Frani’s roommate likes to leave inspirational messages on the fridge. (Apparently what she’s inspired was another roomie’s less-than-dazzling wit.)
related: Are you inspired yet?
Be the ____ you want to see in the world.
July 15th, 2015 · 83 comments
FILED UNDER: roommates · whiteboard
83 responses so far ↓
#1
veryextremelytrue
lol penis
Jul 15, 2015 at 4:50 pm rating: 90
#2
Ferdinand
If I was the penis-drawing roomie, I’d be unimpressed that someone keeps replacing my art with shitty inspirational quotes.
Jul 15, 2015 at 5:04 pm rating: 90
#3
The Beast Among Us
Fellatio!
Jul 15, 2015 at 7:09 pm rating: 90
#4
The Beast Among Us
I say we try to put our own modified inspirational quotes below. I’ll start.
Start by sucking what’s necessary; then mouth what’s possible; and suddenly you are deep throating the impossible.
Jul 15, 2015 at 7:11 pm rating: 90
#5
trollhair
I was going to give you words of inspiration when you had me on my knees for you, but that didn’t work out as expected……it was hard talking with my mouth full…..
Jul 15, 2015 at 7:24 pm rating: 90
#6
Jami
Dear Frani’s Roommate,
No one except 90 year old women who smell like Icy Hot and original flavor Listerine and pretentious young people who really need a smack in the mouth like inspirational quotes. Your roommates would much rather have different penises posted every day. Thank you.
Jul 15, 2015 at 8:53 pm rating: 90
#7
sunshynegrll
Grant me the serenity to accept the dongs I cannot change, the courage to change the dongs I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
Jul 16, 2015 at 1:32 am rating: 90
#8
phoenix
We have nothing to fear but anal itself
Jul 16, 2015 at 10:31 am rating: 90
#9
Dane Zeller
Ask not what your penis can do for you; ask what your penis can do for your cuntry.
…what’s that little red underline mean…?
Jul 16, 2015 at 10:59 am rating: 90
#10
Belaani
For something that’s truly uplifting – see Alice.
Jul 16, 2015 at 1:02 pm rating: 90
#11
Haterade
Extremely juvenile humor warning: This reminds me of a game I used to play with cheesy love songs of the 80′s and 90′s… depending on the context, replace “love” with the most apropos off-color slang for sex or naughty bits.
Particularly fun with Michael Bolton.
Jul 16, 2015 at 2:19 pm rating: 90
#12
Brad
I, for one, am inspired on a daily basis by my penis. I feel that I should spread it and share it with others any chance I get.
Of course, those overseeing Sunday school next door felt that it was a bit much.
Jul 16, 2015 at 5:05 pm rating: 90
#13
Hellen Without The H
Inspirational…IRRITATIONAL!
Jul 16, 2015 at 9:26 pm rating: 90
#14
sharon
but… but she wrote penis on it…
Jul 17, 2015 at 9:54 am rating: 90
#15
squib
I want to know what’s on the note behind it, above the Domino’s coupons. It seems to involve hate, cunning, pretentiousness and killing.
Jul 17, 2015 at 1:29 pm rating: 90
#16
Kasaba
Better to have loved and lost penis, than to have never had penis at all.
Jul 18, 2015 at 4:56 am rating: 90
#17
assiveProgressive
Speak softly and carry a big dick
Jul 18, 2015 at 9:18 am rating: 90
#18
Kasaba
A friend is someone who knows all about your penis and still loves you
Jul 18, 2015 at 10:05 am rating: 90
#19
Kasaba
Love all penises, trust a few, do wrong to none.
Jul 18, 2015 at 10:09 am rating: 91
#20
Kasaba
Just when you think penis can’t get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can’t get any better, it can.
Jul 18, 2015 at 10:10 am rating: 90
#21
Jami
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the penis.
I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my penis to always reach my destination.
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a penis.
Put your heart, mind, and penis into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the penis.
(Okay, I’m bored with this penis stuff already.)
Jul 18, 2015 at 5:31 pm rating: 90
#22
Kasaba
Jami, I think the first one comes out tops.
Jul 19, 2015 at 1:55 am rating: 90
#23
TRT
Hey, aphorism guy! You’re the one that started it. Remember this? 14th March, 2015. The pen is mightier than the sword.
Jul 20, 2015 at 7:05 am rating: 90
#24
Mike
“Give us this day our daily butter, and forgive us for failing to buy more because roomie keeps erasing the shopping list to write annoying quotes.”
The penis humor is totally justified. Anyone who signs a note with “K, thanks” has to be in the wrong.
Jul 20, 2015 at 12:25 pm rating: 90
#25
havingfitz
“If you can’t handle my penis, you don’t deserve my penis.”
Jul 22, 2015 at 3:43 pm rating: 90
#26
Roxy Random
Please. Penis humor is for adolescents. The truly cool among us replace words with “Batman.”
Try to be Batman in someone else’s Gotham.
Nothing is impossible; I’m Batman.
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the Batman.
See? Much better.
Jul 23, 2015 at 11:03 am rating: 90
#27
Raichu
you have to admit – roommie was basically asking for someone to do that.
Jul 28, 2015 at 12:59 am rating: 90
#28
magicdomino
Posting a comment just because the scammer says there aren’t many comments. Obviously the ol’ Beav hasn’t been here when we have a lively indoor/outdoor cat discussion going.
Aug 5, 2015 at 1:09 pm rating: 90
#29
molestr
I may just subscribe.
Jan 31, 2017 at 1:12 am rating: 0
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