Entries from May 2014

You may not be stylish or chic, but Mom loves you anyway

May 7th, 2014 · No Comments

“My mom mistakenly picked up a birthday card for my sister’s graduation,” writes our submitter in Canada. “The real gold, of course, is in what she decided to cross out.”

Love you just the way you are. Happy Graduation. Love Mom + Dad

related: For the conditionally beautiful bride

Tags: Canada · faint praise · Mother-daughter notes

Jock block

May 5th, 2014 · 37 Comments

Michael in Las Vegas went to pick up his mail today and spotted this cocky little note:

Whoever has my package that was delivered Wednesday April 23.....I hope you are enjoying my athletic supporter. It's to protect your balls....which obviously you have none! [sic]

related: Your ultra charmin’ neighbor

Tags: Las Vegas · neighbors · stealing