Although John in Oklahoma City is used to the office bathroom being papered with commentary from his coworkers, he found the imagery of this note to be…especially vivid.
related: A diarrhea only toilet?
Although John in Oklahoma City is used to the office bathroom being papered with commentary from his coworkers, he found the imagery of this note to be…especially vivid.
related: A diarrhea only toilet?
FILED UNDER: office · Oklahoma · shit · toilet
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47 responses so far ↓
#1
Maitri Bath & Body
Um, did someone grab someone else’s undigested corn poo out of the toilet and stick it on a sign? Did that really happen?
Jun 24, 2014 at 4:32 pm rating: 91
#2
Havingfitz
That corn was fu…no, sorry. I can’t. I just can’t.
Jun 24, 2014 at 5:01 pm rating: 90
#3
TGIF
I like the steam marks coming off the corn. Nice touch.
Jun 24, 2014 at 5:05 pm rating: 90
#4
Megdwalker
As my encore, I’d load up on asparagus and leave a #1 in there!
Jun 24, 2014 at 7:02 pm rating: 90
#5
Lita
At least it was only corn. It could have been beans. While they digest into something much less recognizable, ain’t no one gonna stick around long enough to see with that smell.
Jun 24, 2014 at 7:18 pm rating: 90
#6
kermit
If I leave a note requesting that people flush the toilet, they will ignore it.
But if I attach some excrement-laden pieces of corn to it, they’ll definitely pay attention and obey the note and not think me insane at all!
Jun 24, 2014 at 7:29 pm rating: 90
#7
assiveProgressive
This is what happens when Clarence Birdseye challenges the Jolly Green Giant in cornhole.
Jun 24, 2014 at 11:17 pm rating: 90
#8
Scotty
Yep, corn does not really digest. Get over it!
Jun 25, 2014 at 12:36 am rating: 90
#9
Scotty
Yep, corn does not digest, really. Get over it!
Jun 25, 2014 at 12:37 am rating: 90
#10
TRT
Jeez. Someone’s got a cob up their arse.
Jun 25, 2014 at 4:00 am rating: 90
#11
Kasaba
Reading this in my lunch break. Hmmmm.
Jun 25, 2014 at 6:23 am rating: 90
#12
Lil'
Since you can’t count on him to flush it down, does that make him a corn flake?
Jun 25, 2014 at 8:52 am rating: 90
#13
underwatervulcan
Don’t worry – that wasn’t from LAST night…
Jun 25, 2014 at 10:31 am rating: 90
#14
Poopy Pants
“for all to see”…..huh? How many people go poop with note writer?
Jun 25, 2014 at 11:01 am rating: 90
#15
kaetra
If he’s posting the note in the bathroom that is getting corned, how is his note “not getting to the right dumpers”? Assuming the dumpers do come from another floor in the building, wouldn’t they see the note when the come to soil said toilet with their piles of corn shame?
Jun 25, 2014 at 11:37 am rating: 90
#16
Lita
I can’t believe this only JUST came to me – but clearly we’re dealing with children of the corn.
Jun 25, 2014 at 6:08 pm rating: 90
#17
The Elf
Today’s advertisement is cracking me up: “Gotugo, nature calls. Let us service your special day.”
Corn costs extra.
Jun 26, 2014 at 9:33 am rating: 90
#18
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Jun 28, 2014 at 9:27 am rating: 90
#19
DougiePassiveAggressive
I wonder if people who write long notes that begin with “You must have a lot of free time on your hands…” ever stop half way through and realize what they’ve just done?
Irony can be so ironic sometimes.
Oct 8, 2014 at 5:08 pm rating: 90
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