One of Allison’s coworkers recently became convinced that one of the evening janitors had it in for her shoes — different shoes. On multiple occasions. “Needless to say,” Allison says, “she didn’t last much longer.”
Meanwhile, Kris in Alabama spotted this note on a locker at his place of business:
related: Or I will CUT YOU
75 responses so far ↓
#1
Megdwalker
Rot in heel!
Jun 1, 2014 at 10:16 pm rating: 90
#2
Holly
Why were her shoes at work (in the evening) without her feet in them?
Jun 1, 2014 at 10:17 pm rating: 90
#3
Jami
*You’re.
And what Holly said. Why was she leaving her shoes at work?!
Jun 1, 2014 at 10:25 pm rating: 90
#4
DarkSock
I peed in a horse once.
Jun 1, 2014 at 11:37 pm rating: 90
#5
Lita
Well, she was clearly not well-heeled and a shoe-in for a firing.
However, I must admit this note contains quite a bit of sole and proves she isn’t strait-laced.
Jun 1, 2014 at 11:47 pm rating: 90
#6
assiveProgressive
Apparently they let the Bad Seed out of prison. Janitor, beware.
Jun 2, 2014 at 1:57 am rating: 90
#7
James
*You’re.
Note writer looks to be uneducated judging from the barely legible handwriting and poor use of random capitals. I’d put her stuff in the bin too.
Jun 2, 2014 at 3:07 am rating: 90
#8
FeRD
Can we talk about how this Snickers-bar notewriter apparently concluded that the perfect medium to deliver her grievances would be a paper towel, and what I fear is a length of toilet paper? She couldn’t scare up a sheet of actual writing paper, AT WORK?
If her shoes were reflective of a similar level of class and polish, I’d probably be looking to dispose of them, too!
Jun 2, 2014 at 5:20 am rating: 90
#9
Kasaba
Guys, maybe we’re too quick to judge here. For all we know she found her shoe in the bin, caked in dried jizz or something, She’s describing the guy as a disgusting [sic] creepor after all.
Jun 2, 2014 at 6:23 am rating: 90
#10
Belaani
Is that her sole complaint? The note’s a bit flat – she should pump it up a bit… but too late, the janitor’s already gotten the boot.
Jun 2, 2014 at 9:12 am rating: 90
#11
Quite Contrary
More importantly, did someone clear the timer on the microwave? I’m afraid of her reaction if they didn’t.
Jun 2, 2014 at 11:34 am rating: 90
#12
magicdomino
I’m wondering where she has been leaving her shoes, that they are being thrown out. In my experience, most office cleaning services barely bother to vacuum under the desks, much less pick something up to clean under them. However, if she is leaving the shoes scattered all over the floor, yeah, I can kind of see the cleaning person tossing one that got in the way.
Jun 2, 2014 at 12:19 pm rating: 90
#13
Havingfitz
If her heels are rotten, no wonder he threw them away!
Jun 2, 2014 at 1:31 pm rating: 90
#14
TGIF
I think I saw the other shoe on the side of the road today.
Jun 2, 2014 at 6:05 pm rating: 90
#15
YouSoSpecial
I used to leave a suit jacket at work regularly, for many of the reasons cited in previous comments. Occasionally I would pick up dry cleaning at work and then forget to take it home for a day or two, or decline to because I was walking or bicycling that day.
Then someone started stealing my clothes overnight. I complained. Was I crazy? Everyone here seems to think the note writer was, and as OP said “needless to say, she didn’t last much longer.” Whiny, passive aggressive, bad speller yes, but deserving of termination? I don’t get the connection between having your personal items taken and being unsuitable for a job.
Jun 3, 2014 at 2:25 pm rating: 90
#16
The Elf
Hey, I just noticed the last note in the series! If you steal a marine’s boots, you’re asking for the subsequent ass-kicking.
Jun 3, 2014 at 3:13 pm rating: 90
#17
assiveProgressive
The ultimate evil, according to the notewriters, is to be ”not nice”. Gasp!
Jun 4, 2014 at 11:11 pm rating: 90
#18
Janipurr
Jami–cowboy boots have a heel so that your foot won’t slide through the stirrup. Sliding your foot all the way through and getting your ankle caught in a stirrup is a good way to end up severely injured or dead, should you be thrown from your horse. It has nothing to do with cow shit.
Also, your friend probably has to wear heels because she has worn heels for so longs she has artificially shortened her calf muscles. I have a friend who has the same problem. If she would concentrate on stretching out her calf muscles every day, over time she would be able to walk more comfortably in flat shoes.
Jun 5, 2014 at 2:56 am rating: 90
#19
Biotech
I’m confused, was it the note leaver or the janitor who ‘didn’t last much longer?’
Jun 6, 2014 at 6:34 pm rating: 90
#20
Paula K
Shoes. HATE THEM. I wear my crocs at my desk. I put on my ugly but comfy Birkenstock shoes when I have to walk or when the weather gets too cold. I’ve only ever had heels about an inch high, and even that was too much. My ankles & my back simply won’t put up with them. I’m not out to impress anyone by wearing torture devices.
Jun 11, 2014 at 11:55 am rating: 90
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