“I’m not creepy, I swear”

June 9th, 2014 · 87 comments

Writes our submitter in Texas: “We live on a military installation, where the housing is notoriously small and right on top of each other. We’ve gotten to know our neighbors very well, and the author of this note is most likely someone we consider a good friend.”

Dear #7- My wife wants me to tell you to tell your wife to stop

Our submitter humble-brags that yes, his wife is incredibly attractive, but insists that her clothing isn’t overtly “sexy” — tank tops and shorts, yes, but not crop tops and hot pants.  However, he says, “Since we discovered this on Friday, my wife has taken to wearing baggy t-shirts and sweatpants when she’s out in the yard. I don’t blame her one bit.”

Dear #7- My wife wants me to tell you to tell your wife to stop "dressing sexy" because it's offensive or something. Sorry but your wife is hot and I would appreciate it if she didn't bend to my wife's crazy jealousy. But if she asks feel free to tell her I asked her to dress "more appropriately!" I'm also jealous - that you get to hit that every night. Those kids are adopted, right?!?  - the neighbors   PS if your wife really wants to piss her off, tell her to wear that hot pink thing with the strings and the matching pink stripper shoes!!!   PPS I'm not creepy I swear, I just appreciate a fine looking woman when I see one!

Amping up the creepiness factor, our submitter adds that his wife DOES own a pair of pink shoes – but she’s never worn them outside the house.

related: (Don’t fear) the creeper

FILED UNDER: a matter of taste · kinda creepy · military · neighbors · p.s. · sex sex sex · Texas


87 responses so far ↓

  • #1   kingbuzzie

    dude.

    Jun 9, 2014 at 11:48 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   TKD

      Meh. It just sounds like one couple messing around with another couple. ;-)

      Jun 9, 2014 at 12:58 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
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      Jun 14, 2014 at 3:05 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   NeenerBeeners

      Wow, my brothers cousins mother in laws grandfather just died and he got a paycheck after the fact for $20, 185. Can you believe it?

      Jun 17, 2014 at 1:51 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   The Elf

      Ah, but did he kill him off on the Internet?

      Jun 17, 2014 at 3:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Amanda

    It’s so weird that the jealous wife thinks she has to send this memo through some kind of Official Husband Channel. Wife told husband to tell other husband to tell wife? Either Jealous Wife could have written an anonymous note herself, as her husband ended up doing, and it would have been just as anonymous… or if Husband 1 actually talked to Husband 2, the other wife would know who it was coming from anyway. So why not talk to her directly? Why is this the husbands’ problem?

    And anyway, let this fine lady dress however the hell she wants. Whatever.

    Jun 9, 2014 at 11:52 am   rating: 47  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Jami

      More likely Mr. Creepy doesn’t have a wife. He’s lying to try and make himself seem “not creepy” in order to trick note receiver’s wife into thinking he’s harmless.

      Jun 9, 2014 at 4:54 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   TRT

      Who says the write is a husband? Could be a wife/wife marriage, and she’s hitting on neighbour’s wife.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 4:12 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   TRT

      Who says the writer is a husband? Could be a wife/wife marriage, and she’s hitting on neighbour’s wife.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 4:13 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   Tesselara

      A military installation tends me towards thinking no, BUT that handwriting does look more female than male.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 6:08 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.5   The Elf

      You may be right, TRT. After all, we are past the days of “don’t ask, don’t tell!” But odds are much better that this is a straight couple. So lacking other data, that is what I’m going to assume.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 7:09 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.6   Justin

      Any woman who knows she ought to go through the husband channel when addressing another man sounds like a good woman to me.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 6:40 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.7   ramentastic

      I see that as Jealous Wife being kind of conservative (because, really, tank tops and shorts are too sexy??) and subscribing to the idea that husbands have the authority over their wives. Naturally JW would ask her husband to speak to the husband of Sexy Wife since he, you know, controls her.

      Creepy on multiple levels!

      Jun 11, 2014 at 11:12 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.8   Raichu

      Justin – wtf?

      Aug 10, 2014 at 12:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Lisa

    “…but she’s never worn them outside the house.”

    That he knows of.

    Jun 9, 2014 at 11:53 am   rating: 50  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   beedledee

    So this is obviously the jealous wife herself writing the letter, right? And trying to make it funny/cool/coming from the husband, so that it doesn’t reflect so badly on her?

    Jun 9, 2014 at 11:54 am   rating: 56  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   kermit

      Yeah, I’m extremely skeptical that a man wrote the note. That does not look like male handwriting at all, unless the guy has one of those Streisand style long nails.

      Jun 9, 2014 at 11:59 am   rating: 36  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   RedDelicious

      Yeah, adding my vote it was Jealous Wife who wrote the letter. Explains how the writer knows about the shoes. If they’re good friends, as stated, she probably showed Jealous Wife the shoes to have a girl lol and told her pointedly she doesn’t wear them outside the house.

      Jun 9, 2014 at 12:57 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   Kelly

      Do guys refer to shoes as “stripper shoes”? I’m pretty sure most guys I know don’t notice what type of shoes strippers wear. I actually had to explain the term to my husband, when I told my baby sister (well, high-school-aged) that stripper boots were not appropriate for homecoming.

      Jun 9, 2014 at 1:15 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   The Elf

      Yeah, I’ve met some guys who would use the term, or a similar term referencing a less legal related profession. But it does seem suspiciously female in tone and writing style…..

      Jun 9, 2014 at 1:53 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.5   DaveS

      I also think this is the jealous wife who wrote this. Probably without her husband’s knowledge. I think she’s just decided to cover her bases. Hoping that even if the “sexy dressing woman” doesn’t care about some other woman’s feelings, she will be creeped out by some pervert ogling her.

      And who cares about the reason for the change if she gets what she wants.

      Jun 9, 2014 at 1:58 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.6   Kelly

      After reading it again, I think the word ‘matching’ is what threw me off. It really doesn’t read like a guy wrote it. It reads like a woman who wants to seem like a guy wrote it.

      Jun 9, 2014 at 2:13 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.7   kermit

      I dunno, Dave. If anybody needs to make a change here it’s whoever wrote the note.

      If you’re “worried” about the trampy way your neighbors are dressed, you clearly need a (second) job to keep yourself occupied more productively.

      As an added bonus, with the extra money you’ll be able to afford to live in a fancier community where people dress in a classier way.

      Jun 9, 2014 at 2:24 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.8   Jami

      I think it’s more likely an unmarried male neighbor. Sure, they suspect a good friend, but I think it’s someone else that they don’t suspect at all.

      Jun 9, 2014 at 4:57 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.9   assiveProgressive

      In the olden days, the high heels of brazen painted jezebels were called CFM shoes — CFM standing for…

      Jun 10, 2014 at 12:35 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.10   Tesselara

      My vote also for woman’s handwriting. Also, I agree with peoples’ analysis that the phrasing and overly forced leering in this sounds like someone pretending to be someone else. Also, that handwriting. I squinted at it for a while trying to make it seem like a guy’s handwriting, but I have never, ever, ever seen a man write like that. Whatever else–it is hella creepy.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 6:13 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.11   Mo

      It can’t be an unmarried neighbor in military housing. They have kids, which means they would be in the 3+ bedroom houses that unmarried military members don’t qualify for. Unmarried military tend to live in barracks or, depending on the branch and rank, studio apartments (assuming they are living in military housing).

      I do, however, think it was the wife who wrote the note.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 12:19 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.12   Nocturnesthesia

      Well, if it WAS a jealous woman – mission freaking accomplished. Seems like something a guy might write sarcastically while drunk and annoyed after being bitched out by his wife for checking out the neighbor. I don’t think you can tell gender by handwriting, and I *really* don’t want to believe a woman would not only be petty enough to get bent out of shape about what the neighbor wears around the house but also PA/bitchy/conniving enough to write a creepy note like this. Either way, “I’m not creepy” is on the same level as “I’m not racist, but” with regard to phrases that immediately make my bullshit detector go off.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 10:34 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.13   DaveS

      I didn’t mean that I was supporting the note-writer Kermit.

      I just meant that if you’re nutty enough to be this obsessed with how your neighbors dress, then you’re not going to care about the reason why they start conforming to your wishes.

      Whether it was, “Oh gee, maybe I am dressing too provocatively. Thank you note-writer’s wife, for showing me the error of my ways!” Or, “@#$%! There’s a creepy stalker who’s fapping over how I dress around the base! I’m so freaked out that I’m going to start wearing bulky clothes all the time!”

      Either way the note-writer gets what they want.

      Jun 11, 2014 at 1:44 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.14   kermit

      I didn’t mean to say that you were. I meant to say that I don’t think leaving somebody a creepy note about their dressing style will get them to change it.

      In other words, I think people are more likely to change their style if they respect the person making the suggestion.

      Otherwise, the trampy dresser might just be extra careful about their own comings and goings, and strive not to be seen at all. I certainly wouldn’t think to myself “hey, I should dress differently so as to please the creep who’s ogling me”.

      Jun 11, 2014 at 8:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   The Beast Among Us

    I know you wanna hit that.

    I know you wanna hit that, hit that.

    -The Offspring

    Jun 9, 2014 at 12:29 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   The Elf

      You gotta keep ‘em separated.

      Jun 9, 2014 at 1:58 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   No.

    “Those kids are adopted, right?”

    Zing!

    Jun 9, 2014 at 12:57 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   deprogrammed

    Check the house for hidden cameras.

    Jun 9, 2014 at 2:06 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Ben

    Sorry, we’re going to need pics of the wife for verification.

    Jun 9, 2014 at 2:12 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Snicklefritz

      We’ll need twenty-seven 8 x 10 colored
      Glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of
      Each one explainin’ what each one is.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 7:56 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   Phoenix

      Snicklefritz, would note writer be accused of littering AND disturbing the peace?

      Jun 10, 2014 at 8:39 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   Snicklefritz

      Only if you’re driving a red VW Microbus, and are armed with shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the city dump.

      Jun 11, 2014 at 3:27 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   Geek Goddess

      No picture ID needed, she is sitting on the group W bench.

      Jun 13, 2014 at 3:33 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.5   Lab dude

      Phoenix, don’t you mean “creating a nuisance”?
      But then, I thought she was sitting on the group NW bench.

      Jun 13, 2014 at 12:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   assiveProgressive

    Whole things sounds fake to me. No obvious spelling or grammatical mistakes. Legible, probably feminine handwriting. I have an alternate theory, but I’m not sure I want to share it.

    Jun 9, 2014 at 3:31 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   Nope.

      Aliens, right? Please say your theory is aliens.

      Jun 9, 2014 at 10:56 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   sam

      Submitters wife wrote it (or asked female neighbour to) because she wants to wear comfy clothes and ditch the stripper heels now and then, but husband sulks if she does. It’s the only thing that makes sense, since she doesn’t wear them outside the house. ..

      Jun 10, 2014 at 12:12 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   assiveProgressive

      My theory is lesbian couple. Oh, come on, who uses PS and PPS in letters besides giggling high school sophomore girls? Something is not adding up.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 12:38 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   Carly

    The submitter’s wife composed the note (got someone else to write it out to disguise the handwriting) to make him jealous/appreciate her more.

    Jun 9, 2014 at 3:35 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Lita bang

    “Those kids are adopted, right?!” Way to imply the kids are ugly…

    Jun 9, 2014 at 5:09 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   kermit

      The note is directed to the husband, so I think they are alluding to the fact that he is too ugly to be their biological father, i.e. his wife cheated on him.

      Jun 9, 2014 at 6:17 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Lita bang

      Could be. I didn’t read it that way, but going back and reading it again with that in mind, I can see it.

      Jun 9, 2014 at 9:44 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   Tesselara

      I wasn’t sure if the note was implying that the kids were ugly, or if her body was “too nice” to have had kids.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 6:15 am   rating: 21  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.4   pooham

      I’m glad someone else isn’t sure what that meant. I didn’t get it at all.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 12:19 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.5   Foxy J

      Second that, Tesselara, that was my first thought. Maybe it’s because most of my friends where I live now are people I meet at the gym and their spouses, but I hear that sentiment all the time from males and females alike “…and look at that body, can you believe this little thing has FOUR KIDS?”

      Jun 12, 2014 at 7:01 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.6   Tesselara

      It would fit in better with the general theme of overly-forced lusty eyebrow waggling, for sure.

      Jun 12, 2014 at 9:07 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.7   notolaf

      I thought he was saying, “Please don’t make me even more jealous by having had sex with your own wife.”

      Jun 18, 2014 at 9:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   KaylaB

    I don’t think it’s meaning that the kids are ugly, but that the wife has maintained an attractive figure even after having multiple kids.
    Also, who has shoes they don’t wear outside of the house, aside from slippers??
    Pretty sure it is a male writing it, though. It’s really legible, which is rare, but it’s still sloppy enough and isn’t lined up well. I doubt it’s the jealous wife- why would she then turn and say to let the woman to go about dressing “provocatively”, and encourage wearing the pink outfit if she was so self conscious about it?

    Jun 9, 2014 at 6:21 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Tesselara

      Should have read one comment lower!

      Jun 10, 2014 at 6:16 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   magicdomino

      “Also, who has shoes they don’t wear outside of the house, aside from slippers??”

      *raises hand*

      Purple satin flats, jeweled black velvet pumps, red linen flats. All fabric shoes that easily stain and can’t be cleaned. I wear something more durable outside then change at my destination. Alas, my ankles can not tolerate stripper heels, pink or otherwise.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 4:25 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   L

      *raises hand too* Black four inch platform heels. They’re just for fun for me XD

      Also a lot of people here have indoor shoes. Like when you go to school, you have the shoes you wear outside and the shoes you wear inside and if you get caught wearing your outdoor shoes inside, you get sent to change them.

      Most people where I live don’t wear shoes inside at all because it’s disgusting, but when you’re in a setting that requires them, you need clean shoes.

      I personally couldn’t stand wearing shoes in my house all the time, but some people use them for more support.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 10:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   KaylaB

    Plus, he says “the hot pink thing”. If it was written by a woman, tthey’d be able to specify what the article of clothing was. Rarely does anything perplex us into not being able to identify it…

    Jun 9, 2014 at 6:24 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Raichu

    “I’m not creepy”

    Jun 9, 2014 at 9:37 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   kermit

    “Trust me, I’m not creepy”

    Jun 9, 2014 at 11:24 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   assiveProgressive

      I’m only creepy around your wife.

      Jun 10, 2014 at 12:39 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Tesselara

    Jun 10, 2014 at 6:17 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   The Elf

    I bet the notewriter wears a yellow hoodie.

    Jun 10, 2014 at 7:11 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   kermit

    Elf, it’s Texas. Nobody wears a (yellow) hoodie unless they want to get shot.

    Just ask that moustachioed fellow, Geraldo.

    Jun 10, 2014 at 8:44 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   passive passive

    100% written by neigbbor wife. Evidence:
    1. No dude would EVER write a letter that may prevent hot neighbor wife from showing off her hot bod in the future.
    2. Dude’s dont p.s.
    3. Not dude handwriting

    My guess is the neighbor wife caught the neighbor husband looking at the hotty next door, became enraged with jealousy and wrote this letter in retribution.

    Jun 10, 2014 at 10:32 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   SkippyMom

      You are so right. The PS clinched it.

      Aug 1, 2014 at 12:53 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   Lil'

    This reminds me of a story my coworkers still tease me about…I had an extremely hot neighbor who loved to wear her bikini instead of regular clothes. She would sometimes change into her bikini at work, put the top down on her convertible and drive home that way. She would even water her outdoor plants in her cotton panties and a tank top. We actually became really good friends over the course of a couple of years and our kids played together daily. I promise I had no jealousy issues, but my husband had become the master of appearing to keep his eyes up. One day I was inside doing my housework while my husband was watering the lawn and allowing my then three-year-old son to get wet with the water hose. I heard my son laughing for a while but I noticed soon that there were more laughing voices. I walked into the living room to look through the open blinds and I found my husband holding the hose as my son, her daughter AND my bikini-clad neighbor frolicked in the water. My husband looked frozen in place and extremely uncomfortable as if he didn’t know how to get out of this situation alive, but my death glare probably had a lot to do with that. The best part is that I was dressed in sweats and a head scarf. Picture it…I’m standing in front of the window in sweats and a head scarf while my hot neighbor is running around on my lawn in a sexy bikini. I laugh about it now but at the time I’m sure I acted like the female equivalent of that guy from the commercial who accidentally showered in his wife’s Summer’s Eve and spent the rest of the day being extra manly.

    Jun 10, 2014 at 11:42 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   pooham

      That’s such a great story!

      And now I have to search for that Summer’s Eve commercial b/c I’ve never seen or heard of it and I have to see it!

      Jun 10, 2014 at 12:26 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.2   YoTeach

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erar57YPVtw

      Jun 10, 2014 at 3:20 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.3   assiveProgressive

      I have a neighbor who does tons of yard work and likes to do it while wearing a bikini. I wouldn’t call her hot, but let’s just say I admire her yard work. Sadly, her house is for sale this year!

      Jun 10, 2014 at 11:13 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   Daisykins

    Okay I have it. Hear me out.

    The husband of the jealous wife is a closet homosexual. His wife has been super jealous and insecure about ALL other women because she hardly ever gets touched by her husband.

    Which explains the “matching shoes” and the handwriting. It also explains the need to express the fact that he feels he needs to add that he “appreciates a fine looking woman” and knows what stripper shoes are – just one of the guys – Yo (insert manly handgrab with shoulder barge here)!

    This guy should just come on out, then his wife doesn’t need to be jealous of other women and sexy neighbour wife at #7 can continue to dress how the hell she likes and avoid a beating from her husband for prancing around outside in “stripper shoes”. Seriously, this isn’t a PAN this is a complete trainwreck.

    Next we hear sexy wife at #7 starts binging on high fructose corn syrup, stops showering, stops spending time outside and becomes addicted to online forums.

    Shudders…depressing stuff.

    Jun 11, 2014 at 3:55 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   santos

    This is most likely written by the wife, sure, but the REASON the wife is writing it is because her hubby won’t shut up about how hot the neighbor is. It’s OK to say “such and such is attractive” but to stare at them out the window when they’re in their yard, that’s getting to the creepy point, for sure.

    Jun 11, 2014 at 11:14 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   ramentastic

    I’m surprised at how many people are gender stereotyping handwriting … I’ve seen men write in a “feminine” way. I’ve seen women with “manly” chicken scratch. It wasn’t that long ago that fancy cursive was the norm for both sexes.

    Just saying.

    Jun 11, 2014 at 11:20 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   The Elf

      I understand what you’re saying, and I’m a woman with “manly” handwriting myself. Well, more like “uncoordinated chicken scratch” or possibly “toddler holding crayon in fist” handwriting, but it has none of the loops and evenness typically associated with “feminine” handwriting.

      But the fact is, there’s a definite trend with gender and handwriting. It’s by no means all-encompassing. When dealing with 50% of the entire population, I can’t think of anything does define 100% of that group. Not even chromosones, once we figure in gender identity! But you can identify a trend and in tests the general public can identify the gender of the person who wrote a given sample correctly more often than not. Feminine handwriting tends to be neater, loopier, and more even than masculine handwriting. The note above is printed, eliminating many possibilities for loops, but it is neat and even. Word choice also factors in, as women tend to speak more in terms of relationships and less in terms of absolutes. This PAN is definitely relationship-y.

      So while we cannot say for sure, I think we can take a good guess that the notewriter may not be who he/she says he/she is. Besides, it’s fun to imagine the various ways this “not creepy” note came to be.

      Jun 12, 2014 at 6:55 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   Tesselara

      YES!

      Jun 12, 2014 at 9:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.3   Lab dude

      Unless the husband purportedly writing the note is *really* good friends with the male neighbor, I’m guessing this was written by the wife, possibly with the intent of getting her husband an ass-whupping.
      Anybody living on a military installation knows that talking about your neighbor’s wife in those terms and alluding to specific outfits & footwear not generally visible is a potential ticket for an epic beat-down, creepy or not. At the very least, I’d expect Mr. #7 to come calling to have a word with Mr. NW.
      At least it was like that when I was in.

      Jun 13, 2014 at 12:25 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.4   notolaf

      You must now validate your assertion with personal anecdotes.

      Jun 18, 2014 at 9:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   kermit

    Aren’t they draconian about rules of conduct and everything on military installations, though?

    I mean since you’re technically on army property, and not your own house, don’t they run just about every aspect of your life, spouse or not?

    Jun 14, 2014 at 3:19 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Squilax

    That does *not* look like a dude’s writing, in the least.

    Jun 14, 2014 at 9:25 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   Gingerbread Grant

      My first thought.
      I’m 90% sure a woman wrote that.

      Jun 14, 2014 at 5:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   NeenerBeeners

    If you must convince everyone your not a creeper by saying you aren’t then you probably are…..just sayin’ you let the rest of the note speak for itself.

    Jun 17, 2014 at 1:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   NeenerBeeners

    If you must convince everyone your not a creeper by saying you aren’t then you probably are…..just sayin’ you let the rest of the note speak for itself. Plus misc creepy stain in the corner of the note….

    Jun 17, 2014 at 1:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   notolaf

    Given the pink shoes touch – I’d say call the cops.

    Jun 18, 2014 at 9:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   Michelle Sandoval

    Total creepiness! But then again, I’m just jealous. If one of my male neighbors wrote that note for my husband, it would read something like, “Can’t you get her to do something with her hair?” Or “Tell her the cutoffs would be hot if there wasn’t a mustard stain on the left butt cheek.”

    Jun 24, 2014 at 9:57 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   SkippyMom

    This is SO written by a woman. No doubt. First – I have never seen a man with hand writing [print] that legible and clean.

    The wife is clearly peeved that her husband finds other military wife sexy and has made numerous comments regarding her clothing and shoes, not having noticed herself [hence the vague reference to "pink thing"] but tried to outwit them all by playing the “buddy” card.

    I don’t know what else to make of it, but? I don’t blame the pink stripped shoe wearing hottie wife for wearing sweats out of the house, even if the other couple was “kidding”.

    Seriously – the handwriting gives this away.

    Aug 1, 2014 at 12:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Helene

    That handwriting looks EXACTLY like my ex-boyfriend’s, so it could certainly be male handwriting. Also the pink thing with the string? That did not strike me as a fashion-conscious thing to say.

    Oct 4, 2014 at 3:47 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Susan

    Definitely a guy writing this. And no wonder the poor woman is creeped out. I definitely would be too…it is a creepy person that wrote it! Also, the knowledge of the shoes shows it’s someone they know. Terrible!

    Oct 27, 2014 at 1:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up