This is how one guy in Wisconsin decided to let his roommate know wholesale jerseys from china she was using too much toilet paper. How do you suppose that went over?
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89 responses so far ↓
#1
Kohaku
Well, isn’t that shitty.
Feb 15, 2016 at 11:06 pm rating: 91
#2
Pink Coat
None of your business how I clean up my business dude!
Feb 16, 2016 at 9:04 am rating: 91
#3
General Lackluster
Holy crap.
Feb 16, 2016 at 9:16 am rating: 90
#4
Poltergeist92
Let’s compile a list of the different ways she can make use of the toilet paper to piss her roommate off:
1. As napkins while eating spare ribs.
2. Confetti to throw in his face every time he walks in the door.
3. Notes left around the house reminding him of everything he does wrong.
4. Invite some friends over to play the “who can wrap somebody up as a mummy fastest” party game.
5. Buy baby dolls and make diapers for them.
6. Create a flowing veil and toilet paper flower bouquet and walk around humming “Here comes the bride.”
Feb 16, 2016 at 9:31 am rating: 94
#5
Dane Zeller
No, no, no. You’ve all got this wrong. This is an image that has appeared on the internet at toiletpaperart.com. Don’t you see the creativity? The artful unrolling of the roll? The clever perforations in sharpee and paper? You all need to get some cultur.
Feb 16, 2016 at 9:41 am rating: 90
#6
Laura
As a woman with a male roommate, this is horrifying. My roommate and I have our own bathrooms, but even if we shared, I would be appalled if he did something like this! So tacky!
Feb 16, 2016 at 9:41 am rating: 94
#7
Madrias
Am I the only one who would be tempted to wipe my ass on the toilet paper, then roll it back up and leave it for ‘reuse’ later? Kinda the proverbial “Conserve this!”
Feb 16, 2016 at 11:30 am rating: 92
#8
InigoMontorya69
That toilet paper was fucking delicious.
Feb 16, 2016 at 12:12 pm rating: 94
#9
The Beast Among Us
Use your own, and I’ll use my own.
Feb 16, 2016 at 12:32 pm rating: 90
#10
Autumn
Gross, he must walk around with a really dirty butt….
Feb 16, 2016 at 2:06 pm rating: 93
#11
The Beast Among Us
I wonder if bidet users have any problems similar to this…
Feb 16, 2016 at 2:54 pm rating: 90
#12
assiveProgressive
Reminds me of the My Strange Addiction episode in 2010 where the person was addicted to eating toilet paper. Could be what’s going on here. Or… the roommate is addicted to counting squares of tissue.
Feb 18, 2016 at 12:24 pm rating: 90
#13
47of74
What, did the Charmin Bears raise this guy?
Feb 18, 2016 at 5:39 pm rating: 91
#14
Jami
Unless he’s going to spring for flushable baby wipes, he has no business telling her how much toilet paper to use.
Feb 20, 2016 at 11:45 am rating: 92
#15
ppppppp
Women need more TP. We can’t just shake it off.
Feb 20, 2016 at 10:04 pm rating: 93
#16
Dot
Creep.
Feb 21, 2016 at 11:06 am rating: 92
#17
Rivkacatholicaspie
(Rant) Okay…not everyone needs the same amount of toilet paper. People can’t really control it. Some of us have messy bowel movements, some of us have clean ones. And us women usually need more-it’s not a choice, it’s a fact of nature.
Yeah, sorry for the rant. My father was pretty grumpy about other people’s toilet paper use. He was convinced that his children were driving him into poverty by forcing him to actually buy more toilet paper when at the store. (And this was years AFTER we’d left the toddler-unroll-all-the tp-rolls years behind.)
Feb 21, 2016 at 1:35 pm rating: 95
#18
AP
When I lived in the dorms, I had a roommate (female) who tried to convince the rest of our roommates (also female) that we were only allowed to use 2 squares of toilet paper per toilet use.
There had been An Argument as it was discovered the suite of six had been using 1.2 rolls of Charmin per day, and some people did not want to pay for it.
Turned out, the University provided toilet paper for apartment-style dorms…you just had to ask the RA for it. Argument ended.
Feb 21, 2016 at 3:22 pm rating: 93
#19
Jetboy
Learn to crap like a dog. They don’t waste TP.
Feb 21, 2016 at 6:32 pm rating: 90
#20
havingfitz
She should start tearing it off right in the middle of a sheet instead of at the perforated lines. He seems like the kind of guy that would slowly be driven insane by this…well, even more insane.
Feb 23, 2016 at 3:35 pm rating: 92
#21
Whysguy
How about a nice bale of sphagnum moss?
Feb 25, 2016 at 3:42 pm rating: 90
#22
Lupin111
If they split the cost, then he doesn’t get to complain.
I used to share a house with two others, and only two of us would buy toilet paper. And the third girl would run through rolls within a week – we knew this because the two of us who actually did the purchasing had lived together before, and we had never run out at that rate.
The only problem was the non-purchasing by the highest user.
Feb 25, 2016 at 9:44 pm rating: 90
#23
Kristina
Omg too funny
Apr 16, 2016 at 2:47 pm rating: 90
#24
gabbyco
I like that though it’s true learn to conserve do you need so much loo paper just for a crap !
Sep 1, 2016 at 5:25 am rating: 0
#25
Noah Maes
Well, that is a shitty situation. this is hilarious! Keep posting things like this plz. LMFAO
Sep 23, 2016 at 3:53 am rating: 0
#26
Zalimac
Love the Seinfeld reference.
Sep 29, 2016 at 10:26 am rating: 0
#27
Tom
Dude would love me. I don’t use toilet paper at all. I do hoist myself up on the sink and rinse my ass squeaky clean with the faucet though. It can be disturbing when the drain opening of the sink is too small to allow corn and other odd bits to pass.
Oct 2, 2016 at 7:20 am rating: 0
#28
Windmill Tilter
Somehow this makes me feel better about the rooming house where our landlord sifted through the trash and scolded us for anything recyclable in the wrong place. (Including shaking an empty toilet paper roll in our faces.)
Now that I think of it, there was also a peeping-tom boarder who watched the women pee through the hole in the bathroom door, but I think we’ve heard enough about pee-pee in the news lately.
Mar 6, 2017 at 11:20 am rating: 0
#29
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When I lived in the dorms, I had a roommate (female) who tried to convince the rest of our roommates (also female) that we were only allowed to use 2 squares of toilet paper per toilet use.
There had been An Argument as it was discovered the suite of six had been using 1.2 rolls of Charmin per day, and some people did not want to pay for it.
Apr 13, 2017 at 10:50 pm rating: 0
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#32
Jenny
Shit just got real… I wonder how many squares it takes to wipe the asshole who wrote this?
Oct 10, 2017 at 6:26 pm rating: 0
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