Up next, on Bananas with Low Self-Esteem…
And on the inside…
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(Thanks to Josh in Vancouver and John in NYC for submitting!)
related: Yes, we have no inflatable bananas
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H for Toy
Aug 20, 2014 at 6:31 am rating: 6
Sep 8, 2014 at 8:47 pm rating: 1
Aug 20, 2014 at 7:32 am rating: 2
Is this one going to make the P.A. Notes book ??? I think not.
Aug 20, 2014 at 8:58 am rating: 1
That first banana looks delicious. The last two would be good for making banana bread.
Aug 20, 2014 at 10:48 am rating: 7
Banana bread time!
I can barely eat bananas that are super yellow. I prefer them a little green over that.
Aug 20, 2014 at 10:58 am rating: 9
Back in my high school days, when I worked at the local ice-cream shop, I was inclined to toss out the really nasty black ones, until I got chastised for it. It turns out there was one particular customer who would appear regularly, once a week, and ask for a banana split and specify the nastiest black bananas we had, and someone had developed the habit of saving them for him. He used to say “if you can’t squeeze it out like toothpaste, it’s not ripe enough yet”
Aug 20, 2014 at 3:40 pm rating: 10
That is disgusting oh my god.
Aug 24, 2014 at 10:28 am rating: 0
H for Toy
Wow. Comment section is slow… Maybe if these were outdoor bananas, they’d be healthier and people would be more interested in eating them.
Aug 20, 2014 at 11:59 am rating: 22
In the meantime here are some banana tidbits for you:
* I heard that cutting off the stems or wrapping the stems in aluminum foil helps the bananas keep longer.
* You can take a needle/pin, stick it thru the banana skin and slice the banana from the inside. Then you will have a pre-sliced banana upon peeling.
* I used to write my kids notes on bananas I would pack in their lunches. Or sometimes I would just draw a picture.
* Some people claim it is easier to peel a banana from the end opposite of the stem.
* I think bananas are supposed to help muscles keep from cramping.
* Although bananas are supposed to be so good for you, I rarely eat them.
Aug 20, 2014 at 2:27 pm rating: 4
H for Toy
Pre-slicing a banana and not telling someone sounds like a fun idea.
Aug 20, 2014 at 2:56 pm rating: 19
It’s way way harder than it sounds. I’m actually not sure it’s possible having tried it myself. Maybe if it was REALLY ripe like those gross toothpaste bananas mentioned above?
Aug 20, 2014 at 7:10 pm rating: 1
I’ve done it before. It was easy and the banana was firm. At least that’s how I remember it. I think I will try again, just to see.
Aug 21, 2014 at 1:02 pm rating: 2
Are you sure it wasn’t firm and the banana easy, pooham?
Aug 21, 2014 at 2:15 pm rating: 4
Aug 21, 2014 at 3:05 pm rating: 1
Bananas have potassium. That’s why they can help with muscle cramps.
*was fed way too many bananas as a child for “growing pains”*
Aug 24, 2014 at 10:30 am rating: 1
They just aren’t a peeling.
Aug 20, 2014 at 12:06 pm rating: 17
Maybe they didn’t pray to their goddess Chiquita Banana hard enough?
Aug 20, 2014 at 12:42 pm rating: 2
I’m not gonna fall for no banana in my tailpipe.
Aug 20, 2014 at 2:09 pm rating: 3
They’ve gone bananas.
Aug 20, 2014 at 5:55 pm rating: 1
I am Groot!
Sorry, saw it last week and just – I love Groot. I need more Groot in my life. Especially dancing baby Groot.
And there’s not much you can say about Passive Aggressive Bananas.
But bananas come from trees and Groot is a sentient alien tree person so –
I AM GROOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 20, 2014 at 8:40 pm rating: 7
Those nasty bananas need to split. We recently discovered that horses like to eat bananas, peels and all.
Aug 20, 2014 at 11:43 pm rating: 2
That first banana’s night as guest host on Stuart Smalley’s Daily Affirmations was an abysmal failure.
Aug 21, 2014 at 12:43 am rating: 0
“That banana shaped object, ain’t no banana, it’s a bright yellow UFO. And it’s coming to get me, here I go…” Ape noises ensue.
Aug 21, 2014 at 7:33 am rating: 0
A banana and an “eat me” sign…there’s a joke there somewhere.
Aug 21, 2014 at 10:00 am rating: 3
Oo er, Lil.
Aug 21, 2014 at 2:16 pm rating: 1
My name is Princess!
Maybe they’d feel better if they wore pajamas.
Aug 21, 2014 at 2:59 pm rating: 8
And coming down the stairs in pairs?
Aug 21, 2014 at 5:32 pm rating: 7
*starts humming, stops, glares* I hate you both so much right now. Cheese and whiskers!
Aug 21, 2014 at 8:16 pm rating: 6
I feel your pain, Banana. No one is willing to eat me either…
Aug 25, 2014 at 1:25 am rating: 3
I eat one banana a day. Good for the muscles!
Sep 11, 2014 at 8:36 pm rating: 1
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