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To the person who had corn for dinner last night

June 24th, 2014 · 47 comments

Although John in Oklahoma City is used to the office bathroom being papered with commentary from his coworkers, he found the imagery of this note to be…especially vivid.

related: A diarrhea only toilet?

FILED UNDER: office · Oklahoma · shit · toilet

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#1 Maitri Bath & Body

Um, did someone grab someone else’s undigested corn poo out of the toilet and stick it on a sign? Did that really happen?

Jun 24, 2014 at 4:32 pm rating: 49

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- #1.1 Zichao
  
  Presuming they went and fetched some specially
  “Yo. Anyone have some corn and a roll of tape? I have to go to the bathroom.”
  
  Jun 24, 2014 at 4:37 pm rating: 26
- #1.2 Lita
  
  I was wondering the same thing…ew.
  
  Jun 24, 2014 at 7:17 pm rating: 4
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#2 Havingfitz

That corn was fu…no, sorry. I can’t. I just can’t.

Jun 24, 2014 at 5:01 pm rating: 33

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#3 TGIF

I like the steam marks coming off the corn. Nice touch.

Jun 24, 2014 at 5:05 pm rating: 42

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- #3.1 Stupid Flanders
  
  I enjoyed the steam marks as well. I admire the dedication to the artistic aspect of the this note.
  
  Jun 24, 2014 at 6:27 pm rating: 15
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#4 Megdwalker

As my encore, I’d load up on asparagus and leave a #1 in there!

Jun 24, 2014 at 7:02 pm rating: 20

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- #4.1 The Elf
  
  Imagine what he’d tape to that note for demonstration.
  
  Jun 25, 2014 at 12:59 pm rating: 3
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#5 Lita

At least it was only corn. It could have been beans. While they digest into something much less recognizable, ain’t no one gonna stick around long enough to see with that smell.

Jun 24, 2014 at 7:18 pm rating: 4

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#6 kermit

If I leave a note requesting that people flush the toilet, they will ignore it.

But if I attach some excrement-laden pieces of corn to it, they’ll definitely pay attention and obey the note and not think me insane at all!

Jun 24, 2014 at 7:29 pm rating: 45

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#7 assiveProgressive

This is what happens when Clarence Birdseye challenges the Jolly Green Giant in cornhole.

Jun 24, 2014 at 11:17 pm rating: 4

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#8 Scotty

Yep, corn does not really digest. Get over it!

Jun 25, 2014 at 12:36 am rating: 1

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- #8.1 The Elf
  
  Yep, toilet does not really flush unless you pull the lever. Get over it and flush my mess for me!
  
  Jun 25, 2014 at 1:00 pm rating: 7
- #8.2 Seanette
  
  Chewing one’s food helps digestion tremendously. If you’re simply gulping it whole, then yeah, a lot’s going to pass through.
  
  Jun 25, 2014 at 2:42 pm rating: 7
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#9 Scotty

Yep, corn does not digest, really. Get over it!

Jun 25, 2014 at 12:37 am rating: 0

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#10 TRT

Jeez. Someone’s got a cob up their arse.

Jun 25, 2014 at 4:00 am rating: 5

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#11 Kasaba

Reading this in my lunch break. Hmmmm.

Jun 25, 2014 at 6:23 am rating: 2

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#12 Lil'

Since you can’t count on him to flush it down, does that make him a corn flake?

Jun 25, 2014 at 8:52 am rating: 13

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- #12.1 The Elf
  
  That comment was corny.
  
  Jun 25, 2014 at 1:01 pm rating: 4
- #12.2 Lil'
  
  Aww shucks!
  
  Jun 25, 2014 at 2:30 pm rating: 7
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#13 underwatervulcan

Don’t worry – that wasn’t from LAST night…

Jun 25, 2014 at 10:31 am rating: 2

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#14 Poopy Pants

“for all to see”…..huh? How many people go poop with note writer?

Jun 25, 2014 at 11:01 am rating: 4

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- #14.1 assiveProgressive
  
  Who the hell really STARES at that which has not been flushed. Sheesh. Flush it and STFU.
  
  Jun 25, 2014 at 5:24 pm rating: 4
- #14.2 The Elf
  
  It’s like a trainwreck. You can’t help but look.
  
  Jun 27, 2014 at 7:06 am rating: 2
- #14.3 kermit
  
  The most impressive/disturbing toilet remnant I’ve seen was a turd the size of a huge loaf of bread – which obviously was not flush-able.
  
  The woman who produced that must have been some Amazonian-sized marvel because otherwise somebody’s bumhole must have literally been torn asunder. (And yes, Jami you guessed it, this was at a library bathroom).
  
  Jun 27, 2014 at 12:44 pm rating: 6
- #14.4 assiveProgressive
  
  um, geez, I don’t want to know what maintenance person was responsible for slicing it up and getting it through the city sewer system
  
  Jun 27, 2014 at 2:23 pm rating: 0
- #14.5 Belaani
  
  Maybe he’s into groop poops.
  
  Jun 29, 2014 at 3:16 pm rating: 0
- #14.6 kermit
  
  You mean goops? I thought only Gwyneth Paltrow was into that.
  
  Jun 29, 2014 at 6:59 pm rating: 1
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#15 kaetra

If he’s posting the note in the bathroom that is getting corned, how is his note “not getting to the right dumpers”? Assuming the dumpers do come from another floor in the building, wouldn’t they see the note when the come to soil said toilet with their piles of corn shame?

Jun 25, 2014 at 11:37 am rating: 18

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- #15.1 The Elf
  
  Oh I think we can reasonably assume that the corn dumpers have no shame.
  
  Jun 25, 2014 at 1:01 pm rating: 16
- #15.2 Godiva
  
  The dumpers probably prefer not to stink up the restroom on their own floor. Also, it makes them “anonymous” because there’s never a chance of a co-worker entering the restroom after them, they assume.
  
  I wish that all bathrooms were stocked with toilet perfume. It makes crap not stink as badly, just spray it in the bowl before dropping a bomb. This wouldn’t solve the problem of people who lack the ability to flush a toilet, however.
  
  Jul 8, 2014 at 2:33 pm rating: 0
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#16 Lita

I can’t believe this only JUST came to me – but clearly we’re dealing with children of the corn.

Jun 25, 2014 at 6:08 pm rating: 8

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- #16.1 kermit
  
  Don’t beat yourself up over it, Lita. It’s hard to pop kernels of wisdom on such a germane matter.
  
  Jun 25, 2014 at 8:32 pm rating: 6
- #16.2 assiveProgressive
  
  But don’t worry, we’re all ears, because you amaize us.
  
  Jun 25, 2014 at 11:50 pm rating: 8
- #16.3 TKD
  
  I should stop rating up Lita’s pun threads. She might accuse me of stalking.
  
  Jun 26, 2014 at 7:54 am rating: 5
- #16.4 buni
  
  First cows, now corn. What else does Old MacDonald have on his farm?
  
  Jun 26, 2014 at 8:22 am rating: 3
- #16.5 Lita
  
  Aw, TKD. Don’t leaf me alone! I like your uprates.
  
  (really – it’s good to know this useless pun talent of mine is appreciated!)
  
  Jun 26, 2014 at 8:29 am rating: 2
- #16.6 kermit
  
  It’s not useless at all, if you are enterprising enough.
  
  There is at least one pun competition in the US. If you want a job as a greeting card writer, ad copy writer or headline editor for publications, I bet those kinds of competitions are crawling with recruiters.
  
  Jun 26, 2014 at 6:15 pm rating: 1
- #16.7 assiveProgressive
  
  Don’t let anyone pooh-pooh your efforts. You are really making a splash.
  
  Jun 26, 2014 at 8:58 pm rating: 4
- #16.8 Lita
  
  Well, I was going to refrain from more puns, but I guess I’ll take the plunge…we’re all circling the drain anyway!
  
  I’d love to, Kermit, but as punny as I can be…I’m positive I’m not that good. I’m so positive that I’m an ion.
  
  Jun 26, 2014 at 10:38 pm rating: 4
- #16.9 TKD
  
  Not to get all negative on you Lita, but if you were positive, you would be a cation, not an ion
  
  Keep them coming because you are like the guy who cut off his left hand.
  
  Jun 27, 2014 at 11:02 am rating: 2
- #16.10 kermit
  
  Above all, she’s a free radical!
  
  I’m sorry, I’ll get my coat.
  
  Jun 27, 2014 at 12:39 pm rating: 1
- #16.11 TKD
  
  Be careful Kermit, it’s amino world out there
  
  Cows to corn and now chemistry. It seems we are working our way backwards through the pun alphabet.
  
  Jun 27, 2014 at 1:34 pm rating: 2
- #16.12 Lita
  
  Aiee! You’re right, TKD, I don’t know why I was thinking ion. Well, in any case, thank you for the kind reaction.
  
  Boo, Kermit. Boo. I should tell you to be less liberal with the puns.
  
  Jun 27, 2014 at 2:01 pm rating: 1
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#17 The Elf

Today’s advertisement is cracking me up: “Gotugo, nature calls. Let us service your special day.”

Corn costs extra.

Jun 26, 2014 at 9:33 am rating: 1

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#18 Good Habits (@GoodHabits5)

Google pay 97$ per hour my last pay check was $8500 working 1o hours a week online. My younger brother friend has been averaging 12k for months now and he works about 22 hours a week. I cant believe how easy it was once I tried it out. This is wha I do……

➜➜➜➜ ＷＷＷ.WORKJUG.ＣＯＭ

Jun 28, 2014 at 9:27 am rating: 0

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#19 DougiePassiveAggressive

I wonder if people who write long notes that begin with “You must have a lot of free time on your hands…” ever stop half way through and realize what they’ve just done?

Irony can be so ironic sometimes.

Oct 8, 2014 at 5:08 pm rating: 1

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