Scott in Cincinnati says this is merely the latest notice he’s seen posted at his father-in-law’s cab company.
related: I’m detecting a foul odor coming from your general direction.
Scott in Cincinnati says this is merely the latest notice he’s seen posted at his father-in-law’s cab company.
related: I’m detecting a foul odor coming from your general direction.
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#1
Belaani
On the other hand, who expects a cab to smell like the fitting room in a bridal salon?
Sep 1, 2014 at 5:28 pm rating: 90
#2
Poltergeist
I was under the impression that sweaty tank tops and a lack of deodorant were a part of the strictly enforced cab driver dress code.
Sep 1, 2014 at 5:35 pm rating: 90
#3
L
You know, I’m not a cab driver, but I’m gonna smell a lot worse if I’m sweating through a long-sleeved shirt than chilling in a nice cool T-shirt.
Sep 1, 2014 at 6:57 pm rating: 90
#4
Jami
Antiperspirant is your friend, people. And the friend of everyone’s noses. After all, BO does NOT stand for “Beautiful Odor.”
Sep 1, 2014 at 10:44 pm rating: 90
#5
assiveProgressive
Is the air conditioning broken? Hey, maybe drivers should shave their pits, too.
Sep 1, 2014 at 11:57 pm rating: 90
#6
Kasaba
The cabs in London are pretty decent. The ones I usually take anyway. Black cabs are clean, but filthy expensive, and therefore a last resort. The cars of the local cab company I use are always immaculately clean and the drivers are well-presented immigrants, with whom I’ve had some of the most interesting/philosophical conversations ever.
Anyone who takes an unbooked minicab is a fool.
Sep 2, 2014 at 8:08 am rating: 90
#7
Tara Highman
On the bus the other day, I encountered a woman with a rather persistent… scent signature.
Fortunately, it was an end-of-the-line stop and she was exiting as we boarded. The driver allowed a few minutes with the doors open to allow the funk to dissipate. That was some rank stuff. I really felt sorry for the kid who was traveling along with her. He had no means of escape.
I am surprised I don’t encounter this more often on public transit. I guess we Austinites are an hygienic bunch.
Sep 2, 2014 at 8:43 am rating: 90
#8
Nee
Does this guy really think sleeveless ‘brings out the BO’??? It could actually lessen it – the sweat can evaporate rather than fester in cramped quarters, waiting patiently for the bacteria to come munch on it.
Sep 2, 2014 at 6:14 pm rating: 90
#9
sharon
Some folks are allergic to most deodorants and antiperspirants. Other people have medical reasons they cannot use it. There are also compelling arguments against clogging your armpits pores preventing one of the body’s natural expulsion and temperature control.
All of that hippy s*it said, maybe these guys should start with a bath and then graduate to running the cab’s A/C. Or petition their labor unions to require functioning A/C in the cabs at their next contract negotiation.
Or kill themselves. Everyone should just kill themselves.
Sep 3, 2014 at 6:33 am rating: 90
#10
kermit
If by “wet wipes” you mean just rubbing alcohol, then I agree. Not all wet wipes are like that, so you have to be really careful to read the ingredients list. The ones with Lysol (or other strong cleaner) should definitely not be used to clean anybody, let alone a six year old kid.
Also, I think it’s worth pointing out that deodorant=/= antiperspirant. Antiperspirant typically contains aluminum chlorohydrate and “prevents” you from sweating by clogging up the pores in your armpit. Deodorant masks the sweat smell and assists in evaporation by the fact that it contains (rubbing) alcohol. Deodorant can be used safely by anybody (kid or adult).
Sep 3, 2014 at 1:15 pm rating: 90
#11
Quite Contrary
My co-worker scratches her head and then sniffs it in meetings. I want to smell that less than the rank cab drivers. At least I can open a cab window.
Sep 3, 2014 at 1:34 pm rating: 90
#12
cerita pendek
it is a trivial but important note. my mother also often give such records.
Sep 6, 2014 at 1:01 pm rating: 90
#13
Karie
I suggest that anybody with hyperhydrosis(excessive sweating) shave their pits. It really does help. For me it’s mostly genetic, but the meds I take worsen it. Gender selective shaving is BS, if you have excessive sweating or bad BO–shave em–if it helps!
I am obsessive about shaving my pits because the hair allows the sweat to linger and become trapped. I’ve tried all kinds of anti-pers and deodorant, I’ve just decided to carry deodorant with me and wear breathable undershirts.\
I’ve tried the organic and natural deoderants, but they don’t work for me, or at least they don’t work for the whole day–more like 2 hours of sitting without activity. This is an embarrassing problem!
Sleeveless shirts can cut down on sweating–which lingers and then traps bacteria=stink. I wear sleeveless shirts but bring a cardigan or blazer with me and make it office appropriate.
Sep 8, 2014 at 11:57 am rating: 90
#14
rebecca
I find that generally people’s Body Odour is less about whether they shave or wear deodorant, and more about how often they wash certain articles of clothing. Or in this case, how often they detail their taxi – which is likely never. I would wager a guess that after sitting on a cloth covered chair for 12 hours a day, six days a week said chair will be rank no matter how much deodorant you wear.
Sep 8, 2014 at 2:42 pm rating: 90
#15
havingfitz
Definitely team note-writer. A few years ago I had a young female coworker who refused to wear deodorant because it ‘didn’t work on her’. She also seldom bathed and wore the same clothing every day. She sat right behind me and every time she raised her arms, a baby angel died. She would also become highly offended if anyone dared speak to her about it, saying everyone was out to get her. If one person has an issue with how you smell, yeah, that might be just someone being overly sensitive. If your entire office is saying ‘Listen, you have a a problem’, then take a hint already.
Sep 9, 2014 at 1:00 am rating: 90
#16
pinoy
This is good customer service strategy. Cab drivers must smell nice you know
Sep 11, 2014 at 8:35 pm rating: 90
#17
Ruthless
If you can’t wear pit stick, use a baking soda and water paste on your underarms, it will kill the bacteria that make the stink. Sweat doesn’t stink, the bacteria on your skin does
Sep 13, 2014 at 9:54 pm rating: 90
#18
Dr.Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff
I’m on board with the idea of sending a passive-aggressive-seeming note to everyone rather than embarrassing the specific individuals in this case.
Oct 11, 2014 at 9:58 am rating: 90
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