This year, one Boston neighborhood tried to ban the time-honored practice of using space-savers to reserve a parking spot after shoveling it. But old habits die hard…and somewhat violently.
When it comes to space-saving, says our submitter from Boston, “I get it. I respect it!” But after two of her own “space savers” were stolen, she figured the rules were off. One night, she says, “As I was looking for open parking , I pulled into an unclaimed space, thinking, what luck! No chair in sight!” Too good to be true, it turns out. When she returned to her car, she found this. (Thoughtfully kept dry in a plastic bag, I assume.)
Meanwhile, elsewhere in Boston…
related: Shoveling and sniveling
extra credit: The social ethics of parking spot savers [wbur.org]
153 responses so far ↓
#1
havingfitz
Hmm…trying to figure out what cock-sucking has to do with taking a parking space. Does the note-writer think the driver was busy putting the choo-choo in the tunnel and didn’t notice where they were going?
Feb 24, 2015 at 11:49 am rating: 90
#2
Poltergeist
Oh god not this shit again. Look, I don’t care where you come from. Either purchase/rent your own parking space/garage or shut the hell up when somebody “steals” something that wasn’t yours to begin with.
I guess it’s a good thing I don’t live in Boston.
Feb 24, 2015 at 12:04 pm rating: 90
#3
pooham
My sister’s neighbor freaks out whenever anyone parks in front of her house. Somehow it seems that she immediately knows when this happens. It’s no sooner than I am stepping out of my car that I hear “Do you mind moving your car?” And I’ve never seen this older lady. She always speaks through a front window. We call the area in front of her house the Imaginary Friends Only parking zone.
Feb 24, 2015 at 12:53 pm rating: 90
#4
The Beast Among Us
Instead of putting a chair in the space, why not just put your car there?
Feb 24, 2015 at 1:18 pm rating: 90
#5
pooham
I don’t get how some people think that damaging someone else’s vehicle (keying/slashing tires) is an appropriate reaction to having their perceived parking space taken.
Feb 24, 2015 at 1:23 pm rating: 90
#6
Pants Go Brown
Just for clarification one could be new to Boston AND a cocksucker.
Feb 24, 2015 at 1:25 pm rating: 90
#7
Alex
In Chicago we call this “dibs” and people who do it are human garbage.
Feb 24, 2015 at 1:38 pm rating: 90
#8
RedDelicious
Digging out your car does not suddenly make the space it was in yours. So you shoveled for three hours to get your car out. It’s called winter. When it’s winter, it snows. When it snows, your car gets buried. And when your car gets buried you dig it out. But it’s just like any day of the year, regardless of your shoveling. The spot doesn’t belong to you in summer, and it doesn’t belong to you because you unfortunately had to dig your car out.
Feb 24, 2015 at 4:16 pm rating: 90
#9
fucktahd
Since when does it take 3 hours to clear a parking spot of snow?
Feb 24, 2015 at 9:20 pm rating: 90
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Feb 24, 2015 at 11:21 pm rating: 90
#11
hbc
Ah, Boston. I remember when my neighbor took a baseball bat to another neighbor’s car for being in the spot he dug out. Of course, parking “stealer” had only parked there because the spot he dug out had been occupied and Smasher’s driveway had room for all four cars they owned if they didn’t park them like morons.
There may have been alcohol involved.
Feb 25, 2015 at 2:43 am rating: 90
#12
Duuuh
The only thing this proves is that people in Boston are just the fucking worst.
Feb 25, 2015 at 12:35 pm rating: 90
#13
Roxy Random
When you have 104 inches of snow in a month, I think you’re entitled to complain about it. We’re not talking about one snowstorm here; it’s been one after the other after the other . . .
Yeah, tempers are at the breaking point. We fight over parking spaces because that’s all we can do about it. You can’t sue snow.
Feb 26, 2015 at 7:04 am rating: 90
#14
Stupid People
@Poltergeist, you are possibly the stupidest person to ever open its trap on the Internet in the history of the Internet. Do I “own” the sidewalk in front of my house? No… but I’ll sure have to pay the fine for not clearing it, as it is my RESPONSIBILITY by city ordinance to keep it clean. Option B would include 1. the daily fine until the snow either melts or I clear it and 2. getting the crap sued out of me by anyone who slips and falls because I neglected my responsibility to fulfill my obligation to clear the snow under the city ordinance. Really, Polt, you are TSTL.
Feb 26, 2015 at 10:06 am rating: 90
#15
buni
Maybe parking sucks in Boston because the entire city expects every car to take up two spaces at once – one at home and one away.
I can think of only one scenario where this type of parking-spot rage would be justified.
Imagine coming home and finding an empty parking spot that is full of snow. You know if you just barrel your car in there, you’ll get stuck, so you decide to leave your car parked temporarily somewhere else nearby while you shovel it out. After your labor, you return to your car to park it in your newly-cleaned spot only to have someone come down the street and slide into it before you have a chance to move your car. Only then, do you have a reason to use a space-saver and be justifiably pissed if someone ignores it. In this case you are cleaning the space for immediate use, not to hang around empty all day.
Feb 26, 2015 at 1:13 pm rating: 90
#16
Kasaba
The only logical thing to do, once you’ve dug your car out of the snow, is to keep on driving and never return to that spot, or Boston. Ever.
I’ve seen lock up parking spot in this city sell for £250K. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442595/At-theres-park-London-double-garage-sells-250-000–80-000-cost-average-HOUSE.html
Feb 27, 2015 at 8:02 am rating: 90
#17
kaetra
Someone steal the spot you worked so hard to clear? I say don’t opt for the note. Here’s what you do -
Call a couple buddies. Get your shovels and snow blowers, BURY that car. BURY IT IN SNOW, bury the tires especially. Then use some water to spray down the snow pack so it freezes solid.
Is it alot of work? Yes. Is it completely awesome revenge? Yes! Will that person ever steal a spot again? Chances are good the answer is No.
Feb 27, 2015 at 9:43 am rating: 90
#18
havingfitz
You know what? You morons who let your cars run around outside, especially in this kind of weather, deserve what you get. My car lives inside the house and it’s healthy and happy! You take all kinds of risks letting them roam free, not even bothering to spay or neuter them so they add to the homeless vehicle population. It’s just rude.
Feb 27, 2015 at 10:28 am rating: 90
#19
Jami
Those of you arguing if this is a law or not, if you go to the Facebook page Did You Know you’ll find a link saying that space saving has been a law since 2005 in Boston.
So there you go, it is an actual law. It might not be enforced, but it IS a law.
Feb 27, 2015 at 12:35 pm rating: 90
#20
SparkyRell
*sings* Why can’t we be friends? Why can’t we be friends?
Everyone snowed in seems to be as mad as a box of frogs, guess the only thing you can do is count the days till spring. I can understand leaving a note to vent, I just can’t fathom munting some poor bastard’s car up though.
My car’s never been snowed in, the blacktop did melt under my car and made it sink in a fair bit when I was parked on the road a couple of times.
Feb 28, 2015 at 4:51 am rating: 90
#21
juniper
How strange. I hope the poster that said that there is a mayoral order that makes the space yours for 48 hours isn’t telling the truth. That is the most absurd thing I have ever heard. How do you prove you shovelled it out? What constitutes completely shovelling it out? If you shovel it out once and it’s still snowing and someone comes along and shovels more – who then ‘owns’ it? I agree with Poltergeist – if you don’t actually have a spot you pay for – it isn’t yours. Unless for some reason, you’re holding if the few minutes it takes to move a car – it’s not yours. You don’t shovel out a spot and expect it to be there after a whole day!
I have to admit – I come from one of the snowiest areas in the country – and we don’t have these problems. Yes, it’s more rural, but there must be some real assholes in Boston.
Mar 1, 2015 at 10:04 am rating: 90
#22
j-as
If you park in a shoveled space during a snowstorm, you deserve any and everything that happens to you. Sorry, tough luck, the way it is. I don’t care if it’s legal or not.
Go park in a parking lot if the only clear space you see has a chair in it. You’re knowingly enjoying the fruits of someone else’s labor and karma comes a lot faster in wintertime.
Mar 2, 2015 at 11:53 am rating: 90
#23
Kaye
I live in South Philly, and if you take a spot that’s marked with a chair, flag, etc. they will not only key your car, they will throw a cinder block through the windshield, set fire to the interior, find out where you work and get you fired, find your family and destroy THEIR cars, and make sure that your mail never gets delivered again. Welcome to Philly. From November to March, this is Thunderdome.
Mar 3, 2015 at 9:37 am rating: 90
#24
B
I live in a very snowy area. I commuted to school for several years. I had to drive, shovel out a parking spot, move my car to park in it, then walk 12 blocks to get to the bus stop. One time, someone watched me shovel out my spot and go to get my car (I parked in someone’s driveway, they were okay with me parking there for the hour it took me to shovel, but not the 10+ hours I’d be in classes or working), and then took my spot. I walked up and told them they had 10 seconds to move their car or I’d spend the next hour shoveling every single flake of snow they just watched me shovel on top of their car, and probably add some on top of it just to spite them. They moved. Shoveling sucks, and a lot of areas don’t have anything besides street parking, and shoveling is hard work. Try living in a snowy climate and see if you still think that claiming spots is dumb.
Mar 5, 2015 at 3:15 pm rating: 90
#25
electric
I normally love the snow, I was in Boston about 3 weeks ago, no joke I saw more snow than I’ve seen in my entire lifetime, the company I work for is based in Boston, they had to shut down the office because of a power cut, they had to have generators for electricity, good news for me on the day I didn’t have work.
Mar 8, 2015 at 8:34 am rating: 90
#26
bestdualfueldeal
In 2015 I went to Boston and the electricity was cut in the hotel I stayed in, the best deal was that there was a gas heater in the room so i was able to use that .
May 3, 2015 at 10:18 am rating: 90
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