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Let’s split!

August 19th, 2014 · 31 comments

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And on the inside…

sad banana

Seriously, what are you waiting for?

Let's split!


(Thanks to Josh in Vancouver and John in NYC for submitting!)

related: Yes, we have no inflatable bananas

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31 responses so far ↓

  • #1   H for Toy

    Bananas UNITE!

    Aug 20, 2014 at 6:31 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   amanda

      Bananas SPLIT!

      Sep 8, 2014 at 8:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #2   kaetra

    Freegan fodder.

    Aug 20, 2014 at 7:32 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #3   Underwatervulcan

    Is this one going to make the P.A. Notes book ??? I think not.

    Aug 20, 2014 at 8:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #4   buni

    That first banana looks delicious. The last two would be good for making banana bread.

    Aug 20, 2014 at 10:48 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

  • #5   L

    Banana bread time!

    I can barely eat bananas that are super yellow. I prefer them a little green over that.

    Aug 20, 2014 at 10:58 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   labdude

      Back in my high school days, when I worked at the local ice-cream shop, I was inclined to toss out the really nasty black ones, until I got chastised for it. It turns out there was one particular customer who would appear regularly, once a week, and ask for a banana split and specify the nastiest black bananas we had, and someone had developed the habit of saving them for him. He used to say “if you can’t squeeze it out like toothpaste, it’s not ripe enough yet”

      Aug 20, 2014 at 3:40 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #5.2   L

      That is disgusting oh my god.

      Aug 24, 2014 at 10:28 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #6   H for Toy

    Wow. Comment section is slow… Maybe if these were outdoor bananas, they’d be healthier and people would be more interested in eating them.

    Aug 20, 2014 at 11:59 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   pooham

      In the meantime here are some banana tidbits for you:

      * I heard that cutting off the stems or wrapping the stems in aluminum foil helps the bananas keep longer.
      * You can take a needle/pin, stick it thru the banana skin and slice the banana from the inside. Then you will have a pre-sliced banana upon peeling.
      * I used to write my kids notes on bananas I would pack in their lunches. Or sometimes I would just draw a picture.
      * Some people claim it is easier to peel a banana from the end opposite of the stem.
      * I think bananas are supposed to help muscles keep from cramping.
      * Although bananas are supposed to be so good for you, I rarely eat them.

      Aug 20, 2014 at 2:27 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #6.2   H for Toy

      Pre-slicing a banana and not telling someone sounds like a fun idea.

      Aug 20, 2014 at 2:56 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #6.3   poopypants

      It’s way way harder than it sounds. I’m actually not sure it’s possible having tried it myself. Maybe if it was REALLY ripe like those gross toothpaste bananas mentioned above?

      Aug 20, 2014 at 7:10 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #6.4   pooham

      I’ve done it before. It was easy and the banana was firm. At least that’s how I remember it. I think I will try again, just to see. :)

      Aug 21, 2014 at 1:02 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #6.5   Lita bang

      Are you sure it wasn’t firm and the banana easy, pooham? :P

      Aug 21, 2014 at 2:15 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #6.6   pooham

      Oh my.

      Aug 21, 2014 at 3:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #6.7   L

      Bananas have potassium. That’s why they can help with muscle cramps.

      *was fed way too many bananas as a child for “growing pains”*

      Aug 24, 2014 at 10:30 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #7   Susan

    They just aren’t a peeling.

    Aug 20, 2014 at 12:06 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

  • #8   Jami

    Maybe they didn’t pray to their goddess Chiquita Banana hard enough?

    Aug 20, 2014 at 12:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #9   deepstick

    I’m not gonna fall for no banana in my tailpipe.

    Aug 20, 2014 at 2:09 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #10   Lita bang

    They’ve gone bananas.

    Aug 20, 2014 at 5:55 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #11   Jami

    I am Groot!

    Sorry, saw it last week and just – I love Groot. I need more Groot in my life. Especially dancing baby Groot.

    And there’s not much you can say about Passive Aggressive Bananas.

    But bananas come from trees and Groot is a sentient alien tree person so –

    I AM GROOT!!!!!!!!!!!

    Aug 20, 2014 at 8:40 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #12   assiveProgressive

    Those nasty bananas need to split. We recently discovered that horses like to eat bananas, peels and all.

    Aug 20, 2014 at 11:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #13   sunshynegrll

    That first banana’s night as guest host on Stuart Smalley’s Daily Affirmations was an abysmal failure.

    Aug 21, 2014 at 12:43 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #14   assiveProgressive

    “That banana shaped object, ain’t no banana, it’s a bright yellow UFO. And it’s coming to get me, here I go…” Ape noises ensue.

    Aug 21, 2014 at 7:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #15   Lil'

    A banana and an “eat me” sign…there’s a joke there somewhere.

    Aug 21, 2014 at 10:00 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Lita bang

      Oo er, Lil. ;)

      Aug 21, 2014 at 2:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #16   My name is Princess!

    Maybe they’d feel better if they wore pajamas.

    Aug 21, 2014 at 2:59 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Lita bang

      And coming down the stairs in pairs?

      Aug 21, 2014 at 5:32 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #16.2   Jami

      *starts humming, stops, glares* I hate you both so much right now. Cheese and whiskers!

      Aug 21, 2014 at 8:16 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #17   havingfitz

    I feel your pain, Banana. No one is willing to eat me either…

    Aug 25, 2014 at 1:25 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #18   pinoy

    I eat one banana a day. Good for the muscles!

    Sep 11, 2014 at 8:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up


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