Writes our anonymous submitter: “After a year of passive-aggressive and straight-up rude behavior, my roommate left me this card to sum up just how wonderful of a person she is. Safe to say we won’t be bunking together again next year?”
related: Oh, gaufre yourself.
35 responses so far ↓
#1
lulz
stfu
Apr 25, 2015 at 9:29 pm rating: 90
#2
Dani
Lots of apostrophes in that note…unfortunately, none of them are in the one place an apostrophe is actually required…IM? ☺
Apr 25, 2015 at 9:29 pm rating: 90
#3
Roto13
Like, I get that there are two sides to every story, but how messed up do you have to be to go out of your way to be this bitchy? To actually go out and buy a card?
Apr 25, 2015 at 9:51 pm rating: 90
#4
P
Roto13, unless I’M the one mistaken, I think you missed the intention behind this one. She wasn’t actually being passive aggressive. She was being sincere. She just didn’t foresee how her quotation marks would make it look like a pass-agg card. (Yes, I think it belongs here anyway. It’s amazing how some ppl use punctuation, even though they presumably learnt it the same way we all did.)
Apr 25, 2015 at 11:04 pm rating: 90
#5
Juniper
Now that’s a card that needs back story. Because the stories this person must be able to tell about just how rude and PA this person is must be legend.
Apr 26, 2015 at 8:52 am rating: 90
#6
TRT
Air quotes lead to broken fingers.
Apr 27, 2015 at 4:16 am rating: 90
#7
Roxy Random
I had never heard of using quotation marks for emphasis before Weird Al mentioned it in “Word Crimes.” This is a thing? In my day, we had something called an “underline” which did the same job but was less likely to confuse people.
Apr 27, 2015 at 7:10 am rating: 90
#8
The Elf
After a “year” of “passive-aggressive” and straight-up “rude” “behavior”, my “roommate” left me this “card” to sum up just how “wonderful” of a “person” she is. Safe to say we won’t be “bunking together” again next “year”?
Apr 27, 2015 at 8:26 am rating: 90
#9
kaetra
I’m confused by PS: IM FREE
Apr 27, 2015 at 8:53 am rating: 90
#10
Lita
‘I’ ‘don’t’ ‘know’ ‘what’s’ ‘going’ ‘on’ ‘here’.
Apr 27, 2015 at 5:12 pm rating: 90
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