Questionably moist bills

June 8th, 2015 · 82 comments

Summer’s here! And you know what that means…. Due to rising summer temperatures, we will NOT be accepting boob or sock money. Questionably moist bills are subject to denial. We're sorry, but it's gross.

(via reddit) Meanwhile, our submitter Ellen spotted this one at a drive-through daiquiri-store in Louisiana. “Apparently, you can buy everclear in a Styrofoam cup at 11 am without leaving your car, just you can’t pay for it with boob money.” Due to sanitary reasons. We will not and cannot accept money that comes out of a bra. related: Elevator nose grease. It’s a thing, apparently.

FILED UNDER: money · retail hell · that's disgusting · that's unsanitary


82 responses so far ↓

  • #1   kjordan

    How about if they just pay with boobs?

    Jun 8, 2015 at 5:19 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   TRT

      That’ll be $9.95…

      And here’s your nipple back.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 8:58 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Jami

    Again, I’ll see your boob money and raise you ball sack money.

    At least boob money, unless it’s from a nursing woman, is only wet from sweat.

    I’ve had to handle money that came out of a guy’s boxer shorts and had to have been tucked under his balls or the crack of his legs or tangled in his pubic hair. I’m sure there was more than sweat making them moist.

    Jun 8, 2015 at 6:06 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   The Beast Among Us

      How did it smell?

      Jun 10, 2015 at 10:54 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   Haterade

      Um… o_O

      My favorite letter of the alphabet has always been “Y?”, but even I think that’s too much curiosity.

      Jun 12, 2015 at 10:04 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   The Beast Among Us

      ( • Y • )

      Jun 15, 2015 at 2:57 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Lita bang

    Can I just say I’m jealous of anyone who actually has enough bra to put money in?

    That said, I do think it’s a little squicky.

    Jun 8, 2015 at 6:38 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Haterade

      This is so going to get me smacked, but even so…

      It’s heresy in the US, but there are nonetheless a lot of guys who think that (while they’re all lovely) more than a handful is simply carry-on luggage.

      Just saying that being jealous might seem backward to a lot of us, that’s all. *goes off to blush crimson for a while*

      Jun 14, 2015 at 5:58 am   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   mammal

      I have more than I need, and you can have it all. It’s cumbersome, it’s inconvenient and it gets you all kinds of unwanted attention (the icky, aggressive, extremely unpleasant kind; I’m not talking about casual flirting here).
      And of course I’m not putting money in there; it’s disgusting.

      Jun 15, 2015 at 1:37 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Brad

    So, no money from boobs, socks, or bras. And no questionably moist bills. But if I tuck it into the little fold in the crotch of my boxer briefs, and then I tell you for sure where it came from, that’s no longer questionable. It’s definitively moist from ball sweat. Is that okay?

    And that’s not even accounting for the myriad mess that already exists on a circulated bill handled by countless unwashed hands.

    Seriously, though, buy a wallet.

    Jun 8, 2015 at 8:39 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   The Elf

      And put it where? A lot of women’s clothing doesn’t have pockets, especially anything dressy or professional. Casual clothes usually do have pockets, and when I wear blue jeans or shorts I use a wallet.

      I have a teeny tiny wallet that I do use for boob money – either my outfit doesn’t have pockets or I’m in a situation where pick-pocketing is common (concert, for instance). And since it is encased, it doesn’t get sweaty. Also holds my license and credit cards.

      Jun 9, 2015 at 8:09 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   The Elf

      Forgot to add swimsuits and other summer beach wear, which is weird because that’s what the PANs pertain too. They usually don’t have pockets either and a purse is impractical. That’s just asking for theft!

      Jun 9, 2015 at 8:11 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   Jami

      Um, that’s why purses exist. You put your wallet in it.

      Jun 9, 2015 at 8:52 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   The Elf

      Purses can get stolen more easily than wallets in pockets.

      Jun 9, 2015 at 12:16 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.5   Feather Blade

      Strap your purse around your waist. (Yes, this doesn’t work when swimming. Yes, it requires you to not bring the large purse with your umbrella, sewing kit, emergency tracheotomy set, and spare dancing shoes.)

      On the other hand…. You never have to wonder where you put your purse, because you never set it down! There’s no need to go digging through a massive bag! You’ll never be on the wrong side of a bathroom door from your feminine hygiene supplies! You’ll always be within reach of your knife! (What? You don’t carry a knife? Tch.)

      A wider strap, of course is better, and the strap should be adjustable and attached to the purse with a clip (carabiner, or something) that you can open for easy removal, but it’s super convenient.

      Jun 9, 2015 at 4:51 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.6   The Elf

      Wouldn’t be an issue if more women’s clothing just came with pockets. Real pockets, too. Not those useless tiny things you sometimes find.

      Jun 9, 2015 at 6:13 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.7   Roxy Random

      People make fun of fanny packs, but I couldn’t live without mine. I tend to put things (like purses) down and forget them. This way, it’s attached to my body, and I can’t leave it behind.
      Only drawback is I have to find a wallet small enough to not take up much room in the pack, but that’s not too hard.
      Every part of the body sweats–boobs, butts, balls . . . just don’t let the cash touch skin, and you’re good.

      Jun 9, 2015 at 7:26 pm   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.8   kermit

      I’m not a big fan of purses either, as I don’t like to drag stuff around that I might accidentally leave in a bathroom or a store changing room.

      Those iPod Touch / iPhone cases you can strap to your arm are great for when you’re gallivanting about town exploring, or taking your evening constitutional.

      Fanny packs are great too, but like purses they can be an attraction to pick pockets. The thinner/sleeker money belts that fit right under your shirt are a great substitute for hiding the bare necessities.

      Jun 9, 2015 at 8:43 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.9   Kasaba

      I miss when I had a car and I could just leave the majority of my stuff in it, when going to uni/work or when going shopping. Now I have to carry everything with me. Keys, wallet, umbrella [always!], travel card at a minimum. I wish I was able to go to a gig in summer sans bag. In winter you can keep money, keys and travel card in your coat pocket, but summer dresses rarely have appropriate pockets.

      I once had a friend not speak to me for a week after I said I liked his girlfriend’s fanny pack. Maybe he didn’t hear “pack”, or maybe he knew she looked like a dork.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 7:50 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.10   buni

      When I want to travel light I carry a small purse with a long strap that I wear across my body. The purse stays in front of me and no one can snatch it unless they cut the strap, which would be difficult to do without attracting attention.

      But I agree with Elf about pockets in women’s clothing. Fake pockets just make me angry.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 9:54 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.11   Jami

      There’s small messenger-bag type purses you can wear. There’s someone who made a purse that you not only strap around your waist but also your thigh – I wouldn’t use it because going to the bathroom would be extremely difficult and the needs of my bladder outweigh fashion, but it looks cool.

      And even if women did have decent pockets we still have a lot more to carry than wallets. For those still menstruating can’t carry a day’s worth of pads or tampons, no matter how small, in their pockets. Then there’s going to come a time when you have “light bladder leakage” or even more than light. You’re going to need a purse for your Poise or Depends pads. Can’t carry those in your pockets either. So it’s either carry a purse or buy the full on underwear and walk around in an adult diaper all day.

      Honestly, purses are necessary unless you’re a supernatural being or an android and don’t ever have to use a bathroom for anything more than checking your teeth. That’s why men are starting to carry them now.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 10:17 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.12   The Beast Among Us

      People make fun of fanny packs because of the name.

      Perhaps Kasaba’s friend thought she said she wanted to pack his girlfriend’s fanny…

      But seriously, Elf is right. Women’s clothing needs pockets. Perhaps it’s because the designers expect women to carry purses, which is why they sell them as accessories.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 11:09 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.13   Raichu

      While I agree that women’s clothing should come with pockets more consistently (though I have no trouble finding casual pants with pockets; formal clothes are another matter, though) forcing someone to handle money covered in sweat is rude and gross and trumps the “but I don’t have pockets!” excuse. Sorry.

      Though if you have a wallet in your bra and the money’s not sweaty, hopefully it wouldn’t be a problem. I know that wouldn’t bother me, I just don’t want to touch money that came directly from your bra with nothing in between.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 11:12 am   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.14   kermit

      Women’s clothing had pockets, though.

      Those knee-length skirts/skirt-dresses from the 50s have pockets, as do the high waist jeans from the 80s.

      If you are sensible enough to conceal your muffin top, and like (and can afford) classic pieces, you have pockets to put your stuff in.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 3:26 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.15   pooham

      I’m liking the term constitutional.

      I done learnt another thing from PAN.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 6:01 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.16   The Elf

      Sorry, Jami, neither superhuman nor android, and I don’t carry a purse unless it is a particularly dressy occasion where it’s an accessory.

      I do, however, use a big ol’ backpack for commuting! Outside the daily grind, I don’t bother and have never had an issue carrying my “stuff”.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 8:15 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.17   Rattus

      Even if my ladyclothes did come with pockets, I would still carry a bag because the stuff I carry always is: wallet, phone, keys, nicorettes, lip balm, a reusable bag, painkillers, and a bottle of water. I would have to wear cargo pants to deal with all this stuff. I know that I’ve sworn before on this site that I am not a Pacsafe shill, but I swear by their bags, and the tiny little bag that I carry that can hold all this stuff (the Slingsafe 100 GII anti-theft shoulder bag) can be worn across my body and also around my waist, has a clasp to secure the zipper, and an anti=slash strap. Having been pick-pocketed and the past, as well as pick-bagged, and also having had numerous items going flying from pockets while I was cycling, I am never going pocket again.

      Jun 12, 2015 at 1:24 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.18   L

      Cross-body bags are really uncomfortable if you have anything for boobs. “Here, stare at my oddly bisected bosom.”

      It’s also very difficult to thrift when you’re plus-sized, just FYI.

      Jun 13, 2015 at 7:57 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.19   The Beast Among Us

      “Here, stare at my oddly bisected bosom.”

      Why, thank you, very much. I appreciate your willingness to let me visually enjoy it.

      Jun 16, 2015 at 10:48 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   tch tch

    I lived in a remote area where the women had to hoist up their skirts to retrieve their cash. Sadly it was in attempt to stop their partners from taking the money to buy alcohol.

    Jun 8, 2015 at 11:26 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   The Beast Among Us

      Depending on the women, that might actually be a fun place.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 11:09 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   assiveProgressive

    I met an old crazy drunk guy who, his neighbors told me, was pretty much banned from certain stores because he was always pissing himself and his pants were wet, so when he would take his beer money out of his pants pocket the money was wet with piss. The clerks didn’t want to take piss money, apparently. The neighbors took me into the crazy guy’s home and there was piss on the floor and all the furniture was ruined. Eventually social workers were contacted and they had the guy put into a nursing home. I think money covered in boob sweat is a big improvement over money soaked in old-guy pee.

    Jun 9, 2015 at 12:45 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   pooham

      So his neighbors took a stranger (you) into his house for show and tell?

      Jun 9, 2015 at 4:15 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   assiveProgressive

      yes, they thought i could help. i had no idea what to do and was glad when social services stepped in

      Jun 10, 2015 at 9:26 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   Raichu

      ew ew ewwww.

      I would not be taking piss money. Not least because I could never hand it back to another customer. And it would ruin all the other money in the drawer. Did they just throw it away after doing transactions with him? Why would you even accept it? :(

      Jun 10, 2015 at 11:14 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   The Beast Among Us

      Just toss it in the clothes washer. It will be fine after that.

      Jun 11, 2015 at 9:50 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   TRT

    This is a blatant attack on women employed as erotic dancers, denying them the right to spend their hard earned cash.

    Jun 9, 2015 at 4:19 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Jason

    Keeping things like money and cell phones in your bra is just gross! I wouldn’t want to touch that nasty money either.

    Jun 9, 2015 at 8:32 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Christine

      Would you touch the boobs?

      Jun 9, 2015 at 8:40 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   buni

      I was recently at a street festival and saw a woman with her cell phone stuck in her bra. What I thought was weird about it was she was also carrying a purse. Why not just put the phone in her purse?

      Jun 10, 2015 at 9:50 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   The Beast Among Us

      ^ Because she couldn’t feel it vibrate in her purse.

      I’d touch the money and the phone, and then the boobs. Boobs are awesome!

      Jun 10, 2015 at 11:11 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   thrall

      I heard it called “Victoria’s Secret Pocket.” Tucking your necessities into your bra.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 4:40 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.5   The Elf

      The last time I went to see GWAR, my friend wanted to mosh. I didn’t, so I offered to hold my friend’s glasses. Since I was still in a violent crowd surge, I tucked them deep into the bra, below the boobs and above the strap. When he returned, I fished them out and he said “Awwww. My glasses got luckier than I did.”

      Jun 10, 2015 at 8:21 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.6   TechWerewolf

      I tend to stick my phone in my sports bra when I’m in the middle of a text conversation. (Sizable boobs here, so it’s going nowhere.) It’s faster than going into the purse every time I need to respond, and my hands stay free in between.

      TBH, my clothes and skin get cleaned WAY more often than the inside of my purse does – plus I don’t face the screen toward my skin – so I’m not worried about it being gross. I wouldn’t carry money or cards that way, but for the phone…what’s the big deal? I sanitize it often enough anyway.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 11:19 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.7   L

      I mean, some of us do have skin problems from the big boobs, and that can be an issue, but mostly there’s just sweat, and the sweat is a lot less gross than most other places ’cause you don’t walk around shaking boobs or anything. Your hands are probably grosser than your boobs.

      Okay, sometimes there’s crumbs.

      A lot of the times there’s crumbs. Occasionally soy sauce.

      Jun 13, 2015 at 8:00 am   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.8   brit

      I work in a thrift store and I’ve always said I have no problem buying bras from there, but I draw the line at the underwear. Yeah, the both (hopefully) get washed, but boob sweat is boob sweat whereas nether dampness is a whole host of things. I also keep my phone in my bra at times (stuck in my sports bra at the gym when I use it for music and don’t have pockets, stuck in my bra at clubs because I don’t bring purses to clubs).

      Jun 14, 2015 at 4:53 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Dane Zeller

    All bills are legal tender, regardless of where they’ve been. You must accept it in trade for products or services. (Except ass-money, of course.)

    Jun 9, 2015 at 9:24 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   moistcake

      I think “must accept” only applies when a person owes a debt. (If you already ate the food or put the fuel into your car, then they must accept your ass-money. But if nothing has been consumed and no services rendered, then they are free to deny you)

      Jun 9, 2015 at 11:29 am   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   WildaBeast

      That’s a common misunderstanding about what legal tender means. The US Treasury Department, who should know about these things, says this:

      “There is, however, no Federal statute mandating that a private business, a person or an organization must accept currency or coins as for payment for goods and/or services. Private businesses are free to develop their own policies on whether or not to accept cash unless there is a State law which says otherwise. For example, a bus line may prohibit payment of fares in pennies or dollar bills. In addition, movie theaters, convenience stores and gas stations may refuse to accept large denomination currency (usually notes above $20) as a matter of policy.”

      http://www.treasury.gov/resource-center/faqs/Currency/Pages/legal-tender.aspx

      Jun 9, 2015 at 2:20 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   Dave S

      I was about to point out the same thing. The fact that bills are legal tender does not mean everyone must accept them. Stores, restaurants, and other venues are completely free to come up with their own rules about what currency they do and do not accept.

      Whether it’s no boob money, no bills over a certain denomination, no change, no pennies, or credit/debit transactions only, they can set their own rules.

      Jun 9, 2015 at 4:35 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.4   Raichu

      Why would ass-money be an exception? Is there a rule about how gross is too gross?

      Like the others said, legal tender doesn’t mean anyone has to take it.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 11:16 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.5   Kelcha

      I would rather take boob money than money with blood on it. I’ve worked in a couple banks that had branches in Walmart. One of which was in a not very nice part of Lexington, KY. We had a strip club on three sides, and I preferred the ‘servers’ deposits over the money we got a few times from a couple of people who had sores and blood dripping onto the money. My manager wouldn’t let us turn away any cash deposits.

      Jun 12, 2015 at 10:33 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.6   Raichu

      …that’s actually a health hazard. Your manager made you take that? Is that even legal???

      Jun 20, 2015 at 12:24 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.7   Kelcha

      The less said about that manager, the better. Though if anyone knows how he still has a job is love to know.
      It was definitely a health hazard. I would leave the money on the counter, go get gloves and lysol, then put it in a bag to sell back to the treasury as mutilated money. (And it was usually me, because of the 7 people who worked there, I was the only one who would, including the manager who made us accept the money. And then I would go get bleach spray and disinfect the counter as much as possible.)

      Jun 25, 2015 at 11:27 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   Haterade

    Sometimes laundering money isn’t just acceptable, it should be mandatory.

    Jun 9, 2015 at 2:43 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Lita bang

      I think the effort would deter(gent) most people, and they wouldn’t see any Gain in it. Woe be-Tide them.

      Jun 9, 2015 at 3:56 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   Haterade

      True, but it makes folks crotchety. No matter how jockular the perspi-trator tries to be, it’s liable to start a lot of hoo-ha, even if it is legal tender for debts pube-lic and private(s).

      Jun 9, 2015 at 5:52 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   Lita bang

      Oof. You’ve definitely got a leg up on me this time. I blame the heat. :P

      Jun 9, 2015 at 8:23 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   TRT

      Crotchety notes would definitely be unwelcome.

      Jun 11, 2015 at 9:15 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.5   Lita bang

      Yeeeeah, that’d chafe a bit…and the paper cuts. Ouch.

      Jun 11, 2015 at 1:52 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   Snookums

    Dear Designers of Women’s Pants / Shorts / Skirts – THIS IS WHY WE NEED POCKETS!!! That is all.

    Jun 9, 2015 at 4:02 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Kate Tayler

    Don’t people have bags or pockets in the States Lol?!!

    Jun 9, 2015 at 6:21 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Ah, Yeah

      No they don’t Lol?!!

      Also: “boob money”? What are you, 12?

      Jun 9, 2015 at 6:55 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   The Beast Among Us

      Exactly! Who uses boob cash anymore? Boob credit cards and boob debit cards are the norm now.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 11:14 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   Haterade

      Ah, Yeah: Exactly. They prefer to be called pectoral-Americans, at least here in the US.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 2:49 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Poltergeist

    Unfortunately just because the person who had the money immediately before you did not pull it out of their bra does not mean that it hasn’t potentially been in hundreds of other more disgusting places.

    Face it – cash is gross. You have 4 options.
    1. Use gloves
    2. Boil it
    3. Pay solely woth cards or checks.
    4. Accept it and wash your hands regularly.

    Jun 10, 2015 at 1:40 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   TRT

      dirty cash, I want you, dirty cash, I need you oh oh.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 9:10 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   Raichu

      You don’t know where it’s been before. But you DO know where it was just now. And if it’s covered in someone’s sweat, I see no reason why a cashier should be obligated to touch it.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 11:17 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   Poltergeist

      My point is that ALL of the money the cashier touches is covered in filth. It’s guaranteed. Handling dirty money is pretty much in the job description. You’re just going to have to push through it.

      Jun 11, 2015 at 3:15 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   brit

      When I first got a job handling cash (box office cashier as a teen, having previously been an usher), I started to get sick all. the time. For probably the first six months. However, being a cashier in some manner or another for the past decade now, I pretty much never get sick, and I’m not a sanitizer-abuser, either. I think I’ve built an immunity from handling so much money.

      Jun 14, 2015 at 4:57 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Kasaba

    Card machines are probably as dirty as money.

    My grandparents had a grocery shop in rural Africa when I was little. I think boob money was the only money I ever saw. Oh, and hat money obviously.

    Jun 10, 2015 at 7:53 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   assiveProgressive

      National Geographic, the trusted source of nekkid pictures for fifth graders back in my day, never showed that the African women had money under their boobs.

      Jun 10, 2015 at 9:31 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   kermit

      That’s because the photographer was wily enough to pay them after taking their photo, not before.

      Jun 11, 2015 at 10:40 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Raichu

    How is this a passive-aggressive note? It’s a perfectly reasonable sign stating a store policy at a business.

    Also, sweat-covered money is indeed gross. Especially sock money. Yuck.

    Jun 10, 2015 at 11:18 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Brad

    Also, I missed it the first time around. Maybe it’s because I’m Canadian, but I’ve never heard of a drive-through daiquiri store. Actually, in this country, we’re actively trying to deter drinking and driving.

    Someone once told me that it was still legal for the driver of a vehicle to be actively drinking in the state of Mississippi. I never believed it. But now, with this news of a daiquiri drive-thru in Louisiana, I have to reconsider. Excuse me, I’m off to consult Google…

    Jun 10, 2015 at 9:32 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Jessi

      We have Beer Barns here in Texas. Drive through barns where you can purchase beer. There are also some where you can purchase wine a spirits.

      Jun 11, 2015 at 3:37 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   The Beast Among Us

      Drive through liquor stores where I live. Just the thing for that drunk driver on the go.

      Jun 15, 2015 at 3:01 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Ashes

    I’ve had my money get moist before, just from being in my pocket. The bus I was on had some heater issue, and my pocket was pressed right against the side of one. This is one of the many reasons I don’t used cash anymore.

    Jun 11, 2015 at 1:09 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   L

      Mine’s “I have very warm hands and the line was very long while I desperately clung to my precise change. Please forgive me for the very hot and slightly damp coins, I am so sorry.”

      I also can’t hold chocolate bars or they melt.

      Jun 13, 2015 at 8:03 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   The Beast Among Us

      I wonder if I’d melt if you held me…

      Jun 15, 2015 at 3:03 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   assiveProgressive

    All this talk about boobs is making me moist, she said.

    Jun 13, 2015 at 11:11 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   TRT

      All this talk about money is doing the same for me.

      Jun 18, 2015 at 8:43 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up