Spotted by Leonora in the window of a London office:
related: Do not kiss on someone else’s kiss — and absolutely NO LICKING
For heaven’s sake, Steve
May 20th, 2013 · 13 comments
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Presenting the new Mercedes-Benz No-Class
May 16th, 2013 · 76 comments
Writes our submitter in Brisbane, Australia: “It wasn’t me that reported the rich guy to the council, but it sure gave me a few laughs.”
related: I know, all black sedans look the same
extra credit: This Is Why People Think Mercedes-Benz Drivers Are Asshats [jalopnik.com]
→ 76 CommentsFILED UNDER: Australia · car · money · parking · thanks (but not really)
Tacky, you say?
May 15th, 2013 · 32 comments
Explains our submitter in Chicago: “Colleague A left the following note — an attempt to enforce an ambigious personal space decoration policy via shame — on Colleague B’s Eiffel Tower clip. (Note: Colleague A has no official authority over Colleague B.) I find the phrasing both poetic and hilarious.”
related: Do not lean on my pod!!!
→ 32 CommentsFILED UNDER: a matter of taste · Chicago · office · office cop
Keeping Portland Weird
May 14th, 2013 · 44 comments
Our submitter has been couchsurfing his way through the living rooms of strangers across the country, and recently made a stop in Portland, Oregon. One morning, after leaving his dirty clothes in a pile near the rest of his stuff, he returned later to find…a surprise.
Adds our submitter: “Everyone in Portland seems to do things like this. All. The. Time.”
related: Put a bird on it!
→ 44 CommentsFILED UNDER: laundry · not so much passive-aggressive · Portland · questionable logic · WTF?
Conditional love: A Mother’s Day postscript
May 13th, 2013 · 11 comments
The front:
Aaaand the back:
(Thanks to Jada in Knoxville, Tennessee for submitting!)
related: A Mother’s Day Report Card
→ 11 CommentsFILED UNDER: kids · Mother's Day · Mother-daughter notes
Communal kitchen canoodling
May 9th, 2013 · 51 comments
Our submitter in Canada, who lives in a rooming house with a shared kitchen, laughed pretty hard upon finding this note. “It’s just so specific. So very specific.”
“P.S.,” our submitter adds: “I didn’t drop the noodles.”
related: Well, someone’s feeling a little chippy…
→ 51 CommentsFILED UNDER: food · roommates · WTF?
