Something to consider the next time you consider staying at a Holiday Inn Express on your next family vacation…
When I first saw the above note on reddit, I experienced a bit of déjà vu. It took me a sec to figure out why…
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#1
havingfitz
If I ever stay at one of these I’m playing a recording of zoo animals mixed with screams of “OH YES!” and “SPANK ME LIKE THE BAD LITTLE HOLY FATHER I’VE BEEN!” Explain THAT to your kid…
Jan 23, 2015 at 9:13 am rating: 90
#2
Jami
On one hand, after my experience in which a bunch of teenagers were switching rooms, having sex, and one girl spent a couple of hours switching between having sex with other boys to begging this other guy to have sex with her, to calling that guy gay slurs every time he refused, then went back to begging him for sex and even offering to have sex with that boy’s current girlfriend as well so long as he was there, I can sympathize a bit with these people.
On the other hand – you’ve got to expect sex in a hotel when other people are around. And Autism or no, kids should start learning about sex earlier than people think cause they’ve found kids who know about it young are less likely to have it as teens and are better prepared mentally to deal with it. So maybe instead of complaining the parents shouldn’t be such prudes and told them a long time ago – “Humans have sex, this is what sex is like, and sometimes it’s super duper noisy!”
Or maybe I’m just crabby this morning and not making sense cause of a poor night’s sleep. No. Not cause of people having sex. Cause of nightmares.
Jan 23, 2015 at 9:59 am rating: 90
#3
kaetra
I don’t understand why “autism” needed to be in the note. At all.
Jan 23, 2015 at 10:24 am rating: 91
#4
James
#onlyworksontwitter
Fucking idiots.
Jan 23, 2015 at 10:59 am rating: 90
#5
Ace of Space
#WellitDoesWorkonFacebookToo
Jan 23, 2015 at 11:04 am rating: 90
#6
The Elf
Where else am I going to have my orgy?! Seriously, people have no consideration.
Jan 23, 2015 at 12:05 pm rating: 90
#7
kermit
Here’s a tradeoff that everyone can live with:
you get to have all the loud and/or weird sex you want, but your fellow hotel guests get to be equally noisy in laughing at you, mocking you and grading your bedroom performance. And they get to eat your breakfast and/or room service stuff you order.
Jan 23, 2015 at 2:54 pm rating: 90
#8
RedDelicious
It’s the fucking holiday inn. What were you expecting? Seriously? If you want a family friendly don’t scare my autistic child with loud sex hotel, you probably shouldn’t pick the cheapest one on the list when you go hotels.com searching. You get what you fucking pay for. Idiots will never understand this.
Jan 23, 2015 at 4:21 pm rating: 90
#9
Wendy Jane
Hashtags on a handwritten note? Really?
Jan 23, 2015 at 10:10 pm rating: 90
#10
Dolly
Mommy fail I guess. I have a son with autism that shares a wall EVERY night with us and that does not stop Mommy and Daddy from having loud wild sex most nights. We try to wait till they go to sleep but I am sure he has heard it. Maybe if that prude did tha at home more often, her son would not even have to ask questions about it. He would be used to it like my sons are.
Jan 24, 2015 at 7:24 am rating: 90
#11
Liz
I think the lady who mentioned autism in her note was probably just a snarky/passive agressive bitch who wanted to make those people feel bad lol this is passiveaggressivenotes.com after all
Jan 24, 2015 at 11:19 pm rating: 90
#12
phoenix
This is the only revenge us childless people can have against being woken up at 5 am by screaming kids and loud cartoons everytime we stay in cheap hotels. Seriously, I’d take listening to loud sex over spongebob any day. People having sex is part of life, letting your kids crank the volume at 5 am means you’re a jerkface.
Jan 25, 2015 at 5:45 am rating: 91
#13
beryy
until I saw the check that said $5410 , I did not believe that…my… friend woz like actualey bringing home money part time from there labtop. . there neighbor started doing this for under 16 months and just paid the dept on their place and bought a brand new Audi Quattro . try this out
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Jan 25, 2015 at 1:11 pm rating: 90
#14
Lita
By the way, totally unrelated to PANs but I know a few of you will probably be quite pleased–
Had my eye checked out in a plethora of ways on the 14th. It was impossible to tell for ~sure~ but diagnosis was about 99% sure to be a macular hemmorhage, so they went ahead and gave me an injection in the eye. Long story short, it worked – I can see through the blind spot again and it’s really got much smaller, and should reabsorb totally within a month or so.
Thanks to all who wished me luck, and let’s hope this doesn’t happen again. Though knowing me…
Jan 26, 2015 at 1:20 am rating: 90
#15
Tesselara
Hey, so I’m all over the “fake diagnoses.” As a person with a disability, who has worked FOR people with disabilities–there’s this gorgeous phenomenon that happens to people with “invisible disabilities” that I call “learned helplessness.” Basically, you can get people to do all kinds of things for you if you can reasonably (and sometimes unreasonably) claim it to be a thing you can’t do because of your disability. That said…I also teach. Autism can be mild or severe, and the kids with severe autism…well…I’d hate to have to explain to that child a new and scary (to them) thing. For some parents, this disability is a constant struggle. Can we dial back on the judgy-ness?
Jan 26, 2015 at 6:38 pm rating: 90
#16
Nigel Greeps
Autists have absolutely no business being in hotels in the first place. Keep them out of sight.
Feb 7, 2015 at 4:53 am rating: 90
#17
Nigel Greeps
Sorry, perhaps I should have put it in quotes or with a “huh” at the end or something. It’s the problem with communicating in text. You can’t always make yourself clear. I was trying to be too clever for my own good.
Lita, yes. Strange being wired up funny. I’m quite young too (19) and feel I’m still getting used to dealing with people.
I’ll try to make my humor more obvious next time.
Feb 7, 2015 at 1:07 pm rating: 90
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