Coming soon, from Pixar…

March 22nd, 2016 · 154 comments

Harry says this little scene was the culmination of “a classic washing-up feud” at his office in London. (Kind of adorable, right? I would SO watch a movie about anthropomorphic milk bottles with British accents.)

What are you doing here?

related: Sorry, I can’t hear you over all the chattering appliances

 

FILED UNDER: anthropomorphism · kitchen · London · office


154 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Cruithne

    I like how the only one with a visibly different handwriting is ALSO the only one without a lid. Hmmmm. Conspiracy theorists, rejoice!

    Mar 22, 2016 at 2:58 pm   rating: 95  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   FeRD bang

      I suspect that the owner/source of that particular bottle couldn’t bring themselves to shirk their office-tidying responsibilities (hence, the bottle being washed and clean, with the lid discarded), but still wanted to get in on the fun. Whereas the lazy bottle-dumper who doesn’t wash their empties out can’t even be bothered to tear the foil all the way off.

      The English are just so charmingly befuddled, aren’t they?

      Mar 22, 2016 at 4:11 pm   rating: 96  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Lil'

      I find it all dairy suspicious, dairy suspicious indeed…

      Mar 23, 2016 at 3:41 pm   rating: 97  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Kohaku bang

      Oof, Lil. Milking it for all it’s worth again? Udderly fantastic. I am cowed.

      Mar 24, 2016 at 12:48 pm   rating: 97  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Lil'

      Well Kohaku, if my mammory serves me correctly, you’ve been known to churn a phrase yourself.

      Mar 28, 2016 at 7:50 am   rating: 96  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Kohaku bang

      Of course, but it’s butter that way, don’t you think? Makes the puns spread.

      Mar 28, 2016 at 6:06 pm   rating: 95  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   Jill

      Perhaps someone should go udder-cover to find out what happened. I’m sure some time spent casein the joint will turn up an answer.

      Mar 29, 2016 at 12:45 pm   rating: 95  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   MBee

      Lazy-bottle-dumper has become my go-to insult. Thank you!

      MBee

      Apr 4, 2016 at 1:49 pm   rating: 96  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.8   MBee

      Lazy-bottle-dumper has become my go-to insult. Thank you!

      MBee

      Apr 4, 2016 at 1:50 pm   rating: 94  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   e

    I’m showing my age (and Britishness), but (i) “nice-cold ice-cold milk”, and (ii) “Maggie Thatcher milk snatcher”. ahem

    Mar 22, 2016 at 4:43 pm   rating: 94  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   sue

      sue- watch out,watch out, there’s a Humphrey about!

      Mar 23, 2016 at 2:35 pm   rating: 94  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Kohaku bang

    What a showoff, that clean one.

    Mar 23, 2016 at 12:44 pm   rating: 95  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   TKD

    Got Milk?

    Ok, I got nothing…

    Mar 24, 2016 at 7:25 am   rating: 96  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Jami

    I already know what the bottles’ names shall be.

    Onslow, Daisy, and Rose are the dirty ones. The clean one is Hyacinth.

    *waits for Brits and fellow Americans who’ve actually watched PBS to get the joke*

    Mar 24, 2016 at 2:58 pm   rating: 95  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   MBee

      “If I go into the lunchroom, she’ll SING at me!”

      If Violet was a milk bottle, she’d live in a stainless steel fridge with French Doors and a built-in ice maker.

      MBee

      Mar 24, 2016 at 3:26 pm   rating: 95  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Kohaku bang

      Might it be pronounced “bouquet”?

      Mar 24, 2016 at 6:39 pm   rating: 94  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   Jami

      And the “dishy vicar” will be an actual dish.

      Mar 26, 2016 at 1:33 pm   rating: 95  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.4   Whysguy

      Your sister Violet owns a creamery.

      Mar 31, 2016 at 8:53 am   rating: 95  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   enews-update.com

    what a saying so touch you soon

    Mar 25, 2016 at 11:52 am   rating: 95  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Thick McRunfast

    Bob, I told you to: don’t use the sink for parties!

    Sorry, Wendy. Arthur took their car to go to work, so they are stuck here.

    Well, at least keep them away from the chardonnay.

    Mar 30, 2016 at 3:10 am   rating: 95  small thumbs up

     
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    Mar 30, 2016 at 3:30 pm   rating: 94  small thumbs up

     
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    Mar 30, 2016 at 3:35 pm   rating: 94  small thumbs up

     
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    Apr 5, 2016 at 7:56 am   rating: 94  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Bored

    This site is so lame. They only post once a month and the last ones were really boring.

    Apr 6, 2016 at 12:49 pm   rating: 95  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   magicdomino

      If we get too bored, we can make fun of the spam posts.

      Apr 7, 2016 at 3:33 pm   rating: 95  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Kohaku bang

      But I don’t like spam!

      Apr 8, 2016 at 12:29 pm   rating: 94  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   wright1

      Well, feel free to start your own site where you put up content in your own time and at your own expense! Like I’m always telling the cat, I don’t see me stopping you…

      Apr 8, 2016 at 1:38 pm   rating: 96  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.4   Jami

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      Apr 9, 2016 at 5:59 pm   rating: 95  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.5   assiveProgressive

      I must agree that I didn’t get this milk bottle tableau. It seems made up for PAN. It’s like when you go to the People of WalMart site and there is very obviously a staged photo. Like, “I am going to stand here stark naked, and you take my picture so it can get on POW.” It lacks the authenticity of a pile of poo by the dairy case.

      Apr 12, 2016 at 12:09 am   rating: 95  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.6   Kohaku bang

      I dunno aP, I’ve known some people who find this kind of thing whimsical and would do it just for lulz.

      Apr 12, 2016 at 12:03 pm   rating: 94  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.7   Thick McRunfast

      Spam with toast… almost as good as magic cheese.

      May 15, 2016 at 10:33 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Jesica Turner

    This post is really funny and these office notes are great.This type of post makes me feel happy and I love to search this types of notes.

    Apr 15, 2016 at 7:59 am   rating: 94  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Kohaku bang

    That’s…intriguing. Every comment except the latest spammish one has 89 thumbs.

    Apr 15, 2016 at 3:48 pm   rating: 95  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Jami

      That’s – kind of creepy.

      I wonder if Pixar found this thread and the workers are playing with us.

      Apr 15, 2016 at 4:57 pm   rating: 94  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   Jami

      Actually just went through a bunch of older posts – same thing there. 89 thumbs on all the posts in the threads.

      Apr 15, 2016 at 4:58 pm   rating: 95  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   Kohaku bang

      Obviously WordPress is being cranky!

      Apr 15, 2016 at 6:08 pm   rating: 94  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   magicdomino

      And here I thought I had suddenly become popular and witty. Darn.

      Still better than the Punjab Cricket post at #14. Is it a passive-aggressive note to post a bad restaurant review on the comment section of a site dedicated to passive-aggression?

      Apr 26, 2016 at 4:18 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.5   Kohaku bang

      Depends on if the restaurant sees it, I think.

      Apr 26, 2016 at 7:50 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Pratha

    Hello to all and friends

    I have it here a warning comment.
    Do not eat it the Punjab Cricket. If eat it then a problem of a bad smell gas happen. One time my woman friend Smupa eat it the Punjab Cricket. She then have it the bad smell gas for 4.5 days. For this time she not want to have a fun time in the bed at the night. Not good my friend.

    Pratha

    Apr 21, 2016 at 12:18 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Angela

    I used to work as a nanny and I would make the food talk to amuse the children, Brooklyn accent for the bread, Southern accent for the peanuts, English accent for the jelly. I’m hanging my head in shame just a little bit right now.

    Apr 27, 2016 at 11:43 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Kohaku bang

      That’s actually quite cute!

      Apr 27, 2016 at 1:05 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Thick McRunfast

    As of the 15th of April 2016, the unexplained 89 up voting had ended.
    No suspect has so far been tried.

    Links to Brotherhood of Britons For Massachuneian Membership of The Union (BBFMMU) and its notorious leader Clyve remains undocumented.

    Apr 30, 2016 at 11:31 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Kohaku bang

      It’s the Punjab Cricket’s fault that it stopped. *nod*

      Apr 30, 2016 at 9:33 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   GrooVChck

    It’s May 5th. Has yet another site bitten the proverbial dust? Dust is certainly gathering on this one.

    May 5, 2016 at 7:34 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Kohaku bang

      Too many people write passive-aggressive notes if we DO dust it off. Now we’re getting them for NOT dusting? There is nothing sacred!

      (Kerry’s extremely busy. Be patient, padawan.)

      May 5, 2016 at 12:14 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   Lou

    What happened to the frequent updates? Haven’t seen anything new posted in awhile. Used to see something at least once a week, no? Lou

    May 9, 2016 at 12:31 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Annoyed

      This is pathetic! Clearly whoever runs this doesn’t care anymore. I’m removing this link from my book marks. Such a waste of time!

      May 9, 2016 at 12:14 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   wee

      well… THAT escalated quickly

      Sep 17, 2016 at 9:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   assiveProgressive

    mmmmm, I could go for a bottle of milk and a fresh PA note. Sigh.

    May 29, 2016 at 11:47 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   Kohaku bang

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      I suddenly feel the need to make you watch this.

      May 30, 2016 at 1:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   assiveProgressive

      Only in ‘merica! (Sorry, just now saw your message)

      Jun 30, 2016 at 11:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.3   assiveProgressive

      Only in ‘merica! (Sorry, just now saw your message)

      Jun 30, 2016 at 11:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.4   Kohaku bang

      No worries!

      Jul 1, 2016 at 12:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   Ghost Town

    Can this site be handed over to someone who will maintain it? It sucks that it’s being left to ruin like this.

    May 29, 2016 at 4:22 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Mickie

    I haven’t been here for quite some time, but has the site been abandoned or something?

    May 30, 2016 at 4:28 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
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    Jun 1, 2016 at 4:13 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   GrooVChck

    And out of rotation goes another site. Too bad: it used to be a good one.

    Jun 3, 2016 at 9:06 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Chinchillazilla

    RIP, PAN.

    Jun 19, 2016 at 9:44 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   RAWR

    WHYYYYY!!!! 3 months since the last update….did the person meet with a terrible accident? If so, that is sad….if not, what gives?!?!

    Jun 21, 2016 at 9:32 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Kitter

    What happened to this website? No more posts? I miss it.

    Jul 6, 2016 at 7:56 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   funnyvault

    we are awaiting updation, it looks that person is busy who is working on this.

    Jul 25, 2016 at 1:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   Tammy

    It’s a psych experiment.
    PAN stops posting and takes bets on how long its readers start posting PAN in the comments

    Jul 26, 2016 at 6:46 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   Kohaku bang

      At this point I think a lot of us would be willing to drop the passive part.

      Jul 30, 2016 at 3:57 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   Brad

    Has there been any word on this site? Did it just die off completely due to a lack of traffic or something?

    Aug 12, 2016 at 3:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   Jami

      Seems pretty dead. A few weeks ago I tried to access the comments and kept getting directed to a hijack site. Now comments are back but the site still isn’t updated.

      Aug 13, 2016 at 9:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   Kohaku bang

      I wasn’t even being redirected. The main page wouldn’t load at all, just a blank white screen.

      Aug 14, 2016 at 12:19 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
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    Aug 28, 2016 at 1:48 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
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    Sep 8, 2016 at 1:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Gloria

    Ha Ha so funny I just found your blog, and I needed a laugh today Thanks!!

    Sep 10, 2016 at 1:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Kelcha

    Well, I haven’t been on my laptop in months (shocking how having a baby will do that to you – I can hold my phone and the kid at the same time, not so much with the laptop!) and this site autofilled when I started to type in another address.

    I only missed three posts. That makes me sad. I used to love this site. Hopefully it will resurrect itself!

    Sep 11, 2016 at 2:37 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   TKD

    Day 191:
    Woke up again today. Yesterday was another snarkless, bleak, PAN-barren day. Oh how my soul suffers. This famine from the frustrated flyers of fucktards, the delrious drafts of douchcanoes, the analeptic articulations of asshats, it wears upon my will. How I miss the missives penned in multicolor comic sans, accompanied by glitter, clip art, and bat shit crazy. Perhaps today is the day that PAN returns? Alas, it is not to be. I weep.

    Sep 29, 2016 at 10:40 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   TKD

    I wonder how many comments it will take to break the system? If the system is broken, then the designer will have to come back and check on it, right? Or is that just my sci-fi trained brain working over time in the imagination department?

    Oct 4, 2016 at 9:16 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   That Lady With The Thoughts

    http://thatladywiththethoughts.blogspot.com/

    Oct 15, 2016 at 2:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   assiveprogressive

    How can this site be dead when there is a 2017 calendar for sale on Amazon? Hmm… OK, just to be a jerk, I am going to include a negative review from 2013 (or is it about 2013 calendar) from Amazon: ”I bought this product thinking it would be a funny daily calendar; however, it turned out to be almost completely devoid of humor. I enjoy a good passive-aggressive note like most people but this was really bad. In the end, I decided to ditch the daily calendar because it was so awful. My entire office staff sat down and went through the whole daily calendar to find the funny ones. Out of over 300, we collectively came up with a total of 25 funny passive-aggressive notes. I would say that was an epic failure for a daily calendar. PS: Many of the notes seemed to be “fake” in that they may have been fully staged by the authors.”

    Oct 17, 2016 at 9:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Cygnata

    The website was down for a couple weeks, showing a domain seller… will there be new entries anytime soon? I am glad the site is back.

    Dec 13, 2016 at 10:05 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   new movie trailers

    I would really appreciate if you could just keep on posting such wonderful contents again in future too.

    Dec 17, 2016 at 10:01 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   TKD

    FIRST!

    Is that still a thing here?

    Well, ok, first since the site came back up again.

    Well, OK, first since I noticed that it came back up again.

    Well, OK, not first at all. Damn it, I need a new PAN just so I can feel like I am not being cheated out of the opportunity to put an asinine “First” on the first comment of each new PAN. My life just feels so meaningless without that opportunity.

    Dec 20, 2016 at 1:46 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   Haterade

    Le sigh.

    I used to love the Pigs Peace sanctuary updates on how the residents were doing, but I think they decided to fakebook everything. Did the same happen to PAN? (;_;)

    Dec 21, 2016 at 5:12 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   Arhi

    I do hope the owner of this site is alive and well.

    Jan 1, 2017 at 10:45 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   Lenny

    It’s pretty sad but let’s face it; the site hasn’t been relevant since 2011. We’re the few that remained. Still, hopefully no one has abandoned it.

    Jan 6, 2017 at 6:43 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Jaynor

    This site was fucking delicious….

    Feb 3, 2017 at 2:24 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   weezle

    WHAT THE HAY????????? WHERE IS EVERYONE??? I have like 8 signs to submit but someone ‘s asleep at the switch

    Feb 6, 2017 at 8:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   Jim Beamer

    Very funny the milk. Hope you enjoy and be glad it wasn’t lava.

    Feb 12, 2017 at 2:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   AngieNK

    I’m actually kind of looking forward to the one-year anniversary of this post. Maybe we should all have a little party. Just meet up here and chat about how great it all used to be and what new sites we’ve moved on to for our funny fix. I’ll bring chips and dip!

    Feb 13, 2017 at 7:10 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #47.1   TKD

      That is a terrific idea! I am in! I have a nice Bundt cake recipe. It’s soaked in rum. I’ll bring several of those.

      Feb 20, 2017 at 9:36 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #47.2   labdude

      I’m in!
      I’ll bring a six-pack of cheap beer and hope to swap out for some good stuff someone else brings.
      And some cheap chips and a half-empty jar of old salsa.

      Feb 22, 2017 at 11:54 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #47.3   RAWR

      What a fantastic idea…and it’s coming up soon! Should we sing “Auld Lang Syne” in honor of posts past?

      Mar 6, 2017 at 7:19 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #47.4   TurboJenn

      I’m in! I’ll bring the cheesy whines. I mean, wine and cheese.

      Mar 7, 2017 at 6:49 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #47.5   TKD

      Only 2 days until the first anniversary of the demise of PAN. Everyone put out the word to all your friends. Party is here. BYOPAN.

      Mar 20, 2017 at 1:46 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #48   Cerys

    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday, Pixar submission
    Happy Birthday to you!

    Mar 22, 2017 at 12:49 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   AngieNK

    I almost forgot about the party! Running out to get chips and dip now. I’m sure no one but Cerys up there will show up, but I wanted to do what I said I would do and share with y’all where I’m getting my funnies from nowadays, since PAN is now officially dead.

    The past couple weeks have been all about Pebble the Crazy Cockatoo: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXzXd8pSZ5dBEDoG9e_rmqg

    But my standby now for funnies is the “Not Always” sites (start with notalwaysright.com and notalwaysworking.com)

    Anyone else want to share their preferred humor sites?

    Mar 22, 2017 at 5:12 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   TurboJenn

    Crap, I forgot. I have two small kids and a cold. Oh well, better late to the party than not at all.

    As for humor, these days I tend to stick with Tastefully Offensive on tumblr.

    One of us should really reboot this site idea somewhere else.

    Mar 25, 2017 at 4:05 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   TKD

    Whoa! What a party! I don’t even remember getting here. How did I end up in the pool?

    Wait, that’s not water!

    Mar 27, 2017 at 8:17 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   TKD

    Whoa! What a party! I don’t even remember getting here. How did I end up in the pool?

    Wait, that’s not water soaking my jeans!

    Mar 27, 2017 at 8:18 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   labdude

    Whoa! Who kicked the holes in the drywall? And someone *please* tell me that pile in the corner is from an un-housebroken dog…
    The owners are SO not listing with AirBnB again.

    Mar 28, 2017 at 10:55 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   Patricia W Bains

    Why haven’t you come back? any update?

    Apr 2, 2017 at 10:07 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #54.1   AngieNK

      It’s been over a year. I think at this point we can all safely say that it’s done. The site is not coming back. But, hey, we still have each other here in the comments!

      Apr 7, 2017 at 8:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #55   Jodie

    I miss this site. :(

    Apr 6, 2017 at 10:12 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   ozshabat

    haha that’s funny man!

    Apr 11, 2017 at 11:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   dragon

    100! 100 comments HA HA HA HA!!

    Apr 14, 2017 at 8:18 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   marie

    I still come every day thinking that maybe something new will pop up. Every day I am disappointed… Until today when I finally clicked the comments. I have found my people.

    Apr 21, 2017 at 7:45 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #58.1   TKD

      Did you miss the anniversary party Marie? It was a total blow out. Everyone was quite drunk. We even wrote a few PAN’s and passed them around in the sweat lodge we built out back. It was awesome. You can join the planning committee for next year’s shinding. We can always use some people with fresh ideas. We haven’t had anything to really sink our snarky teeth into since “Fucking Delicious”!

      Jun 9, 2017 at 11:20 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #59   Selene

    I check back every few months to see the comments on this post. I think the owner of the address is not the original. There seems to be a push for wholesale cheap jerseys from China on the “Community” and “WTF?” pages. Sigh. This one was pretty good for a while. Now I go to lamebook, the Not Always group and Retailhellunderground.

    Apr 23, 2017 at 12:25 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #59.1   Victoria

      Lamebook is really slow to update, and you have to register to submit comments. I registered months ago, and still haven’t gotten approval.

      May 31, 2017 at 10:26 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #60   Jamie

    Still hoping against all hope that this site will be sold or updated at some point.

    Jun 9, 2017 at 12:36 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   chim

    hey, just checking in on the best comments section around.

    Jul 8, 2017 at 9:27 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   Chinchillazilla

    I’m just here to put flowers on PAN’s grave. RIP.

    Aug 3, 2017 at 1:51 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   Kohaku

    It’s my birthday today; I was hoping there’d be some new PAN goodness.

    No PAN for me, I suppose. Pout.

    (Still can’t log in, either.)

    Aug 4, 2017 at 7:50 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   Rick

    I remember the good times we had… will we always have the comments section? I hope so.

    Aug 7, 2017 at 12:58 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   TurboJenn

    I can’t believe I am still coming here.

    Sep 8, 2017 at 8:37 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #65.1   chim

      was just thinking the same thing.

      Sep 10, 2017 at 8:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #65.2   TKD

      Same! how weak is the internet if I am still coming here, hoping for a little entertainment? Or perhaps I’m the problem???

      Sep 25, 2017 at 10:00 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #66   Phat girl

    Wow. I haven’t been to this site in years. This is too funny that you are all still posting. What a great hour I have just spent reading and catching up on all the comments on this thread. I love it. And I hope ya’ll do come back on March 22 2018. It’s my actual birthday (actual as in the day I celebrate my day of birth not actual as in I will be born then) and I might actually remember to return and see who is still here. To make it worth it I will try to come here and post a link to anything that makes me really laugh so people who come here hoping to find something new will have something to look at!

    Really, how sad am I?

    Sep 25, 2017 at 2:39 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #67   hafumigi

    just before I looked at the paycheck of $5519, I didnt believe that my friends brother was like they say trully receiving money part-time on their apple labtop.. there neighbour started doing this 4 less than twenty three months and by now repaid the loans on their condo and purchased a top of the range Porsche 911. go to, $$$$$$$$$ http://ow.ly/Lns530fsP4g

    Sep 28, 2017 at 12:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #68   sad panda

    I miss this website!!

    Oct 4, 2017 at 11:15 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #69   sadcat

    :(

    Oct 6, 2017 at 9:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #70   bullet force

    Kind of adorable

    Oct 15, 2017 at 10:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #71   RAWR

    GUYS we’ll be coming up on another year in March….we should totally have like a memorial service or something!

    Oct 16, 2017 at 6:02 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #71.1   chim

      I’m in

      Nov 13, 2017 at 1:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #71.2   TurboJenn

      I will try to remember.

      PAN, if you’re out there, come back to us!

      Dec 2, 2017 at 1:13 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #72   Salty Pun

    These are hilarious — there are tons more puns at my website — called The Salty Pun :) You should check it out!

    Nov 24, 2017 at 6:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #73   AngieNK

    I’ve been gone a few months and just thought to check back in. I didn’t expect a new PAN, of course – just checking in on the comments. Good to see you all are still here periodically!

    Dec 17, 2017 at 6:03 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #74   Rick

    Happy New Year, PAN comments section

    Dec 30, 2017 at 11:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #74.1   AngieNK

      Happy new year!

      Jan 1, 2018 at 12:34 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #74.2   TKD

      Happy New Year!

      Jan 17, 2018 at 8:43 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #75   aaa

    Bet nobody remembers me. ;) Haven’t commented here in about 7 years.

    I’m seriously getting bummed out that all my favorite blogs are fucking dead. First Regretsy, then You Suck at Craigslist, then Cute Overload, then Sexy People, A Bad Case of the Dates officially stopped updating a few days ago, and nostalgia brought me back here to discover this place crapped out too (and apparently has spammers infesting it). I’m getting all wistful and shit.

    So, out of the handful of people that still visit this page/maybe comment still, anyone here who commented between 2008 and 2011 or so?

    Jan 3, 2018 at 10:38 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #75.1   chim

      also 27bslash6

      Jan 18, 2018 at 1:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #76   aaa

    I started commenting here when I was 20 and I’m almost 30 now. That’s a brainfuck and a half. Time flies and all that jazz.

    Jan 3, 2018 at 10:44 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #77   francis

    Add your site https://www.adslink.net

    Jan 17, 2018 at 4:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #78   Rick

    Sometimes, when the darkness threatens to consume me, I return to this and realize even this can endure. Thank you, PAN final post comments.

    Feb 3, 2018 at 3:49 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #79   Bk

    You should check out http://sodabooster.com/ Up to 10 000 free Candy Crush Soda Saga gold bars!

    Mar 6, 2018 at 11:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #80   TurboJenn

    In case I forget to come by in a few days for the two year anniversary…hi everyone! I miss PAN and all your snarky and hilarious comments.

    Mar 18, 2018 at 1:25 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #81   TurboJenn

    I made it! Happy two year anniversary of the death of PAN! I brought cinnamon buns and hard cider.

    Mar 22, 2018 at 3:05 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #81.1   TKD

      Hey everybody! Thanks for stopping back for the second anniversary party! There is plenty to drink, and maybe some food over there.

      DJ, hit it! Let’s get this party started!!!

      Mar 22, 2018 at 1:56 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #81.2   BlondeSoul

      LMAO!!

      Seriously though, will we ever get a new post?

      Mar 25, 2018 at 8:33 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #81.3   TKD

      Well, this party was a wild success. However, we are now out of tequila. We all hope to see you back next year. BlondeSoul, thank you for your faith that another post is soon to come.

      The rest of you, you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here. Now go find joy and humor in your lives. As much of both as possible!

      Mar 26, 2018 at 7:55 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #81.4   TKD

      Special shout out to TurboJenn, your buns are AWESOME!

      Mar 26, 2018 at 7:57 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #81.5   aaa

      Oh man, I missed the 2nd deathiversary. I’ll bring a fuzzy, half-eaten cheese log.

      Apr 3, 2018 at 6:40 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #81.6   www.edmontonfurnacecare.com

      Well we really like to visit this site, many useful information we can get here.

      Apr 24, 2023 at 8:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #82   Mickie

    Wow, it’s been 2 years and still no update. Does anyone know what actually happened to the site? I hope the site owners are okay. No farewell message, no nothing. :(

    Apr 4, 2018 at 8:17 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #83   yeetgirl

    WTH HAPPENED??? 2 YEARS AND NO REPLIES OR POSTS smh
    -

    May 7, 2021 at 9:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #84   Nostalgixs

    </3

    I forgot about this place, any else returning?
    Wonder if we'll ever find out the fate of the creators.

    Take care everyone (:

    Aug 28, 2021 at 1:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #85   Bryan

    Online is an excellent way to find an information about popular games.

    May 17, 2022 at 3:38 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #86   Elly

    Six years later, some of us are still waiting for this glorious blog to make a comeback!

    Jun 26, 2022 at 3:22 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #86.1   Layla

      Just on a whim I thought I’d do my two yearly check in to see if this blog was alive. Alas, it’s not.

      It did take me this six years to finally appreciate the milk post though!

      Dec 6, 2022 at 1:43 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #87   Medieverse

    Lol so good. Thanks for the laugh.

    Sep 14, 2022 at 12:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #88   zemira was here aka fryandleelashotscenegf

    i miss this site!!! come back!!! i need something to look at when im supposto be doing my late history work in class!!!!

    Mar 10, 2023 at 8:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #89   kat

    Checkin in on this long lost dinosaur from my old bookmarks. Alas, it has still not been updated

    May 2, 2023 at 2:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #90   aaa

    Just another comment, 7 years after the blog died. Nothing to see here.

    Jun 19, 2023 at 12:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #91   El Paso Fence Contractors

    I like how the only one with visibly different handwriting is ALSO the only one without a lid.

    Aug 11, 2023 at 6:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #92   Concrete Block

    Still loving the blog. Hope it gets updated soon.

    Sep 18, 2023 at 12:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #93   Layering Beds

    You just confirmed what I had in mind. Thanks for great blog! Love the updates!

    Sep 25, 2023 at 4:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up