It’s opposite day in Cincinnati!

May 26th, 2015 · 52 comments

Chris in Cincinnati says this came in the mail with no return address.

The butterfly sticker is a nice touch, no?

Isn't it nice the Garbage men come and take you'r [sic] garbage away, then leave you with the EMPTY cans so that you may put them away.

related: Welcome to the neighborhood. You’re totally screwing it up.

 

→ 52 CommentsFILED UNDER: Cincinnati · garbage · neighbors · unnecessary "quotation marks"


Meanwhile, in America’s Dairyland

May 19th, 2015 · 47 comments

Writes Libby in Green Bay, Wisconsin: “In my office, about 100 people share one communal fridge. One person has been bringing a gallon of milk for months and completely ignoring how much room it takes up.  Apparently, someone had had enough of their inconsiderate nonsense.”

After all, the considerate Wisconsinite would just hitch his dairy cow up in the breakroom like everyone else.

Why don't you just bring in a cow?!?!

related: Spoiled Milk

→ 47 CommentsFILED UNDER: milk · office fridge


The “beep it all” approach

May 13th, 2015 · 65 comments

Our submitter in Austin calls this “the result of a slowly escalating office disagreement.”

The "beep it all" approach

The "beep it all" approach

related: No cackle zone

→ 65 CommentsFILED UNDER: noise · note wars · office · office fridge


Dear Booger-Flicker

May 6th, 2015 · 48 comments

The epidemic continues!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP FLICKING YOUR BOOGERS ON THE WALL. Sincerely, Everyone that has to look at those nasty things

related: It’s called “performance art”

→ 48 CommentsFILED UNDER: bathroom · Florida · nose-picking · that's disgusting


Screaming Infidelities

April 29th, 2015 · 175 comments

Writes our submitter in Iowa: “This anonymous note from our “disappointed neighbors” was taped to an iron bench in front of our house – on Earth Day, no less!”

Dear Homeowner,   We, your neighbors, cannot help but notice the obscene amounts of dandelions on your lawn. Do you not realize how terrible it looks? Do you not realize the effect this has on community pride, not to mention property values? A few dandelions - sure. But your lawn is an absolute embarassment. you are screaming, 'I don't care how my property looks' with every passing day. We all agree that your lawn is currently the absolute worst lawn in blocks, and urge you to seriously evaluate your lawn care priorities. Signed, Your deeply disappointed neighbors

related: Take that, Homeowners Association!

→ 175 CommentsFILED UNDER: neighbors · there goes the neighborhood


Don’t quote me on that.

April 25th, 2015 · 35 comments

Writes our anonymous submitter: “After a year of passive-aggressive and straight-up rude behavior, my roommate left me this card to sum up just how wonderful of a person she is. Safe to say we won’t be bunking together again next year?”

'Thank you' from the bottom of my heart

related: Oh, gaufre yourself.

→ 35 CommentsFILED UNDER: college life · p.s. · roommates · thanks (but not really)