Harry says this little scene was the culmination of “a classic washing-up feud” at his office in London. (Kind of adorable, right? I would SO watch a movie about anthropomorphic milk bottles with British accents.)
related: Sorry, I can’t hear you over all the chattering appliances
148 responses so far ↓
#1
Cruithne
I like how the only one with a visibly different handwriting is ALSO the only one without a lid. Hmmmm. Conspiracy theorists, rejoice!
Mar 22, 2016 at 2:58 pm rating: 95
#2
e
I’m showing my age (and Britishness), but (i) “nice-cold ice-cold milk”, and (ii) “Maggie Thatcher milk snatcher”. ahem
Mar 22, 2016 at 4:43 pm rating: 94
#3
Kohaku
What a showoff, that clean one.
Mar 23, 2016 at 12:44 pm rating: 95
#4
TKD
Got Milk?
Ok, I got nothing…
Mar 24, 2016 at 7:25 am rating: 96
#5
Jami
I already know what the bottles’ names shall be.
Onslow, Daisy, and Rose are the dirty ones. The clean one is Hyacinth.
*waits for Brits and fellow Americans who’ve actually watched PBS to get the joke*
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:58 pm rating: 95
#6
enews-update.com
what a saying so touch you soon
Mar 25, 2016 at 11:52 am rating: 95
#7
Thick McRunfast
Bob, I told you to: don’t use the sink for parties!
Sorry, Wendy. Arthur took their car to go to work, so they are stuck here.
Well, at least keep them away from the chardonnay.
Mar 30, 2016 at 3:10 am rating: 95
#8
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Great article. I like pixar company if this comes from that I will sure buy it from online or offline where it will be available. Thanks for posting this.
Mar 30, 2016 at 3:30 pm rating: 94
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Mar 30, 2016 at 3:35 pm rating: 94
#10
Shani
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Apr 5, 2016 at 7:56 am rating: 94
#11
Bored
This site is so lame. They only post once a month and the last ones were really boring.
Apr 6, 2016 at 12:49 pm rating: 95
#12
Jesica Turner
This post is really funny and these office notes are great.This type of post makes me feel happy and I love to search this types of notes.
Apr 15, 2016 at 7:59 am rating: 94
#13
Kohaku
That’s…intriguing. Every comment except the latest spammish one has 89 thumbs.
Apr 15, 2016 at 3:48 pm rating: 95
#14
Pratha
Hello to all and friends
I have it here a warning comment.
Do not eat it the Punjab Cricket. If eat it then a problem of a bad smell gas happen. One time my woman friend Smupa eat it the Punjab Cricket. She then have it the bad smell gas for 4.5 days. For this time she not want to have a fun time in the bed at the night. Not good my friend.
Pratha
Apr 21, 2016 at 12:18 am rating: 3
#15
Angela
I used to work as a nanny and I would make the food talk to amuse the children, Brooklyn accent for the bread, Southern accent for the peanuts, English accent for the jelly. I’m hanging my head in shame just a little bit right now.
Apr 27, 2016 at 11:43 am rating: 5
#16
Thick McRunfast
As of the 15th of April 2016, the unexplained 89 up voting had ended.
No suspect has so far been tried.
Links to Brotherhood of Britons For Massachuneian Membership of The Union (BBFMMU) and its notorious leader Clyve remains undocumented.
Apr 30, 2016 at 11:31 am rating: 4
#17
GrooVChck
It’s May 5th. Has yet another site bitten the proverbial dust? Dust is certainly gathering on this one.
May 5, 2016 at 7:34 am rating: 10
#18
Lou
What happened to the frequent updates? Haven’t seen anything new posted in awhile. Used to see something at least once a week, no? Lou
May 9, 2016 at 12:31 am rating: 9
#19
assiveProgressive
mmmmm, I could go for a bottle of milk and a fresh PA note. Sigh.
May 29, 2016 at 11:47 am rating: 6
#20
Ghost Town
Can this site be handed over to someone who will maintain it? It sucks that it’s being left to ruin like this.
May 29, 2016 at 4:22 pm rating: 9
#21
Mickie
I haven’t been here for quite some time, but has the site been abandoned or something?
May 30, 2016 at 4:28 pm rating: 8
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suraj kashyap
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Jun 1, 2016 at 4:13 am rating: 1
#23
GrooVChck
And out of rotation goes another site. Too bad: it used to be a good one.
Jun 3, 2016 at 9:06 am rating: 15
#24
Chinchillazilla
RIP, PAN.
Jun 19, 2016 at 9:44 pm rating: 8
#25
RAWR
WHYYYYY!!!! 3 months since the last update….did the person meet with a terrible accident? If so, that is sad….if not, what gives?!?!
Jun 21, 2016 at 9:32 am rating: 15
#26
Kitter
What happened to this website? No more posts? I miss it.
Jul 6, 2016 at 7:56 am rating: 10
#27
funnyvault
we are awaiting updation, it looks that person is busy who is working on this.
Jul 25, 2016 at 1:09 pm rating: 1
#28
Tammy
It’s a psych experiment.
PAN stops posting and takes bets on how long its readers start posting PAN in the comments
Jul 26, 2016 at 6:46 pm rating: 4
#29
Brad
Has there been any word on this site? Did it just die off completely due to a lack of traffic or something?
Aug 12, 2016 at 3:39 pm rating: 1
#30
credly
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Aug 28, 2016 at 1:48 am rating: 1
#31
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Sep 8, 2016 at 1:50 pm rating: 0
#32
Gloria
Ha Ha so funny I just found your blog, and I needed a laugh today Thanks!!
Sep 10, 2016 at 1:02 pm rating: 0
#33
Kelcha
Well, I haven’t been on my laptop in months (shocking how having a baby will do that to you – I can hold my phone and the kid at the same time, not so much with the laptop!) and this site autofilled when I started to type in another address.
I only missed three posts. That makes me sad. I used to love this site. Hopefully it will resurrect itself!
Sep 11, 2016 at 2:37 am rating: 2
#34
TKD
Day 191:
Woke up again today. Yesterday was another snarkless, bleak, PAN-barren day. Oh how my soul suffers. This famine from the frustrated flyers of fucktards, the delrious drafts of douchcanoes, the analeptic articulations of asshats, it wears upon my will. How I miss the missives penned in multicolor comic sans, accompanied by glitter, clip art, and bat shit crazy. Perhaps today is the day that PAN returns? Alas, it is not to be. I weep.
Sep 29, 2016 at 10:40 am rating: 16
#35
TKD
I wonder how many comments it will take to break the system? If the system is broken, then the designer will have to come back and check on it, right? Or is that just my sci-fi trained brain working over time in the imagination department?
Oct 4, 2016 at 9:16 am rating: 4
#36
That Lady With The Thoughts
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Oct 15, 2016 at 2:33 pm rating: 0
#37
assiveprogressive
How can this site be dead when there is a 2017 calendar for sale on Amazon? Hmm… OK, just to be a jerk, I am going to include a negative review from 2013 (or is it about 2013 calendar) from Amazon: ”I bought this product thinking it would be a funny daily calendar; however, it turned out to be almost completely devoid of humor. I enjoy a good passive-aggressive note like most people but this was really bad. In the end, I decided to ditch the daily calendar because it was so awful. My entire office staff sat down and went through the whole daily calendar to find the funny ones. Out of over 300, we collectively came up with a total of 25 funny passive-aggressive notes. I would say that was an epic failure for a daily calendar. PS: Many of the notes seemed to be “fake” in that they may have been fully staged by the authors.”
Oct 17, 2016 at 9:56 pm rating: 1
#38
Cygnata
The website was down for a couple weeks, showing a domain seller… will there be new entries anytime soon? I am glad the site is back.
Dec 13, 2016 at 10:05 am rating: 5
#39
new movie trailers
I would really appreciate if you could just keep on posting such wonderful contents again in future too.
Dec 17, 2016 at 10:01 pm rating: 3
#40
TKD
FIRST!
Is that still a thing here?
Well, ok, first since the site came back up again.
Well, OK, first since I noticed that it came back up again.
Well, OK, not first at all. Damn it, I need a new PAN just so I can feel like I am not being cheated out of the opportunity to put an asinine “First” on the first comment of each new PAN. My life just feels so meaningless without that opportunity.
Dec 20, 2016 at 1:46 pm rating: 5
#41
Haterade
Le sigh.
I used to love the Pigs Peace sanctuary updates on how the residents were doing, but I think they decided to fakebook everything. Did the same happen to PAN? (;_;)
Dec 21, 2016 at 5:12 pm rating: 2
#42
Arhi
I do hope the owner of this site is alive and well.
Jan 1, 2017 at 10:45 am rating: 10
#43
Lenny
It’s pretty sad but let’s face it; the site hasn’t been relevant since 2011. We’re the few that remained. Still, hopefully no one has abandoned it.
Jan 6, 2017 at 6:43 pm rating: 7
#44
Jaynor
This site was fucking delicious….
Feb 3, 2017 at 2:24 pm rating: 7
#45
weezle
WHAT THE HAY????????? WHERE IS EVERYONE??? I have like 8 signs to submit but someone ‘s asleep at the switch
Feb 6, 2017 at 8:59 pm rating: 1
#46
Jim Beamer
Very funny the milk. Hope you enjoy and be glad it wasn’t lava.
Feb 12, 2017 at 2:57 pm rating: 0
#47
AngieNK
I’m actually kind of looking forward to the one-year anniversary of this post. Maybe we should all have a little party. Just meet up here and chat about how great it all used to be and what new sites we’ve moved on to for our funny fix. I’ll bring chips and dip!
Feb 13, 2017 at 7:10 pm rating: 7
#48
Cerys
Happy Birthday to you
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Mar 22, 2017 at 12:49 pm rating: 9
#49
AngieNK
I almost forgot about the party! Running out to get chips and dip now. I’m sure no one but Cerys up there will show up, but I wanted to do what I said I would do and share with y’all where I’m getting my funnies from nowadays, since PAN is now officially dead.
The past couple weeks have been all about Pebble the Crazy Cockatoo: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXzXd8pSZ5dBEDoG9e_rmqg
But my standby now for funnies is the “Not Always” sites (start with notalwaysright.com and notalwaysworking.com)
Anyone else want to share their preferred humor sites?
Mar 22, 2017 at 5:12 pm rating: 8
#50
TurboJenn
Crap, I forgot. I have two small kids and a cold. Oh well, better late to the party than not at all.
As for humor, these days I tend to stick with Tastefully Offensive on tumblr.
One of us should really reboot this site idea somewhere else.
Mar 25, 2017 at 4:05 am rating: 4
#51
TKD
Whoa! What a party! I don’t even remember getting here. How did I end up in the pool?
Wait, that’s not water!
Mar 27, 2017 at 8:17 am rating: 3
#52
TKD
Whoa! What a party! I don’t even remember getting here. How did I end up in the pool?
Wait, that’s not water soaking my jeans!
Mar 27, 2017 at 8:18 am rating: 1
#53
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Whoa! Who kicked the holes in the drywall? And someone *please* tell me that pile in the corner is from an un-housebroken dog…
The owners are SO not listing with AirBnB again.
Mar 28, 2017 at 10:55 am rating: 4
#54
Patricia W Bains
Why haven’t you come back? any update?
Apr 2, 2017 at 10:07 pm rating: 1
#55
Jodie
I miss this site.
Apr 6, 2017 at 10:12 pm rating: 3
#56
ozshabat
haha that’s funny man!
Apr 11, 2017 at 11:02 am rating: 0
#57
dragon
100! 100 comments HA HA HA HA!!
Apr 14, 2017 at 8:18 am rating: 2
#58
marie
I still come every day thinking that maybe something new will pop up. Every day I am disappointed… Until today when I finally clicked the comments. I have found my people.
Apr 21, 2017 at 7:45 pm rating: 10
#59
Selene
I check back every few months to see the comments on this post. I think the owner of the address is not the original. There seems to be a push for wholesale cheap jerseys from China on the “Community” and “WTF?” pages. Sigh. This one was pretty good for a while. Now I go to lamebook, the Not Always group and Retailhellunderground.
Apr 23, 2017 at 12:25 pm rating: 4
#60
Jamie
Still hoping against all hope that this site will be sold or updated at some point.
Jun 9, 2017 at 12:36 pm rating: 2
#61
chim
hey, just checking in on the best comments section around.
Jul 8, 2017 at 9:27 am rating: 3
#62
Chinchillazilla
I’m just here to put flowers on PAN’s grave. RIP.
Aug 3, 2017 at 1:51 am rating: 5
#63
Kohaku
It’s my birthday today; I was hoping there’d be some new PAN goodness.
No PAN for me, I suppose. Pout.
(Still can’t log in, either.)
Aug 4, 2017 at 7:50 pm rating: 2
#64
Rick
I remember the good times we had… will we always have the comments section? I hope so.
Aug 7, 2017 at 12:58 am rating: 3
#65
TurboJenn
I can’t believe I am still coming here.
Sep 8, 2017 at 8:37 am rating: 3
#66
Phat girl
Wow. I haven’t been to this site in years. This is too funny that you are all still posting. What a great hour I have just spent reading and catching up on all the comments on this thread. I love it. And I hope ya’ll do come back on March 22 2018. It’s my actual birthday (actual as in the day I celebrate my day of birth not actual as in I will be born then) and I might actually remember to return and see who is still here. To make it worth it I will try to come here and post a link to anything that makes me really laugh so people who come here hoping to find something new will have something to look at!
Really, how sad am I?
Sep 25, 2017 at 2:39 pm rating: 8
#67
hafumigi
just before I looked at the paycheck of $5519, I didnt believe that my friends brother was like they say trully receiving money part-time on their apple labtop.. there neighbour started doing this 4 less than twenty three months and by now repaid the loans on their condo and purchased a top of the range Porsche 911. go to, $$$$$$$$$ http://ow.ly/Lns530fsP4g
Sep 28, 2017 at 12:30 am rating: 0
#68
sad panda
I miss this website!!
Oct 4, 2017 at 11:15 pm rating: 5
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Oct 6, 2017 at 9:13 am rating: 0
#70
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Kind of adorable
Oct 15, 2017 at 10:26 pm rating: 0
#71
RAWR
GUYS we’ll be coming up on another year in March….we should totally have like a memorial service or something!
Oct 16, 2017 at 6:02 pm rating: 8
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Nov 24, 2017 at 6:22 pm rating: 0
#73
AngieNK
I’ve been gone a few months and just thought to check back in. I didn’t expect a new PAN, of course – just checking in on the comments. Good to see you all are still here periodically!
Dec 17, 2017 at 6:03 pm rating: 2
#74
Rick
Happy New Year, PAN comments section
Dec 30, 2017 at 11:51 pm rating: 2
#75
aaa
Bet nobody remembers me.
Haven’t commented here in about 7 years.
I’m seriously getting bummed out that all my favorite blogs are fucking dead. First Regretsy, then You Suck at Craigslist, then Cute Overload, then Sexy People, A Bad Case of the Dates officially stopped updating a few days ago, and nostalgia brought me back here to discover this place crapped out too (and apparently has spammers infesting it). I’m getting all wistful and shit.
So, out of the handful of people that still visit this page/maybe comment still, anyone here who commented between 2008 and 2011 or so?
Jan 3, 2018 at 10:38 pm rating: 12
#76
aaa
I started commenting here when I was 20 and I’m almost 30 now. That’s a brainfuck and a half. Time flies and all that jazz.
Jan 3, 2018 at 10:44 pm rating: 9
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francis
Add your site https://www.adslink.net
Jan 17, 2018 at 4:06 pm rating: 0
#78
Rick
Sometimes, when the darkness threatens to consume me, I return to this and realize even this can endure. Thank you, PAN final post comments.
Feb 3, 2018 at 3:49 am rating: 6
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Bk
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Mar 6, 2018 at 11:39 am rating: 0
#80
TurboJenn
In case I forget to come by in a few days for the two year anniversary…hi everyone! I miss PAN and all your snarky and hilarious comments.
Mar 18, 2018 at 1:25 pm rating: 2
#81
TurboJenn
I made it! Happy two year anniversary of the death of PAN! I brought cinnamon buns and hard cider.
Mar 22, 2018 at 3:05 am rating: 7
#82
Mickie
Wow, it’s been 2 years and still no update. Does anyone know what actually happened to the site? I hope the site owners are okay. No farewell message, no nothing.
Apr 4, 2018 at 8:17 am rating: 6
#83
yeetgirl
WTH HAPPENED??? 2 YEARS AND NO REPLIES OR POSTS smh
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May 7, 2021 at 9:01 pm rating: 1
#84
Nostalgixs
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I forgot about this place, any else returning?
Wonder if we'll ever find out the fate of the creators.
Take care everyone (:
Aug 28, 2021 at 1:41 pm rating: 0
#85
Bryan
Online is an excellent way to find an information about popular games.
May 17, 2022 at 3:38 am rating: 0
#86
Elly
Six years later, some of us are still waiting for this glorious blog to make a comeback!
Jun 26, 2022 at 3:22 am rating: 3
#87
Medieverse
Lol so good. Thanks for the laugh.
Sep 14, 2022 at 12:39 pm rating: 0
#88
zemira was here aka fryandleelashotscenegf
i miss this site!!! come back!!! i need something to look at when im supposto be doing my late history work in class!!!!
Mar 10, 2023 at 8:45 pm rating: 0
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