Coming soon, from Pixar…

March 22nd, 2016 · 47 comments

Harry says this little scene was the culmination of “a classic washing-up feud” at his office in London. (Kind of adorable, right? I would SO watch a movie about anthropomorphic milk bottles with British accents.)

What are you doing here?

related: Sorry, I can’t hear you over all the chattering appliances

 

FILED UNDER: anthropomorphism · kitchen · London · office


47 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Cruithne

    I like how the only one with a visibly different handwriting is ALSO the only one without a lid. Hmmmm. Conspiracy theorists, rejoice!

    Mar 22, 2016 at 2:58 pm   rating: 91  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   FeRD bang

      I suspect that the owner/source of that particular bottle couldn’t bring themselves to shirk their office-tidying responsibilities (hence, the bottle being washed and clean, with the lid discarded), but still wanted to get in on the fun. Whereas the lazy bottle-dumper who doesn’t wash their empties out can’t even be bothered to tear the foil all the way off.

      The English are just so charmingly befuddled, aren’t they?

      Mar 22, 2016 at 4:11 pm   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Lil'

      I find it all dairy suspicious, dairy suspicious indeed…

      Mar 23, 2016 at 3:41 pm   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Kohaku bang

      Oof, Lil. Milking it for all it’s worth again? Udderly fantastic. I am cowed.

      Mar 24, 2016 at 12:48 pm   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Lil'

      Well Kohaku, if my mammory serves me correctly, you’ve been known to churn a phrase yourself.

      Mar 28, 2016 at 7:50 am   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Kohaku bang

      Of course, but it’s butter that way, don’t you think? Makes the puns spread.

      Mar 28, 2016 at 6:06 pm   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   Jill

      Perhaps someone should go udder-cover to find out what happened. I’m sure some time spent casein the joint will turn up an answer.

      Mar 29, 2016 at 12:45 pm   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   MBee

      Lazy-bottle-dumper has become my go-to insult. Thank you!

      MBee

      Apr 4, 2016 at 1:49 pm   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.8   MBee

      Lazy-bottle-dumper has become my go-to insult. Thank you!

      MBee

      Apr 4, 2016 at 1:50 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   e

    I’m showing my age (and Britishness), but (i) “nice-cold ice-cold milk”, and (ii) “Maggie Thatcher milk snatcher”. ahem

    Mar 22, 2016 at 4:43 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   sue

      sue- watch out,watch out, there’s a Humphrey about!

      Mar 23, 2016 at 2:35 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Kohaku bang

    What a showoff, that clean one.

    Mar 23, 2016 at 12:44 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   TKD

    Got Milk?

    Ok, I got nothing…

    Mar 24, 2016 at 7:25 am   rating: 91  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Jami

    I already know what the bottles’ names shall be.

    Onslow, Daisy, and Rose are the dirty ones. The clean one is Hyacinth.

    *waits for Brits and fellow Americans who’ve actually watched PBS to get the joke*

    Mar 24, 2016 at 2:58 pm   rating: 92  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   MBee

      “If I go into the lunchroom, she’ll SING at me!”

      If Violet was a milk bottle, she’d live in a stainless steel fridge with French Doors and a built-in ice maker.

      MBee

      Mar 24, 2016 at 3:26 pm   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Kohaku bang

      Might it be pronounced “bouquet”?

      Mar 24, 2016 at 6:39 pm   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   Jami

      And the “dishy vicar” will be an actual dish.

      Mar 26, 2016 at 1:33 pm   rating: 92  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.4   Whysguy

      Your sister Violet owns a creamery.

      Mar 31, 2016 at 8:53 am   rating: 92  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   enews-update.com

    what a saying so touch you soon

    Mar 25, 2016 at 11:52 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Thick McRunfast

    Bob, I told you to: don’t use the sink for parties!

    Sorry, Wendy. Arthur took their car to go to work, so they are stuck here.

    Well, at least keep them away from the chardonnay.

    Mar 30, 2016 at 3:10 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

     
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    Mar 30, 2016 at 3:30 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

     
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    Mar 30, 2016 at 3:35 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

     
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    Apr 5, 2016 at 7:56 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Bored

    This site is so lame. They only post once a month and the last ones were really boring.

    Apr 6, 2016 at 12:49 pm   rating: 92  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   magicdomino

      If we get too bored, we can make fun of the spam posts.

      Apr 7, 2016 at 3:33 pm   rating: 92  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Kohaku bang

      But I don’t like spam!

      Apr 8, 2016 at 12:29 pm   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   wright1

      Well, feel free to start your own site where you put up content in your own time and at your own expense! Like I’m always telling the cat, I don’t see me stopping you…

      Apr 8, 2016 at 1:38 pm   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.4   Jami

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      Apr 9, 2016 at 5:59 pm   rating: 91  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.5   assiveProgressive

      I must agree that I didn’t get this milk bottle tableau. It seems made up for PAN. It’s like when you go to the People of WalMart site and there is very obviously a staged photo. Like, “I am going to stand here stark naked, and you take my picture so it can get on POW.” It lacks the authenticity of a pile of poo by the dairy case.

      Apr 12, 2016 at 12:09 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.6   Kohaku bang

      I dunno aP, I’ve known some people who find this kind of thing whimsical and would do it just for lulz.

      Apr 12, 2016 at 12:03 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.7   Thick McRunfast

      Spam with toast… almost as good as magic cheese.

      May 15, 2016 at 10:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Jesica Turner

    This post is really funny and these office notes are great.This type of post makes me feel happy and I love to search this types of notes.

    Apr 15, 2016 at 7:59 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Kohaku bang

    That’s…intriguing. Every comment except the latest spammish one has 89 thumbs.

    Apr 15, 2016 at 3:48 pm   rating: 92  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Jami

      That’s – kind of creepy.

      I wonder if Pixar found this thread and the workers are playing with us.

      Apr 15, 2016 at 4:57 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   Jami

      Actually just went through a bunch of older posts – same thing there. 89 thumbs on all the posts in the threads.

      Apr 15, 2016 at 4:58 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   Kohaku bang

      Obviously WordPress is being cranky!

      Apr 15, 2016 at 6:08 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   magicdomino

      And here I thought I had suddenly become popular and witty. Darn.

      Still better than the Punjab Cricket post at #14. Is it a passive-aggressive note to post a bad restaurant review on the comment section of a site dedicated to passive-aggression?

      Apr 26, 2016 at 4:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.5   Kohaku bang

      Depends on if the restaurant sees it, I think.

      Apr 26, 2016 at 7:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Pratha

    Hello to all and friends

    I have it here a warning comment.
    Do not eat it the Punjab Cricket. If eat it then a problem of a bad smell gas happen. One time my woman friend Smupa eat it the Punjab Cricket. She then have it the bad smell gas for 4.5 days. For this time she not want to have a fun time in the bed at the night. Not good my friend.

    Pratha

    Apr 21, 2016 at 12:18 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Angela

    I used to work as a nanny and I would make the food talk to amuse the children, Brooklyn accent for the bread, Southern accent for the peanuts, English accent for the jelly. I’m hanging my head in shame just a little bit right now.

    Apr 27, 2016 at 11:43 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Kohaku bang

      That’s actually quite cute!

      Apr 27, 2016 at 1:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Thick McRunfast

    As of the 15th of April 2016, the unexplained 89 up voting had ended.
    No suspect has so far been tried.

    Links to Brotherhood of Britons For Massachuneian Membership of The Union (BBFMMU) and its notorious leader Clyve remains undocumented.

    Apr 30, 2016 at 11:31 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Kohaku bang

      It’s the Punjab Cricket’s fault that it stopped. *nod*

      Apr 30, 2016 at 9:33 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   GrooVChck

    It’s May 5th. Has yet another site bitten the proverbial dust? Dust is certainly gathering on this one.

    May 5, 2016 at 7:34 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Kohaku bang

      Too many people write passive-aggressive notes if we DO dust it off. Now we’re getting them for NOT dusting? There is nothing sacred!

      (Kerry’s extremely busy. Be patient, padawan.)

      May 5, 2016 at 12:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   Lou

    What happened to the frequent updates? Haven’t seen anything new posted in awhile. Used to see something at least once a week, no? Lou

    May 9, 2016 at 12:31 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Annoyed

      This is pathetic! Clearly whoever runs this doesn’t care anymore. I’m removing this link from my book marks. Such a waste of time!

      May 9, 2016 at 12:14 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up