parrot keeps swearing like a drunken sailor. The man tells the parrot to stop, or else he’ll be punished. The parrot continues to swear, and the man doesn’t know what to do, so he grabs the parrot and sticks him in the freezer for a few minutes. When the man takes the parrot out of the freezer, he says to the parrot, “So did you learn your lesson?”

      The parrot replies, “Yeah, I did. But what the fuck did that turkey do?”

      Apr 11, 2014 at 3:47 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.19   The Elf

      Kermit, It was time for something completely different. And a little suspect.

      Apr 11, 2014 at 6:42 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.20   Lita bang

      The jokes clearly exploded from the freezer of our minds.

      …And wait a sec, when did I get “word!”?

      Apr 11, 2014 at 7:33 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.21   Jami

      Just like no one expects the Spanish Inquisition, so too, does no one expect when I’m going to pull out some stupid ass joke.

      Apr 12, 2014 at 12:04 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.22   Raichu

      A businessman needs to fly out of New York City for a business trip in order to seal a lucrative deal. After driving to the city he goes to a bank to borrow $2000, explaining he needs to pay the trip’s expenses but he expects a nice return. The bank lends him the money and asks for collateral. The man says, “here are the keys to my BMW, will this do?” The teller is impressed and takes the keys, parking the BMW in the basement of the bank.

      Two weeks later, the man comes back and when he returns to the bank, he finds the same teller working there. He hands the teller a check for $2015: his loan, plus $15 in interest. The teller takes the check, hands him his keys, and asks, “May I ask you a question?”

      “Sure,” says the businessman.

      The teller says, “While you were away I was investigating your records, since I was intrigued by your nice car. It seems you aren’t an ordinary businessman; you’re a millionaire. You could clearly have afforded to take this trip without borrowing a dime, so why did you come to use for a loan?”

      The businessman replies, “Where else in New York City could I park my car for two weeks for $15?”

      Apr 14, 2014 at 6:09 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #3   V

    I can understand the cans, but.. Water bottles? How would they explode?

    Apr 8, 2014 at 2:14 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Belaani

      They don’t. But they do sometimes crack, leak, and so weld themselves to the freezer floor, and sometimes to other stuff. Plus, freezing as well as microwaving many plastics releases BPEs into the liquid, so you probably shouldn’t do it for your own sake, even if not for office protocol.

      Apr 8, 2014 at 2:45 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #4   assiveProgressive

    So when a note writer asks, “Who is the stupid idiot that…” does he or she really expect a response? Something like, “Oh, it is I. I am the one who does this. Please weep for me as I am tired of my beverages exploding.”

    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:29 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   pooham

      If the person truly is an idiot, they won’t know their drinks have been exploding/leaking b/c the note says nothing about it. All they know is that the notewriter wants them to stop putting drinks in the freezer. And that the notewriter has been cleaning up after them too.

      Apr 8, 2014 at 4:49 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #5   Lita bang

    On the other hand, feel free to put your alcohol in the freezer. Everyone loves a good cold drink.

    Apr 8, 2014 at 6:17 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #6   The Beast Among Us

    I don’t but sodas in the freezer, but I do put cats in mailboxes.

    Apr 8, 2014 at 7:43 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Lythande

      I put sodas in cats.

      Apr 8, 2014 at 8:12 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #6.2   Jami

      Silly boy, you’re suppose to put cats in book drops!

      Before anyone freaks out, go look up Dewey The Library Cat.

      Apr 8, 2014 at 11:59 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #6.3   Stuffin'

      Cats don’t belong in bookdrops. They belong outdoors where they can roam free like nature intended.

      Apr 10, 2014 at 4:50 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #6.4   Madrias

      I can give an irresponsible ‘pet’ owner a bruise with an earplug. Keep your pets on your property, whether they be inside or outside.

      Apr 11, 2014 at 12:16 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #6.5   Jami

      Seriously, Dewey was a real cat who belonged to a library. During a really cold winter someone put him through the bookdrop presumably to keep him from freezing to death. He ended up living at the library for many happy, healthy years, until old age finally came along.

      Apr 12, 2014 at 8:24 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #7   ramentastic

    I’d like to believe that the first note writer has actually been taking those cold sodas well before they exploded and then wrote this angry missive as a way to cover his tracks. A girl can dream.

    Apr 8, 2014 at 10:24 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #8   blueknight1st

    I have put countless cans of soda in the freezer and not one has ever exploded. Neither have any bottles of water.

    Apr 9, 2014 at 8:09 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   assiveProgressive

      That’s because your freezer is broken. All your meat is spoiled.

      Apr 9, 2014 at 8:31 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.2   blueknight1st

      No it’s not broken. All that has ever happened is the soda freezes and bulges the bottom of the can a little bit.

      Apr 10, 2014 at 8:27 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.3   Raichu

      All your meat is spoiled, and you’ll get food poisoning, since your mom isn’t there to throw it away.

      Apr 14, 2014 at 6:13 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #9   assiveProgressive

    We have a dorm sized fridge in my department, and it is not self-defrosting, so it is usually so full of ice nobody can use it.

    Apr 9, 2014 at 8:36 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   pooham

      I find stories like that amusing. :)

      At the last place I worked they stopped the trash service so we had to take out our own trash. We were all professionals, but no biggie right? I didn’t really care, but I was just out of school. Well, it seems it was a very big deal to some. When I wasn’t around for a while, I’d come back to see trash precariously stacked into a tower in the lunch room trash can because nobody else would take it out.

      Apr 9, 2014 at 12:37 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #9.2   The Beast Among Us

      That’s because people that work in corporate offices are assholes.

      Apr 9, 2014 at 3:51 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #9.3   vagabond bang

      Bad news, friend. People are assholes everywhere.

      Apr 12, 2014 at 1:54 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #9.4   The Elf

      I knew it! I’m surrounded by assholes!

      Apr 13, 2014 at 8:52 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #9.5   Lita bang

      Keep firing, assholes!

      Apr 13, 2014 at 2:03 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #9.6   Jami

      Who let Darth Helmet know about PAN?

      Apr 13, 2014 at 5:00 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #9.7   The Elf

      Well, I didn’t directly. See, I told President Scroob, and it filtered down. I didn’t really go around his helmet, more to the side of it…..

      Apr 14, 2014 at 7:45 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #10   Lil'

    If I kept putting sodas in the freezer and on multiple occasions find that the soda is gone and there’s no sign of an explosion, I would just assume a bandit stole it. Maybe the note writer is the bigger idiot for keeping the cycle going so long. But it was nice of her to word the letter so delicately.

    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:29 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #11   The Elf

    You all are cracking me up with the jokes! Keep ‘em coming, please!

    Apr 10, 2014 at 6:53 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   The Beast Among Us

      It’s not always about YOU, Elf!

      Apr 10, 2014 at 2:30 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #11.2   The Elf

      Well it should be.

      Apr 11, 2014 at 6:33 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #11.3   TKD

      Did I miss a memo? I thought this whole thing was about The Elf. Such a damned confusing universe :-(

      Apr 11, 2014 at 6:59 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #12   The Content Bloke

    What’s the time?

    Apr 11, 2014 at 11:46 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   The Elf

      Time for you to get better content, bloke.

      Apr 14, 2014 at 11:07 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #12.2   FeRD bang

      That was a bug report, Ms. T’Elf! Our esteemed colleague was trying to inform us that the content broke. And now look, you’ve gone and made him all self-conscious about his accent. Seems rather cruel, I must say.

      And just a bit lacist!

      Apr 14, 2014 at 3:33 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #13   KittenPlaysTheViolin

    The key is to set a timer so you don’t forget the pop in the freezer. It’s an easy thing to forget. 25 minutes should suffice.

    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:34 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #14   Lita bang

    And yet, the hot dogs still contain more assholes than Joan does.

    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:21 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Jami

      Only if you get the non-kosher kind. The ones that answer to a higher authority are 100% asshole free.

      Apr 15, 2014 at 12:16 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #15   Jesse

    Someone at work did that and the pop can wound up exploding. After a few days I got sick of waiting and cleaned it up, and made sure people knew not to put the goddamn things in the freezer.

    Apr 15, 2014 at 6:23 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #16   tiago

    that is why I only drink vodka.

    Apr 17, 2014 at 8:22 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up


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