Entries Tagged as 'toilet'

something must be done

June 22nd, 2007 · 46 Comments

vida says her friend in baltimore received this note from “his pathologically lying roommate.”

it’s a little hard to read, but the (genius) last line says, “if not possible we’re moving and you can stay.”
so: team joe? team asa? or too tough to call?

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Tags: baltimore · excessive underlining · roommates · shit · spelling and grammar police · toilet

do the rest of us a favor

June 19th, 2007 · 82 Comments

looks like both the mad bomber and richard g. sells have west-coast counterparts:

grossed out? yeah, me too. blame gregory in los angeles for documenting this one (!!!)
related: the mad bomber, act 1: “sorry about the language”

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · die bitch die · ellipses-crazed · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · group bitchfest · los angeles · more aggressive than passive · office · piss · shit · that shit is disgusting · toilet

servicing over a half-billion people…each and every day.

June 15th, 2007 · 27 Comments

from the bay-area offices of yahoo! hotjobs…

those programmers…so literal-minded, sometimes.
(thiz onez fer u, slackferno.)

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Tags: bathroom · double-entendre alert · office · san francisco · sex sex sex · shameless meme-mongering · toilet · yahoo

et tu, dora?

June 13th, 2007 · 20 Comments

from the offices of nickelodeon in new york…

(spotted by ivy from nashville.)

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Tags: new york · office · toilet

some suggestions for using the urinal

June 11th, 2007 · 15 Comments

(from an anonymous urinal-user in boulder, colorado.)

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Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · bullet points · colorado · excessive underlining · office · toilet

priorities

June 6th, 2007 · 6 Comments

from the offices of “a large internet company” in northern virginia…thanks to liz for submitting!

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Tags: bathroom · group bitchfest · office · smiley · toilet · virginia

please ladies please

June 3rd, 2007 · 21 Comments

maybe it’s the manic use of ellipses and exclamation points, but this note makes me very uncomfortable.

says erica in new york city, “as bad as it can get in the ladies’, i’ve been told the men’s bathroom is even worse.”

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Tags: "helpful" advice · bathroom · bullet points · comic sans alert · ellipses-crazed · exclamation-point happy! · hygiene · new york · office · spelling and grammar police · toilet

let me help you out

June 1st, 2007 · 24 Comments

from an anonymous submitter in new york city, who explains: “i was out of the country for a week, and when I came back, I found this gem taped to the bathroom mirror….even though I’ve since moved out of the apartment (after she accused me of peeing on the bathroom floor and into the non-existent [...]

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Tags: "helpful" advice · bathroom · bathtub · hygiene · new york · roommates · toilet

passive perfectionism

May 31st, 2007 · 13 Comments

from corey in winnipeg.

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Tags: bathroom · canada · office · toilet · winnipeg

the mad bomber, act 3: we are watching you

May 25th, 2007 · 53 Comments

if you missed them, act 1 and act 2.

sadly, season one of this series ends with a dramatic cliffhanger ending!
will the mad bomber be caught in the act? will richard g. sells post another sign outing the bomber for public humiliation and condemnation?
we can only hope.

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Tags: bathroom · exclamation-point happy! · gym · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · toilet

the mad bomber, act 2: please stay seated during the entire performance

May 23rd, 2007 · 34 Comments

if you missed it, act 1.

act 3 coming soon…

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Tags: "helpful" advice · exclamation-point happy! · gym · not-so-veiled threats · shit · toilet

“that shit is disrespectful”

May 20th, 2007 · 39 Comments

mike gets the last word in this exchange.

related: this is getting so meta

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Tags: bathroom · baton rouge · meta · piss · roommates · toilet