Writes Libby in Green Bay, Wisconsin: “In my office, about 100 people share one communal fridge. One person has been bringing a gallon of milk for months and completely ignoring how much room it takes up. Apparently, someone had had enough of their inconsiderate nonsense.”
After all, the considerate Wisconsinite would just hitch his dairy
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cow up in the breakroom like everyone else.
UPDATE: The office dairy lover responds!
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51 responses so far ↓
#1
wright1
Lactose intolerance taken to the next level.
May 19, 2015 at 5:58 pm rating: 90
#2
Lita
Perhaps because this notewriter already HAD a cow?
May 19, 2015 at 8:05 pm rating: 91
#3
The Elf
Was it on the milk jug? I hope so.
May 20, 2015 at 7:38 am rating: 90
#4
The Elf
Was it on the milk jug? I hope so.
May 20, 2015 at 7:38 am rating: 90
#5
The Elf
I don’t normally approve of the PAN workplace note, but this one had me laughing. The way it was just dashed off on a post-it, the biting sarcasm, all points to weeks, maybe even months, of attempting to fit a lunch bag into the crowded fridge and staring hate at the gallon jug. Then one day, it all came to a head and Midwest nice flew out the window.
Bring in a tupperware of milk like everyone else, buddy.
May 20, 2015 at 7:45 am rating: 90
#6
Amy in Toronto
In my office, we share a tiny communal bar-fridge in the kitchenette. I buy cream for my coffee and write my name on the cap and leave it on the door shelf. Invariably, the carton is always done by the week’s end and I don’t use but a couple tablespoons for each cup of coffee (and I max at 2/day). I don’t mind others using my creamer, but I’d really like it if they ask first and then offer to replace the carton every once in a while. It’s getting expensive. I’m thinking of pouring all the cream into my opaque water bottle and leaving THAT in the fridge, so the creamer thieves leave it alone.
Or maybe instead of my name on the cap, I write something PA.. and appropriately shaming?
May 20, 2015 at 9:07 am rating: 90
#7
Dane Zeller
I attribute these notes to the dreary lives of office workers whose excitement in their lonely cubicles is limited to passing moments of righteous outrage.
Think of the enormous pleasure they get during the winter when someone leaves an extra sweater on the coat tree, denying them of the their rightful space to hang their parka. I can hear the eyes roll now.
May 20, 2015 at 11:52 am rating: 90
#8
Jami
There’s four people in our house. Unless we’re doing a lot of baking we barely go through a half gallon of milk before the expiration.
I realize everyone is different and maybe this person is making protein shakes for every meal, but who goes through a whole gallon of milk by themselves?!
May 20, 2015 at 12:11 pm rating: 90
#9
Nony
Drinking warm (and unpasteurized) milk while trying to do productive work is a fantastic idea!
May 20, 2015 at 1:03 pm rating: 90
#10
Brian H
As a boss I’d just get rid of the fridge and board up the kitchen area. Any business that has those things is asking for the inevitable drama that comes with it.
May 20, 2015 at 2:05 pm rating: 90
#11
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May 21, 2015 at 11:50 pm rating: 90
#12
SilentPsycho
The more I read about other workplaces, the more thankful I am that my workplaces are relatively sane. I don’t drink tea or coffee, but in one workplace everyone places some change in a jar whenever they use supplies like tea or milk, and new stuff is bought from that, and in the other management supplies fresh tea/coffee/milk whenever supplies run out. Cuts down on stuff like this a bit.
May 22, 2015 at 10:31 am rating: 90
#13
JesusLostToCthulhu
That milk was f%@*&ing delicious!
May 26, 2015 at 11:22 am rating: 90
#14
Cami
This goes along with dieters, reformed smokers, sugar free, wheat free, vegans…Look just because you can’t, won’t or just don’t want to partake in dairy products, eat junk, smoke, drink etc this is America…we can all do, eat ,drink whatever we want.
Jun 11, 2015 at 5:33 pm rating: 90
#15
assiveProgressive
ha ha love the cow!
Jun 13, 2015 at 11:06 am rating: 90
#16
PixieWitch
a better response would have been: “I would, but your mother is busy”
Jun 17, 2015 at 10:48 am rating: 90
#17
bigoldgeek
No one is going to mention the big jug of Caesar Dressing, arguably much less useful per unit of volume than milk?
Jan 5, 2016 at 1:22 pm rating: 92
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